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I am a savage!!!!
This morning i stepped on a helpless cockroach. *sulks*
Make me fell like lesds of a murderer and tell about thig that you haver killed in your life.

agggghh *cowers in fear* you killed...a bug???

spiders scare me

julibug!!!
you know that i would never let any harm come to you.
any way, he started it.

I've killed a badger, a baby pig, a banana (stabbed teh poor defenceless thing with a pen... cried for hours after), a bat, a few rats, some frogs, my neighbors cat, MY cat (and I loved that cat! I wish we hadn't had the accident... oh well...), a couple thousand ants, crickets, andddd... The first person who says ' Bust a move! '


That's my thing!

just a few people.

*Gasp*
A BANNANA??
You Monster.
You should be put in a room with a hundred angry banannas, and let them tell you what they think.

Only a few??
TISK TISK TISK.
You dissapoint me, Master BackFire, yoda speaks so highly of you.

I maimed a huge fly this weekend it troubled my sleep...

you poor soul.
i killed a bull ant, the damn things hurt like hell when they bite, and this one was on steroids as well.

put up a fight did it?

mmmm... it did, strong little bastard he was. took my dad my dog and me to bring him down. later on we got the crockadile hunter to wrestle him. he is being ruched to hospital now.

I quite often kill time at the pub.

is it true in germany it's now illegal to kill ants?

haha!
illegal.

imagine some poor sucker gets the chair for stepping on an ant.

HE HE!

And if Tango brought out a banana flavoured drink (yeuch), there's the advert right there!

I work in tissue engineering so I culture human bone cells. When I'm done, I kill the happy little blighters with disinfectant!

Scoundrel might also tell you about his psycho guinea pig...!

Awww, poor widdle bone cells...

sounds excellent to recruit you to kill duracell bunnies

all of you are madmen (& women)
killing bones and banannas, Oh the humanity!!!!

Darla knows her stuff...

oh and always beware of the phantom psycho guinea pig that may haunt these very pages for all time...

bummer

I've killed a few bee's but it wasn't easy! Those suckers don't give up without a fight...

anyone with a sharp object sticking out of their ass is bound to be tough.

Dogs, cats, birds, deer, pigs, bugs, elk, fish...

my family!:

a few beers...it was tough...but...but I had to do it...you know...for their sake

i guess i can say here now that i have been aquited... the whole double jeapeardy thing.... wait they can still get me in civil court..... nevermind.... i didn't do it.

I dont kill things...

I am a hierd gun! sometimes I work for Norway, but usualy for private persons..

I'm curious about this tissue engineering, it sounds like a euphemism for an adolescent boys favourite past-time.

Anyway, the only thing I've ever killed is brain cells.

<_< >_> Michelle:Tell them, stop trying to get away! No! Michelle:Just do it! Fine! I killed hobos by taunting them with apples and shooting them in the heads with arrows! <_< >_> Seriously though, spiders I DESTROY, catepillars, ants, and probably alot of other stuff I've never even seen.

Just bugs! Sorry Juli!

i think juli is still scared to come back.

JULI. oh juuuuuuuli.

You and your bug threatening how dare you!

And yes I'm aware my signatures are gone, frailnet is down.

id never hurt juli, shes to precious to......well.....ME.

JULI, youre here.
but now i have to go.
*sigh*

Bug we were starting to think we had scared you off!

no - didn't scare me off. just hadn't had much time to be online today.

glad you're back.

i'm still around - just been so busy lately! i can only think of one time i killed something. i hadn't been driving too long, and it was at night, and a dog ran out in front of me. scared me!! well, i hit him, and i was depressed for days.

I killed my portable stereo once and my old VCR. The stereo I smashed on a stage during open mic night, the VCR I took to with a baseball bat while by buddy videotaped me. I only kill electronics.

Um, no.

So much for that, Mech...

i stepped on a bee this morning. its stuck its finger up at me!!!

Bees don't got any fingers.

they do when youve only had 1 and a 1/2 hours sleep the previous night.