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OK, maybe not but it always gets a good responce when someone says that so I thought I'd have a go!



BTW, that's my interpretation of rolling around the floor laughing.

Hmmm, I thought I was going to have to beat you

Was I the first to stamp my foot, go in the huff and say that I'm leaving? Or did EJ beat me by about a day?

Don't forget to close the door when you leave.

queeq out

Yeah, to keep those flying monkeys out. There's monkey poodoo all over the place in here. Yeesh.

They seem to be flocking around you, Gundy-dear. They're only around when your here. I guess they like you. Relatives, maybe?

queeq out

Civility people....civility...

Gunny...feel free to slap queeq for that

Smack me baby.

RC, Charlie Chaplin once said that a day without laughter is a day not lived. I'm just having fun. Just tell me if you can't take it anymore. I'll hold back a little.

queeq out

Anything but my marriage.

You just keep throwing it around, queeq-darling. I'll just keep throwing it back. My, is that monkey poodoo you've stepped in just now? Tsk Tsk

The people next to me have a monkey named Linus. He poops everywhere and screams in the middle of the night. He also glares and makes faces at my rageaholic roomate Ron. So we are planning on poisoning Linus.

Sounds like a candidate for target practice.

OK, Dim's gonna beat up on me for that one.

*scrapes monkey poodoo from his shoes*

Gundy-dear, please bring a pooper-scooper next time, will you.

And yeah, Dim is fond of furry animals. We'll just not tell her about Linus.

*starts loading his rifle*

Oooooh, LIIIINUUS!!

queeq out

I am an avid animal lover, but how do you name a smelly screeching monkey after a laid-back insightful Peanuts character ?? They should have named him Jar Jar

I'm an aninal lover too, APART FROM CATS!!!!
They just act so darn superiour!!!!

Cats get on your kitchen counters when you're not home. My dogs don't do that. AND my dogs (at least the labradors) leave their poodoo in the cornfield down back. Not in a little box of grit in the house. Yeecchhh!!!! My Bichon goes around the edges of the yard, but that's only a little bit of scooping.

Not wih that tongue I hope.

I have a cat. Now RC must really hate me.

But our cat makes his poodoo somewhere outside. There's plenty of unaccesible growth around for him to do it where no one's bothered by it. He sort of visits us every day, he sleeps in the house and expects us to feed him.

queeq out

Outside poodoo is good poodoo.

No, I just hate your cat queeq.

I am not sexist, racist, homophobic or xenophobic but I DO HATE CATS!!!

What about lions and tigers and bears, oh my ?

Lions and tigers and bears, O my! Lions and tigers and bears, O my! Lions and tigers and bears, O my!

*starts singing* We're off to see the wiz... ahem.

Oh RC, but you are a queeqist.

queeq out

queeq, don't ever let your wife read the forum or you will loose any hope of ever converting her. We're all quite mad, you know.

Am I any different when I came here? And she still loves me.... aaawwwwwwweee.

queeq out

*gathers up her cats and her fish and Linus and hides in the closet*

*queeq loads a round in the barrel of his rifle and starts the hunt*

Come out, come out, wherever you are. Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey. Look what queeqie brought you....

queeq out

I have a puppy called Monty and he poops right at the end of the garden, usually almost right in the same spot, so there's a patch of grass covered in Monty poodoo all the time. Thought I'd share that with you all.

My cats would love to go outside...but I can't let them. There's a huge female cat in the back that would kick their butts..
*squeezes Linus close to her and whispers* shhhhhhh..

*taps barrel of the top on the door of the closet*

I know you're in there. I have six little friends and they all run faster than you do.

Oh, DD, that's the most interesting account of animal psychology I've heard in a long time, a long time. Kind of nice really. At least you know how NOT to step into the poodoo. Well trained. Congrats.

queeq out

Lions, Tigers and Bears Oh My. You got that on a T-Shirt??? I only ask cos I saw it on a t-sirt and WDW.

Don't mind any of them, you know where you are if a lion, tiger or bear is sitting on your chest.

It's OK queeq, I know you're dutch now so that explains everything

Actually I think it's from the Wizard of Oz...

*puts down her fish and picks up a bat*
*yells*
COME AND GET ME DUTCH BOY!!

