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I know this isn't the correct slot for this topic ..but what the hell..most of you post on these pages more than any other.....so here goes

Have a wonderful and merry Christmas guys and a prosperous 2001!
love Bo
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p.s. May the force be with you always...

Thank you. And may the Force also be with you too. Always.

If you know this isn't the right forum than why did you post this here?

What the heck, EJ! Merry Christmas all off you!

queeq out

Fine then...God bless us every one.

Hehehehe...


Feliz Navidad..

and a merry Christmas to you mr Scrooge..I mean Evil Jedi:-)

1 day to go. What're people getting?

Indigestion.

queeq out

My Xmas list so far:
TV
Mini componant Stereo
Shoes
A leather coat (that's too big for me)
2 sweaters and another shirt
Kitty Calander
about a 1/2 ton of chocolate

I'm getting:
Scanner
SW Monopoly
Medal Of Honor: Underground
SW Episode I Ultimate Soundtrack
And some other stuff...

I'm getting:

A perverted Electic Shaver (Ask Dim, she knows!!!)
New Weight Training Gloves
CD's (Dunno what but if one isn't Destiny's Child then I'm gonna sulk)
Star Wars CCG starter set and deluxe folder
Star Wars calender (annual tradition for the last 10 years)
3 Surprises that are driving me NUTS!!!
Chocs and Wine from the in-laws

and lastly indigestion from the enourmous Christams dinner I'm cooking!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooo!...don't ask me...I'm not trying to explain that freaky thing!

I don't even want to know what Dim and RC are doing with any freaky toys. Can't you two do that outside.

Oh and RC, the indigestion's from me. Merry Christmas!

queeq out

I'm no Scroge,I'm just trying to set a good example.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah and Happy Eid! (I think I've covered everyone )

Since we open our presents on christmas eve I`ve allready got mine.
Clothes
bedroomstuff
livingroom stuff.
A lot of things for our baby Due to be born in february

Happy christmas sw fans hope it is a good one, and dont eat to much turkey.

Boy...everyone's haveing babies!...Do you know it it's sex, finti?

Just wanted to drop in and wish you all a Merry Christmas. I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday.

Amen to that.

Well, I got:
Scanner, SW statue-thing, Discworld novels, Dicsworld Calender, phone case, SW Episode I Worlds, Medal Of Honor: Underground, chocs, stationary, and more chocs.

merry christmas everyone

I could kill for some chocolate right now..*drool*

Ratcat where did you get the Star Wars calender? I've looked everywhere but can't find one.

Amazon

Yep, the Star Wars calendar is quite easy to come by really. I could even get one in Holland. And I tell you, that means a lot!!

queeq out

Hmmmm, I'd say Gwen is a real animal lover

And with Dim that makes two!

queeq out

I was trying for ages to get the SW calendar. And the annual. Oh, well...

*Elmira voice*
I WUUUUV ANIMMAULS!!!

Lets see, I got a VCR, perfume, windshield wipers, chocolates, some kitchen stuff, a labrador sweater and a pair of flannel lined jeans...mmmmm....warm....

Hope everybody had a great Festivus !!!!!

Well I got SW CCG cards and folder, CD's Bon Jovi, Robbie Williams and Charlies Angels, Weight Gloves, Shaver, chocs and wine.

The best one though was a cookery book by Ainsley Harriott. Turns out that the big surprise present from my brother was this cook book that he had queued up for nearly 2 hours for back in August to get it signed by Ainsley himself in John Lewis at Bluewater where my brother works.

Now all the Brits on the board will know who Ainsley Harriott is. I think is is an absolute god in the kitchen and hilariously funny too. I was surprised to get the book but when I opened it up and found this big long message from Ainsley I was absolutely gob smacked.

The BEST Christmas present I have ever got!!!

I had a great Festivis,Gundie.After all,Festivis is for the rest of us.

So, nobody got indigestion like I did.

queeq out

No indigestion for me. I ate a whole tin of quality streets, a selection box, a box of celebrations and half a packet of assorted sweets, though.

I have something far worse than indigestion.

Your mother-in-law staying over for the holidays?

queeq out

Little tip: Don't eat 3/4 of a 1Kg Christmas puddimng and several mince pies if you don't want to spend rather a long time in the WC!!!

I've never had a mince pie...what is it?

All I know is that it contains meat.

I got a DVD player and Gladiator to go with it,the new Places of Ep1 book by Dorling Kindersley, Choccies and loads of PC games as im a game fanatic and 2 Ep1 model kits.
Not a bad xmas allround.
By the way EJ mince pies dont have meat in them,its a combintion of mixed fruits like sultanas,currants,apples,raisins and orange peel....very scrummy!!

I think you American types might call it "Sweet Meat" but it iosn't meat as Bosh says.

*Ratcat grins at EJ's voice of authorative wrongness...*

Anyway, they are really scrummy. Don't you people ever go into a kitchen.....

Cool. Gladiator. I still want to buy that one. How's disk 2, Bosh?

queeq out

I guess I'm a stupid American.

