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How many postings to advance in this forum?

Hmmm, it's something like 250 post to be a jedi knight and a thousand to be a jedi master...if you go back to the greetings page it will tell you..there should be a little box for you to check at the top of the page.

And how many to join the Jedi Council Forum? Eh? Eh?

queeq out

Hmmmmm...my Dirt Devil must be running in the closet.....

Continuing to bug doesn't help queeq.

queeq, get over it man, I'm sure they'll let you in one day.

Also, Mr finti, if you go to this link.

www.episode-ii.co.uk/forums/

Raz, the owner and administrator of this forum and Episode-II.Co.Uk, has issued all the details about this forum including posting levels for advancement and links to all longtime posters profiles. You may have to put a tick in the box for "Greetings Page" to get it to show up.

(You'd think the JC members would know this wouldn't you. )

Hey!, I knew it...I told him to check the little box thingy didn't I?

OK, point, I didn't see that. But then I am just a humble JM with no real power to speak of.....

As am I...

NO you are a JCM AND a Mod

Does that really make me soooo different from you?...

Well yes,

You can in the JC, I can't.
You can edit posts, I can't
You can move posts, I can't
You can delete posts, I can't

I rest my case...

Yeah...but would you really WANT to do that?

I NEED POWER!!!!

Actually, a 9.0V battery is what I need right now....

For what?...or do I dare ask?

ACtually, for the remote control on Bens Christams present.

What in the world did you get him?

Radio controlled car, needs a 9V for the control and has a rechargeable battery for the car.

Ooooooh, can I come and play. Together we can shove the little critter aside.

queeq out

I guess I have partial power...partial compared to Dim.

Actually, I doubt that. You are just as powerless as the rest of us, you just have more information to be powerless with.

Well I am a moderator of two forums and am a JC memeber so I do have partial power.

Wanna be my friend?

queeq out

Hey!, what about me!!!

Sorry EJ, I take it back. I forgot you modded on two of the forums.

Jeeesh...I feel ignored! hmph!

Life's like that sometimes.

*checks mailbox*
Nope, still no invitation.

Hey Dim!! Wanna be my friend!!

queeq out

See above Dim.I said this,"I guess I have partial power...partial compared to Dim. "

Hehehehe, yeah..but everyone wants to be your friend!..well, except for Mr Suckup-queeq..

To: anyone with any power.

Body:
Wanna be my friend?

queeq out

What's in it for me?

Don't be tempted by the dark side Dim.

*checks mailbox again*
Nope, still nothing. Blasted mail service....

What's in it for you? Why, you have power, you have everything, I just call on your good nature. There is still good in you, I felt it. That's why you couldn't ban me and that's why you won't close this thread now.

queeq out

Well, before you guys argue over power, don't forget the one guy that can overthrow each and everyone of us! Razzly-Dazzly Raz! The ultimate God of Star Wars

*mailman delivers a note to queeq's door*
Mailman: Special Delivery for a uhhhhmmm, Mr. queeq?
*queeq sprints to the door to retreive his delivery*
queeq:I'm queeq.
Mailman: *SLAP*
queeq: WHY'D YOU HIT ME!
*mailman hands queeq a note*
*queeq opens the note to find this..*

queeqer,
Do you still think there's good in me? hehehehe

Wuv,
Dimmy



We're not argueing over power...we just like to get queeq to suck up to us!

*OUCH*

Yes, I still believe there is good in you. You didn't kill me right. I am willing to suffer for you, maybe one day you'll let me into that secret little Walhalla of yours. hehehee.

And as for Raz, I am not even worth to tie his shoelaces. Let alone look at him of talk to him.

*goes off to the shop to buy a Swedish suction device to help him in his quest*

queeq out

That's Valhalla, Dutch Boy!
Can I play with your strange device?..what is it?

That just depends where you're from. I called it Walhalla because it's closer to the original Norse pronunciation.

With the device I can suck up a little better without getting tired. And yes you can play with it..... but there's a price....

queeq out

Okay...

What's the price?...or do I want to know?

*taps his mailbox*
You already know the price.

queeq out

Vallhall is the Norwegian word for it, but if you want the right pronunciation for it you need to ask; either an Icelandic or someone from Faeros Islands, their language is the closest to old Norse.

See...don't argue with the Norwegian!

*looks innocent*
I don't know...what's the price?

You have to polish and buff his wooden shoes every Saturday nite after his bath.

