introducing finti
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finti
Hi I`m new to this board. I go by the nickname of FINTI Im a 30 something Norwegian, living on the southwest coast of Norway. Ive been a SW fan from 1977 when epiv came. Just want to say hello to everybody and I am looking forward to great discussions in this forum. I know I will learn a lot from all of Your great SW insights.
BTW Merry Christmas
King Jedi
Howdy, are you sure you want to start down this dark path? When you post here it kind of becomes addictive.
Dim
Yes, very addictive!
(I'm moving this tomarrow to the General Discussion Forum, so finti has a chance to see where it went to and doesn't think it got deleted)
Gundark
Welcome, finti. Join our wretched hive of scum and villany.
queeq
Hi finti.
He said we have "great SW insights". When you find them you will tell us, won't you finti.
queeq out
theEviljedi
So how did you hear about us finti?
Ratcat
So many question this boy does have....
queeq
Clear your mind of question. You will know, when you're calm, at peace.
queeq out
theEviljedi
Yes master...wait I should be the master.
Ratcat
Only a master of Evil EJ.
Dim
True...very true!
Respect your elders Master Jedi!
queeq
Errr... the circle is now complete?
queeq out
Ratcat
Is THAT the best you could do?
queeq
Sorry
queeq out
theEviljedi
Ratcat,if you could be turned,you would become a very powerful ally.
Dim
So..do you think finti is a girl or a guy?...
I'm going to gueeeeeeeeeeees...a girl! (but I might just be depreserate for another forum sister
)
theEviljedi
I'm guessing a boy.
queeq
I have to go with EJ on this one. Girls are rare on forums and we already have two. We're way above average percentage already. The odds are against you Dim (and don't say "Never tell me the odds"
.
queeq out
Dim
And what exactly do you think the percentage is Mr. Smarty pants?
finti
For the facts Dim, I`m a boy! Finti is my nickname, because of my family name, Fintland. My given name is a norse(old norwegian) name so people find it easier to say finti rather than my real name which is Oleiv
UnknownBountyHunter
Well it will be new to have a Norweigan on the board. I can speak a few languages, do you know Finnish? Good thing you can speak English though
queeq
Yep, it would be very incovenient if you didn't.
So the percentage by Mr. Smarty Pants Inc.: I guess it's about 10000000000000000000000000000000:1 (boys:girls).
queeq out
UnknownBountyHunter
There is not even that many people in the world.
queeq
Oh picky, picky.
queeq out
Dim
Hehe..he told you!
queeq
Told me what?
queeq out
Gundark
Dimmy means UBH told you off. Or something like that. So how smart are your pants, queeq ? Are they Dockers? "Nice Pants"
queeq
Dockers are for Dummies!!!
queeq out
Dim
So how many pairs to you own?
*runs and hides*
queeq
*sad* She doesn't wuv me anymore *pout*
queeq out
Dim
Awwwweee..I still wuv you..*warm fuzzies*
queeq
*Ick* Don't get tooooo mushy, there Dimster.
queeq out
Dim
Oh jeesh
Fine...I'll just keep my warm fuzzies to myself..
theEviljedi
I would love some warm fuzzies.
Ratcat
Well, get your mum to bake you a nice apple pie then.
Dim
*gives one of her warm fuzzies to EJ*
SEE!...Someone around here appreciates me!
queeq
Ok, better give them to me. EJ will just get funny ideas.
queeq out
Ratcat
*to the tune of she's lost that lovin feeling*
Dims got that paranoid feeling.
Woaooh that paranoid feeling.
Dims got that paranoid feeling.
Now she's glum, glum, glum, whoa wooh wooooooohhh.
Dim
Hehehehe...
*gives her warm fuzzies back to queeq*
RC, you want to be a singer don't you...it's okay..you can tell us.
Ratcat
I don't think so, and I think lyricist is out to.
Gundark
I'd take some warm fuzzies from you Dim, but I don't want the rest of the forum talking about us.
BTW, is Linus still in your closet ? It must smell really bad in there by now.
Dim
Nah, I took him to the bathroom and gave him a bath..he was soooooooooo cute with the little suds in his fur.
But Gunnie...I wuv everyone...even you hehehehehe
Gundark
I'm glad to hear Linus got a scwuby-wuby from you Dimmy.
RC is next.
Dim
Hehehehe..He's going to be scared
RC, are you ready for your bath?
Gundark
Dimmy bought the super-size Mr. Bubble for you, RC !!
