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We are one of the same. I used Tom Gon Jinn as a username ages ago, then I chose menarytom200 to make my websites. I decided to keep Tom Gon Jinn for SW forums

Whatever floats your boat, TGJ.

I like Menarytom2000 better.

Oh, you just want to argue!

Don't you Dimmy?

Errr... I like neither names, but I like the user.

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Was that a compliment? Anyway, Tom Gon fits with SW.

There you go. You stand up for yourself there, Tom. If there were a bar on this forum, I'd buy you a drink.

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Either name works...He's still going to be Tom to me

Tom forever! Yeah. Blue Milk's on me, everyone, as usual in the weekend.

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Why am I getting all this praise? Anyway, I am now Tom Gon. It sounds better. This name's stayin`.

queeqer, leave your little "hobbies" out of this.


OKay Tom...now just stick with it

Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm also using this name for my new forum. The link's below.

Oh no it isn't

Ooooh, I feel like I'm at a pantomime!!!

Oh yes it is

*Ratcat pushes a custard flan in Tom Gons face*

There, now we have a real pantomime....

Hmmmm...I think someone's a little too much sugar

Hmm...

My fiance is named Tom, so I'm kind of partial to the name.

But Tom Gon is better than Menarytom20000. Too long and difficult to use nicknames with. And it does have a link to SW, EJ !

What hobbies, Dim?

So Gundy-dear, are we all invited to the wedding. Tommy and Gunny get married, hehehe, Tommygunny.

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I don't know...I used to know...but I forgot!

Your brain's huring again, Dimmy?

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Yes *SMACK*

We'll be together 11 years in April...I don't like rushing into these things.

Obviously... what's the use of being engaged then?

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I thoughrt Many and I toomk a long time. We were engaged for 4 years.... BUt then we got engaged 4 weeks after we met.

Four weeks!!! My...

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We've only been engaged 2 1/2 years, not the whole 11 !!! And we're spending this time saving for a super nice trip/honeymoon. No wedding....we've both been married before (no kids) and don't want to do the church thing.

Are we invited though?

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Do I have to cook ?

Do I really need to answer that?

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Then I better start getting my list together...hmmm, lets see....

1. 25 cases champagne
2. 25 cases hard liquor
3. 25 cases beer

Oh yes, the food...I almost forgot..hmmm...what shall I make ???

That does not sound like that's going to enough. UBH will be there too.

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Hmmm..yes, you're right queeq (did I just say that ?)
I'd better double everything. And some hay for UBH's poor horsey.

Double? That's just for UBH then. How about us?

*did I hear that correctly? Did she say I was....right?? YES, WHO'S THE MASTER! *

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"what have I done????" (Gundark prepares to commit harikari with lightsaber)

*queeq lights his own sabre*

You want me to help you? Cut of your head when you're done slicing up your guts? I'd love to help, really. Just for you.

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Cut my head off ??? See, just one vampire comment and you're marked for life.

Look, it's standard procedure for harakiri. You slice your belly open and I stand next to you. When you're finished unzipping your guts, I chop your head off. Now, kneel down and do it, coward.

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Another dumb american not doing enough research on Japanese culture. Sigh.
(Gundark kneels at queeq's feet, preparing for the end, thinking, help, somebody save me!!!!)

*queeq assumes the position, sabre lit*

You "don't HAVE to do it, you know. You can lose face... as always.

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YIPPEEEE (little Anakin voice)

(Gundark runs to Falcon and charges up the main guns)

Chicken...

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Now don't drag DD into this. Hey....where is DD ???

I don't know. I tried to tempt him in coming down by saying that.

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Tom Gon Jinn is ok by me.

That goes without saying.

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Everything is good and fine now. No need to start wishing people into the cornfield.

What's in the cornfield?

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It was an old black & white episode of Twilight Zone where there was this kid who would think things and they would happen. So you had to be really careful not to make him made or he would wish you into the cornfield. By the end of the episode there were a lot of people in the cornfield. It was really creepy. He turned the one guy at the very end into a jack-in-the-box with just his head on the end of long spring wearing a little pointy hat.

I think I have a very vague recollection of that episode. Thanks for bringing it up... I think....

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Happy nightmares.

Now it appears Tom Gon is gon!

He'll be back. Why is everyone so worried why someone who does seem to have a live is out living it?

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Because I just find it hard to believe that out of the slice of the whole planet that has internet access AND has an interest in SW, that there is a mere handful of us that post here regularly. Are we really this pathetic ??

Yes...

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As long as we can all be pathetic together.

That's even more pathetic.

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Now we need to start a topic about pathetic forum members.

And a club. Well, soon I will start my "Nothing's off topic thread", that'll be the club for all pathetic members. Everyone's welcome.

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Sure, I really want to be pathetic.

A "nothing's off topic" thread. (Sigh) I guess that's why I'm the apprentice and you're the master, queeq. (Gundark pulls hood over head and exits throne room).

In time you will learn, my young ( ) apprentice, when you're angry, furious. Now clear your mind of questions.

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