Linus escaped death this time ,but not for long. We left hamburger soaking in bleach and put it out for Linus under the neighbors bushes. Yet since Linus only leaves his warm home to defecate everywhere he didn't find the meat before the ravens and magpies did. Four birds dead in the past 3 days, lets hope Dim doesn't love them to...

Xiz...quit killing innocent animals...

Not bad for a spoof topic, 32 replys and counting.

Sorry Dim, I'm married. Maybe Xizor is willing to oblige.

queeq out

Here, kitty kitty kitty...RC has a tender vittle for ya.

He he, OK so this is Silly! Just get rid of the cats. Cat pie anyone, tastes just like chicken.

Did I hear chicken?

Oh Darth Daft!!!


queeq out

No, it's definately Cat, it just tastes like chicken. (If chickens were made of cat that is. )

As long as it tastes like chicken, I'm sure DD won't mind.

queeq out

Could be worse, I watched a travel show the other day where the presenter was given a local delicacy to try. Oven roasted rat! I don't wanna go in the oven!

Don't ever go to Belgium, RC. They eat rats as a delicacy there. Well, that is, you can get it at certain Belgian restaurants. Stay clear though, better safe than sorry.

queeq out

I used to be in the scouts when I was in my teens and I cooked and ate a rat during a survial camp. I can't really compare it to any other meat, but it didn't taste too bad. But while I gutted it, boy was there a stench!

btw, I hope you guys don't get any funny ideas about me just coz I've ate a rat before. It was for survival ya know....

You mean besides the ideas about you that we already had?

That was funny Dim

queeq out

*bows*
You really shouldn't encourage me.

Yes I should. Come on, let us hear another one.

queeq out

DD, don't you know everything tastes like chicken...goat, wild boar, rattlesnake, emu, gungan...

Jawa

queeq out

No, nothing and I mean NOTHING tastes as good as chicken. Not even Jawa, although it's pretty close I must admit.

How do you prepare a Jawa?..do you bread and fry it like calamari and then eat their little arms and legs with marinara sauce?

Bah, just washing, skin it and gut it. Stick an onion it it's bum and roast for 37 hours, basting occationally.

Hmmmmm...I can hardly wait for lunch.

I've heard that boiled Hutt arse tastes nice. Anyone tried it before?

Nope. Only deep fried and roasted. I never eat boiled meat, you lose all the flavour....errr.... maybe that's the general idea of boiling Hutt arse....hmmmm..... it would explain a lot...

queeq out

Ok, I admit, Hutt ain't that tasty, but trust me, it gives you big muscles. I wouldn't be such a powerful Sith Lord if it weren't for my daily dose of Hutt meat.

So, does the powerful Sith Lord have a Hutt hunting ground, or does he import it? Is there a Pizza Hutt, McHutts or Kentucky Fried Hutt? And does a real Sith Lord need muscle at all?

Lose the black robe and show the world that you really are a chicken.

queeq out

I've heard that the slime makes a nice honey glaze....

It does. But it also tempts you in eating something that may not be as tasty as it looks. I prefer to use honey for that.

*gets out honey jar*

Oh, Darth Daaa-haaaaaft!

queeq out

Hmmmm, just remember...Honey and feathers don't mix..

I'll pluck him first. Are you coming to dinner tomorrow, Dim? We're having chicken. Oh, I forgot, you don't like chciken. you can have the honey then, Dimmy the Pooh.

queeq out

Having Hutt slime as a chicken glaze is not a good idea if you ask me. It forms a skin if you leave it too long to dry. Wookie spit is much better if you want a glaze or paste, as it stays wet for a much longer time.

You people are sick!

Just give me some honey...I don't care who or what it's on..

*starts writing grocery list*

One gallon of... wookiee spit.
Two chicken
A jar of honey

That ought to do it.

queeq out

while you're there, queeq, pick up an air freshner...this monkey poodoo in here is getting a little foul.

I hope he added a pooper scooper to that list...Stupid Linus...

That's just another reason NOT to like cats

But I was talking about the monkey!

Monkey see, monkey do poodoo...I believe I've lost my mind.

Hmmmm, I must not forget a bucket of water. I must test this theory on Gundy...

queeq out

Hmmmm..now where's that book of spells...I need eye of newt and wing of bat....and with a wave of my lightsaber, queeq is now a cat !!!!