The Empire hasn't driven the good completely from me just yet...so I guess there is still hope for me.

For you? I don't know.

So the pronunciation debate continues. Well you figure it out.

*taps the mailbox again, harder this time*
You still didn't figure out the price.

queeq out

I don't ethier. The dark side eats me away so much,making me look like Palaptine.

Your pale skin makes the yellow of your eyes come out really well.

queeq out

*whispers to queeq* What's the price?

Probably too much to risk.....

*slams his hand on the mailbox*
WHAT IS IT THAT I AM WAITING FOR!!!!!

Back to the "Spell-it-out-to-them" class. *sigh*



queeq out

We're all going to play charades with queeq !! YIPPEE !!!!

Hmmmmm...oreos?

I'm going to do a movie that you won't guess in a million years
Ok, first word - sounds like - car
second word - sounds like - doors
Ha, see how long it takes for you to figure that one out all you silly Jedi fools.

Daft, you are so daft. Why don't you just meet Dim and I in the chat room and we'll keep you up for another 17 hours ?

Huh?..is it a American movie? movie?

Do you 2 actually want to do that? It would be pretty cool chatting on a chat room instead of making posts on the forum. Raise your hand and say "arse" if you think we should all meet at the chatroom right now.

Dim, how can you not get it? It's quite a well-known film. I should think you've seen it once or twice maybe.

Dimmy, you game ?

OKay...lets go.

OK, little late for that one then....

Yep, ya missed it..The chat room's kind of fun.

The chat room was hilarious to say the least.

Where's the chat room? You guys never let me into anything....

queeq out

It's linked on the Main page of the site..We would have told you..but you were in bed

*pout* I miss out on all the fun. I think you just don't want me there.

queeq out

You guys are finally using the chat room...and w/o me?

It was just that one time EJ, If a bunch of us are on at the same time we should do it again.

When I went to the main page,I couldn't find it any more.Did Raz toss it when he changed the main page?

Hmmm, Yep it looks like it's gone...How funny, we finally use it just hours before it disappears.

So what went on in there that Raz decided to close it down?

queeq out

Hmmm...maybe thats why he closed it.

Dimmy, maybe you and me and DD need to grovel for Raz.

People should get on ICQ for chat. Maybe...

Naaah...

queeq out

I don't know, I have some most entertaining chats with some forum memebers on ICQ.

Chats? Who's interested in chats? I only want serious discussion...

queeq abides

Oh well, 'fraid you couldn't cope in a live discussion......

They are soooooo suferficial. At least here we go deep.

queeq abides

queeq just doesn't want to admit he's a slow typist. Hehehe. J/K, queeq

*pout*

queeq abides

Come on, get your finger out of that dyke and quit pouting. If you're a good boy, I'll buy you some power converters.

Yeah! Power converters! *hug*

queeq out

Actually, so far it just ends up getti ng a little tooooo deep.

Then you better swim up to the shallow end, RC.

And watch out for the sharks...

queeq abides

The sharks won't bother you if you just throw them some dead chickens.

Or some jerky.

queeq abides

Well this has gone from tjhe sublime to the ridiculous.

Help me, RC !! queeq is using the Jedi mind trick on me.

queeq: You like queeq very much.

Gundy: I like queeq very much

queeq: He's your favourite GS member.

Gundy: He's my favourite GS member.

queeq: He is kind, intelligent and funny.

Gundy: He is kind, intelligent and funny.

queeq: Tell the world...

Gundy: I will tell the world...

queeq: Right! Off you go.


queeq abides

I'm weak-minded.

And now, like your father, you are mine. *demonic laughter*

queeq abides

Gundark resigns herself to the dark side.

The chat room hasn't actually been removed. Like I said in another thread its at www.episode-ii.co.uk/chat
You can still use it. I'm currently there, and will be there for about another 15mins. If you want to chat, then click on the link above!

Am I too late?

For the chat room, no.

For Gundark, yes. Forever will the Dark Side dominate her destiny, consume her it will. But together we will rule the Galactic Senate as Master and Gundark.

queeqw abides

Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. Dang ! Forget to stay on topic again !!

You are forgiven...

queeq abides

I guess there is really nothing more to comment on the topic.

Only this: Twilight is upon this thread and soon night must fall.

queeq abides

Okay, somebody post after me then it will die the quick and painless death it deserves.

<to the sound of the Doors>

This is the end, the only end my friend.

Aren't the doors to this thread closed yet?

queeq abides... even here.