Gundark
(Gundark in her best singing voice) "Mr. Bubble, you're the one...you make tubby time so much fun....hmmm...I think that was originally Rubby Ducky and not Mr. Bubble. Oh well, RC can have his rubby ducky with his mr. bubble. (Gundark switches to Dark Helmet voice) "I always have Mr. Coffee when I'm watching Mr. Radar!!"
Dim
Help...Gunnie's scaring me now...:/
Gundark
No clowns, Dimmy...just rubby ducky..hehehe
Ratcat
Well this sounds like it could be an interesting afternoon.
Dim
I think I'm going to go to the store and buy some...that can be my Sunday activity.
Gundark
We took the Christmas tree down today and I did some laundry. YIPPEEEEEE!!!!
queeq
So you're gonna smelling better from now on, Gundy-dear?
And when the "fun" begins in the bathroom, please close all doors, curtains and sound proof panels.
queeq out
Dim
Nothing's better than bubble bath..NOTHING!!
queeq
I'm sure you and RC will enjoy it. Will you please close the door now?
queeq out
Dim
How Rude!
theEviljedi
Can I join in Dimmy.
Dim
do you really want to bath with RC?
queeq
Oh dear. There's going to be an orgy now....
queeq out
Gundark
queeq, I don't think you can use that word here. Hmmm..how about, "if we get EJ in there with Dim and RC, it'll be as tight as a cockpit" Hehehe
queeq
I refrain from such obscentities, Gundy-dear.
queeq out
Ratcat
I think I'll leave Dimmy and EJ to it.
Gundy, you took the tree down already, isn't that bad luck. I thought you were supposed to wait until 12 night.
queeq
You will... leave them to it???? Had a cold shower already, RC?
queeq abides
theEviljedi
Let's just kick RC out and replace him w/ rubber ducky.
Ratcat
*RC grabs a towel.*
Waters too cold anyway...
queeq
In cases like this it can never be too cold.
queeq abides
Gundark
Well, RC, it might be bad luck but we have a big woodstove in our basement and the tree was upstairs. I had to water it daily, it was sucking so much liquid up. The needles were getting painfully sharp (Gundark puts on another band-aid) and piling up on the newly cleaned hardwood floor. That bad boy had to go !
queeq
I hate Christmas trees.
queeq abides
Gundark
We're getting an artificial tree next year. (Gundark caves in).
queeq
I hate them too.
queeq abides
Ratcat
I miss my real trees. We've had an artificial on since Ben was born. Once the second one get's to about 5 we'll have real ones again.
queeq
I hate real ones. I hate artificial ones.
queeq abides
Gundark
what do you want us to call you now, queeq ? Grinch or Scrooge ??
queeq
I hate them both.
queeq abides
Ratcat
No mince pies for you then!
Gundark
Gee, queeq, we're all gonna miss you next year at New Years. We'll send you some pics and some crumbs. Hehehe.
Dim
Why do you hate Christmas trees queeqer?
Gundark
The nice lady asked you a question...now speak up, man !
queeq
Okay, okay, I will, I will. Sometimes I feel like we're married Gundy-dear.
Well, there's several reasons for it actually. I think they alwasy stand in the way, they have no function really, other than a very small tree would have (we have a very small tree, about 10 inches high, my wife wants one *sigh*), but it's like you seem to need something to make your house look cosy. Do it all year around, I'd say.
Artificial trees are dumb. If you want one, get a real one and stop fooling yourself. But the real ones lose their needles and always give a mess. I think what finally did it for me was when I was in college I used to clean in the evenings to earn some extra money. After Christmas I had to clean up the mess where the tree had been: a huge pile of needles, all stuck in the carpet. I think it took me about an hour to get most of it out. Most of it, I think there are still needles in there now, and this was 8 years ago.
There, that's it. Let the flaming begin...
queeq abides
Gundark
queeq-darling, when you're done flapping to Dim, will you please take out the trash ??? xoxoxox
queeq
Yes, ma'am.
queeq abides
Gundark
And the oil in my car needs changed.
queeq
Yes, ma'am.
queeq abides
Gundark
If I didn't say so before, welcome finti.
queeq
Yes, welcome finti. Maybe you can re-introduce yourself again.
queeq abides
Gundark
Is fin ok for short ?
Dim
What are you and your girlfriend going to name your baby, finti?
Gundark
finti Jr. ?
finti
We`ll have to see if its a boy or a girl before we name it, if it`s a girl my choice will be Julia, for a boy it would be more of a Norse name. Haven`t come up with anything yet, on boys name. It is very popular to call the new born kids old Norwegian names(Norse) and that is a good thing to keep up with our inheritances. So if we name the baby Julia (after a song by Pavlo`s Dog) I go with aa International name. My girlfriend is called Monika(Norwegian version with the k) so then there will be two International names in my house.