And the news is?

Well, weather it's called Sweet Meat or Mince Pie..I haven't had it.

Well these were the pies you kept bugging me to send you some of with the cookies.

A mince pie is a thing with lumpy greeny brown stuff (mince meat: fruit, sultanas and suff) inside it covered with pastry. I hate 'em.

Well nevermind...I don't want it

No, I don't like them either. Yule logs are nice, though.

Don't make a very good breakfast though. *burp*

Okay...so what's a Yule Log?

Hee hee! A Yule Log is a big fat chocolatey swiss roll/cake in the shape of a log, usually with sugary stuff on it to make it look like snow, and a plastic robin or holy on the top.

Hmmm...Okay..someone send me one of those!

Oops, sorry, it was very tasy....

I heard mince was a nice word for mouse.

Are we exchanging recipes next?

queeq out

Not yet..And since Christmas is over I think I'm going to move this to GDF

I agree. Move it, baby!

queeq out

And here we are in GDF...talking about mince pie. Lets move on to New Years...any resolutions ????

I've made 2 resolutions...get my torn earlobe fixed so I can wear an earring in that ear again and pay off my visa card.

Did you make an appointment already and did you do the transfer. Better do them now or they'll end up as New years resolutions for 2002.

Torn earlobe? Brrrrrrrrrrrrr.... SM?

queeq out

Will you pay off mine too??? OK, I guess not.

I didn't make a resolution. Torn ear? Ouch!

Good for you, Tom. Neither did I.

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Well, Tommy and I were wrestling and he caught my hoop earring with his finger. It didn't tear the whole way at first, but it has now.

We haven't wrestled since. I used the Jedi mind trick on him.

Brrrrrr.

Looks like you're going to need a bionic ear. And no more hanky panky.

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Let this thread die already. Christmas is done.

Okay, Mr. Mince Pie.

We can keep it going until next year. Two more posties for me, and I am MASTER!!!!

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Its a good thing these topics are closed after 100 posts. Yeesh. We would be here all year.

I think we should. Mods are mean

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I would just like to say that the views expresses by Mr. queeq are his own and are not shared by this member of the forum.....

By the way, you can get queeqs new book at all good book stores:

How to Win Friends and Influence People by queeq.

Hehehe. Good one, RC

I'm not mean!

I don't mind the 100 post closing...it helps us move on..

queeq, I believed you have trod upon the lovely toes of a mod that just so happens to be on JC.

Aahhh, her toes...

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You can all sign up for a Collector's Copy of my new book, autographed by yours truly.

And about the JC... I don't think I'll ever get invited anyway. First there need to be more members and the way I'm behaving here I think that will never happen.

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Well, actually Merc and 3838 and KJ haven't been around in awhile. I thought we were picking up a few more right before Christmas but maybe not. Asylum security must be slacking off.

I doubt it. Haven't seen many around lately. Guess they were caught again.

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Those butterfly nets are getting full.

Yep. Plenty of nutters around.

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I assume you're including us in that category.

I'm including everyone but me.

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Christmas is a lovely time of year.

Eleven more months to go...

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Maybe I should start shopping for that artificial tree.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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But I want to get it while they're still on sale.

*jedi mind trick* You don't want to buy an artificial tree.

Gundy: I don't want to buy an artificial tree.

queeq: You'll be fine without one.

Gundy: I'll be fine without one.

queeq: You can go about your business posting off topic.

Gundy: I can go about my business posting off topic.

queeq: Move along.

Gundy: Happy Easter everyone.





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You are as funny as a barrel full of flying monkeys, queeq

I believe Valentine's Day comes before Easter.

Nah, that would be too much on topic.

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Gundy, you canvassing for cards already.... Or is it those big heart shaped choccie boxes.

We still have chocolate lurking around here from Christmas, RC. We usually just do the card exchange and I make Tommy whatever dinner he wants. We used to go out, but the restaurants are usually jammed that night and he likes my cooking better anyway. Now thats love. (Gundark hands queeq barf bag)

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!

I need another one.

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You never disappoint me, queeq-darling. (Oops..I mean, master.)

Valentines day, that's definitely a womans work. Our kid is due to come on Feb 10, perhaps it will "pop" out on the 14. Then we change the day to Finti day.
And from now on on that day we all give each other... oh can`t discuss that with minors.

A valentine baby...the result of the truest expression of love. That would be cool, finti. (Just ignore queeq barfing again )

Finti is a true romantic. I would never barf about that. I only did that, because I felt it was rude not to use the gift of a friend... or even an apprentice.

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Well we don`t actually make a marking out of valantines day, in Norway. They had some feeble attempts to start up, but people doesn`t catch on. To much red, pink choclate and muchy things.
And I`m no romantic, belive me I`m not.
So queeq you go on barfing, just remember to be carefull, A lot of Holland is below sea level.

Good one, finti !!!

And that is EXACTLY why I like barfing in Gundy's bags, hehehehehe.

Twilight is upon this thread and soon night will fall.

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KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

Oday...it's dead.