Meeoooww meeeoowww meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooow (transl. I'll be meowing all night at your doorstep for that!)

meoow meow

*picks up the cat queeq and hugs him tight*

I'm going to call you Ginger...and you can live with me!...

And at last Dim and queeq finally reveal their secret love affair to the world.

Can I be Maid of Honour at the wedding? Any excuse to get into a dress!

Meow? Meeeeeoooooooww meeeow! (transl. Dress? I knew it!!!!)

(To Dim Purrrrrr purrrrrrr. Meow? Meow meow meeowww!!!(transl: Why Ginger? And please don't neutur me!!!)

Meow meeow

Because you have red hair..and the nuetering...well, it's for your own good...You don't like those girl cats anyway do you?

RC..You can wear a dress..but you have to shave your legs.

RC is shaving his legs for this? What have I done ?!!!!!Now I've got to change queeq into something different. Hmmm...how about (Gundark waves magic wand stolen from dead Ewok) a CHICKEN !!!!!

Then deals off...I'm not marrying a chicken.. besides, he's already got a wife..and I'm not into the sister-wife thing.

Your his sister?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO, well...kinda Polygamous wifes call eachother sister-wife.

Poly-what-a-mouse... IS that like an irregualr shaped hippo.

OUCH! Anyone got some bandaids? I cut my legs to pieces here. Should have stuck to Dims wax....

HUH? It's plural marriage..think Utah.

*hands RC some bandaids*
You're really going to be itching in about a week.

I guarantee he'll be itching in 24 hours. (Gundark gives RC a 55 gallon drum of Neutrogena) Try this, buddy boy !!

I think he missed a spot.

queeq out

I hate it when that happens.

Yes, it looks even worse than before he shaved...

queeq out

Now it looks like he has Mange or something

Brrrrrrrrrrrr... and I thought he was scary before.

queeq out

RC, have you considered Rogaine ?

Poor RC.

queeq out

I am feeling decidedly picked on...

Well, look at the bright side. You;re the centre of our attention.

queeq abides

Yeah, RC...you're the big man on campus !!!

RC! RC! RC! RC! RC!

Now, let's make jerky out of him.

queeq abides

(Gundark sings) "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got RC in my tummy...." Now how does that go???

Heheh...Poor RC...You're not allowed to ever shave your legs again...

Shave your legs! That's giving away the one thing that separates man from woman! <Except French> Can never tell the difference there!

Don't forget, american women shave their armpits too. Now where did RC go ???? Hehehe.

Follow the hair...

queeq abides

Well I shaved my chest and that itches, long story but unfortunately this thread appears to be imminently heading for closeville.

*HanSolo Voice* Take her to the graveyard Chewie!

what ever happened ratcat? I see he has alot of post and Registered the same time as raz...whats his story..any one know?

Ratcat...RC to some...Catch-22 to others, was a regular member here when I first joined, and was so until last year.

He was a very great guy.

He has his own forums and web site.

I can PM you the addresses to his site and forums if you want to meet him.

hmm who dug up this old thread

bkk

oh no, shoot her ... or something

*loads gun*

lol dont shoot me...I just was wondering where a regular vet at kmc has run off too...lance that would be nice if youd send me the link..he does seem like a cool fella

Errr...kitty....this thread was started three years ago....

interesting.......glad to know you're just joking.

I know...it was weird i looked at the members list and seen his very high post count..then this thread and thought id ask where he'd gone

Well, it is a great story.






But it could give you nightmares.

Woah...

a surprised raz? you don't see that often

You don't see that many Ratcats nowadays either.

Anyway, welcome Ratcat/Catch 22 - it's nice to have you back.

it's always a pleasure

RC!!!

wow! I ask for answers and...wow!

you didn't receive any?

no I got them in a abundance!

OMG RatCat where the hell have you been, this is great, I idnt know you were Catch-22!!! Hell i dont know much, been gone for 3-5 months! ANd havent posted daily for a year

Holy shiznit...

RC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

da MAN!

you should visit more often phin

He said he's gonna be a more active member again yerss.

exactly

well it is a month since his post though

I think he meant me, me as an active poster

Yeah

see i control my deputys

Was RatCat a MOD?

http://mypieceoftail.com/Kid%20Tails/Get%20Lost%20-%20red.JPG

remember the boy who cried wolf

?

Haha, Ratcat was from New Jersey?

"I'm leaving", again!