Gundark
Monika with a k. I like that.
queeq
Why don't you name him Finti?
queeq abides
Gundark
How's the weather in Norway, finti ?
finti
Finti isn`t a real name we have some stupid laws in Norway regarding names. Go figure.
The weather is kind of strange. We have had one week of snow and freezing chill, but that's it. Now its back to what its been like all winter about 8 - 10 degrees Celsius around 50 something Fahrenheit. Global heating guys/gals the entire ecological system seems all messed up.
The rest of Europe have had a lot off crap weather.
I saw on the news they had ice storms in Arkansas.
Totally messed up.
queeq
Rain, rain, rain. Always that bloody rain.
queeq abides
Gundark
We had about an inch of snow in PA yesterday. Still bone-numbing cold and real windy today. Brrrrrr.
queeq
Snow, snow, snow. Always that bloody snow.
(whatever)
queeq abides
Dim
Sun, sun...always the blood sun
Why can't we have night for, like, two weeks?
Julia is a beautiful name, finti
Gundark
Move to Alaska, Dimmy. They've got night for six months. Talk about getting caught up on your sleep !
queeq
Or Finland. The north is practically inhabited by nocturnal creatures called Fins.
Twilight is upon this thread and soon night will fall.
queeq abides
Gundark
Lock it up, wrap it and ship it to finti as his welcome gift.
Raz
Getting back on topic....ahem....Hey finti!
Uh oh, we've reached the 100 mark! I guess I'll do the honours....
http://www.geocities.com/ep2uk/forum/fanfare.gif
I officially declare this topic closed....
ash007
hey i have not seen finit for ages i wonder what happened to her?
HockeyHorror
wow this is a classic thread
Corran
*ahem* Him.
He's still around with his battleaxe, so y'all better be careful.
finti
HER??????????????????????????????.
Yeah the battle axe is ready allright........swing swing
Fire
LOL
rusky
hehe...the ol' battleaxe in action..
Tex
Who bumped this debauchery of a thread?
MC Mike
THat would be ash007.
Tex
Banned.
silver_tears
No thanks to you
you don't have the power! winkiss
rusky
powerless...
TEX....
finti
thats not the only department he would be consider less in
rusky
that's BASHING
.... his balls.. ooops..
Woody Woods
cool history about those other members, now i see where Ush got or made his sig..
the 'Sabers and all.
rusky
yeah, everybody used to have sabers in their sigs.. I had two saber sigs too
Corran
You'd never catch me with a Sabre in MY sig
amity75
I was in Norway on business a few weeks ago. Is Porsgrunn near you?
finti
porsgrunn is east, Stavanger is west so no
Porsgrunn is near Drammen and Oslo while Stavnger is to the west
Tex
Nothing is near Stavanger.
Other people and places tend to stay clear of toxic waste dumps!
amity75
I collapsed after only one drink. It wasn't the strength of it, it was the price!!!!! Jesus!!!
Tex
Norway is like the San Franciso of Europe!
Filled with gay people and very expensive!
amity75
I went for a meal and the couple at the table next to me (both in their 50's) started getting flirty and she was picking his nose for him then putting her finger in her mouth. Only in Norway!
mah
Seems like you were at finti's after all.
To think finti is still the same ol' geezer as when this thread was started
And hah, wow, at raz declaring kmc past the 100 users mark. Gives you some perspective on things..
Corran
It's somewhere in between London and Paris for prices, but I think it's still a lot cheaper than Switzerland.
finti
somehow Texas mangane to get some millions setteling there
probably German tourists
hows fishing Mah?
lil bitchiness
hehe old thread! teehee
Fire
why do ppl find the need to get these old threads back up
Fire
Nah lack of inspiration to make succesful threads themself
mah
Nada, zip, but that should improve when I soon move to bergen to study!
Shakyamunison
finti, pm me.
botankus
Hey PVS and Debs, send me a PM, too!
Mr. Bacon
why did you bump this?
fini
SHaky and Botankus.................what is the meaning of this
Couldn't you PM someone to PM u back???
Storm
Originally posted by Ushgarak
Do NOT bump threads for no reason. This kind of thing absolutely ruins this place's history. People think they are amusing in trying to bump the oldest thread, not realising it is not the oldest at all because a dozen other cretins already tried the idea before you, and it was equally stupid with them.
Closing.
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