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I had a very weird dream last night. Ratcat and me went over to Dim's house to meet her parents. Everybody looked the way they did in the photos so it really was weird. Anyway,while there RC and me met Dim's brother who looked exactly like queeq. Dim was having some problem w/ RC and me being there and bursted out of the house. When she left Dim's mom asked us if etheir of us were dating her and a lot more weird questions. I don't really rememeber much but I do rememeber Dim apoligizing and the 3 of us going to a night club. And just to let you know Dim, I think your cute in my dreams too.

EJ I am never going to show you a picture of me, just incase.

I think it would be for the best.

Well, EJ, I don't know exactly what to say to that!

Hmmmm, ya know it probably means you have a deepseated fear of porcupines of something. Dreams are funny like that.

move over, queeq. EJ needs to lie down on RC's couch too. Would you like to make an appointment, sir ?

EJ is a very powerful gifted Jedi, so his dreams must have been telling him the future.

That must mean the Dim is going to find out that queeq is her long-lost brother! WOW!!!!!

"No, IIIII am your brother". That's cool.

But... why did I have to be the brother and not the guy who gets questioned by Dim's mom. I think EJ's making this up just to look good.

queeq out

I'm honestly not queeq. It really happened.

Your dreams scare me EJ.

queeq out

I know,I know.

I want to know what queeq was doing...and what did we do at the club?..and how come I never have dreams like this?

He just gave us dirty looks like we were stealing you away from him. And I woke up before we entered the club.

That figures, I always felt you were coming on too strong on her.

queeq out

Hmmmm... *puts on his psychologists' hat*
Could this explain EJ's dream?

* EJ saw the movie "Meet the Parents"?
* All the people involved have posted their photos.
* The exception is Gundark. Maybe she was Dim's mom?
* Could the nightclub be the same one as in the recent Ep2 pics?

Did you notice any aliens in the dream EJ?..or droids? Was R2 the club bouncer maybe?...hmmmmmmmmm?

And do I and Dim's mom go up in flames by blaster fire while you're having fun somewhere else?

queeq out

And does Ratcat end up having a lightsabre duel with queeq?

Tune in next week for the next exciting installment!

I think you may be on to something Raz.

Hey, I had a dream last night that queeq was my mum and he took me to the shops and we saw RC dressed up as a clown with Gundark standing next to him holding a roast chicken and the stuffing was EJ.

Huh?..what about me?....jeesh, I feel left out!

WHAT!!!!!?!!!! ME STUFFING?

Hey, I had the same dream, DD.

queeq out

Oh, I hope it was a pretty clown outfit.

At least your not stuffed inside a turkey.

I suppose if all else fails, you could always eat your way out. Though it may give you a pathalogical fear of Christmas for the rest of your life.

It sounds like some strange turkey birth dream to me..

Kinda where my mindset is right now.

Hehehehehe...I'm telling your wife that you're comparing her to a turkey!

I wouldn't worry, she was doing that herself in the gym today.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...You told he she wasn't a turkey right?....

NO, but she was doing the whole "Does my Bum look big thing"

Don't they all?

And of course you said "No Love, you're bum's just perfect..." right?

Doubtful.

Actually I told her she had a big bum. , but her boobs were just right!

A big bum is better than no bum at all

true.

But she keeps asking! Anyway, it suits her body shape and looks good in a short skirt.

There is right answer to that question anyway. Shutting up is usually the best response.

queeq out

That doesn't work, she just sulks even more if you DON'T answer.

It must have been Club Obi Wan you were going into, EJ. Sorry to hear you've been reduced to a lump of stuffing, old boy.

Chapter 2: RC gets accidently locked in a shop full of clown dolls while out Christmas shopping.

Well, better him than me!

Ahhhh, lovely. Just peace and quiet at last...

*bangs on the shop window and yells*

RC, CAN I COME IN?....GUNDY'S SCARING ME!!

Don't open that window, RC !!! It's not Dim, its just Chucky disguised as Dim !!!

Go on RC open it... take your chance.

queeq out

*NO WAY! I like it in here, it's nice and quiet.*

Especially now queeq is back...

Okay okay. I can take a hint. I know when I'm not wanted.

*sticks stamps on RC's box and writes an address: Timbuktu*

queeq out

Which reminds me of a little ditty I once heard....

"Me and Tim a huntin' went"
"Found three whores in a pop-up tent"
"They was three and we was two"
"So I bucked one and Timbuktu"

Hehehe

RC's in for the ride of his life, goodbye Disneyworld.

queeq out

Yes, queeq, I don't think Walt would have had a ride in the park like that one.

So queeq, just how do you post a clown shop.

You pack it very carefully

OK, I always wanted to go to Africa.

Wear a chastity belt. Just to make sure.

queeq out

Hehehe...Yeah...stay away from the natives

And be mindful if you see a giant cooking pot...

queeq out

Yep..Rat Cat stew..

I think I've stewed enough this past week.

True...how about Ratcat Cookies...with Sprinkles on top!!! *tummy rumbles*

Or son of Ratcat's Mince Pies, they're yummy. *licks lips*

I prefer Rat Jerky, just hang RC out to dry.

queeq out

*starts chewing on RC's leg*

He's a little salty..Maybe we should douse him in liquid smoke...or teriaki? He's a little hairy too...

I guess we have to pluck him first. Or shall we wait for DD?

queeq out

Hmmm, I guess I'll just wax him..

*runs off to the store to by a waxing kit*

*waiting, checking his watch*

queeq out

Here comes Dimmy with the HOT wax !!! queeq, grab RC's other leg and we'll have him smooth as a baby's bum in no time !!!

You guys sure know how to get off topic.

*runs in with the hot wax kit*

Okay..where is he?

Grab's a chair to fend of Dim and her hot wax. Seems hairy men are out this year...

Nah..hairy men are in..but I want some Rat Jerky!

Charming, that's it I'm changing my name.

Into what? I'm sure we can make jerky out of that too!

queeq out

Hmmmm jerky...

How about "the ReallyEvilJedi"... I don't think so.
or "Dimmer"... Nah
"TheSlightyBetterKnownBountyHunter"... Nope
"Squeeq" ... Oooh, mouse!

OK, I give up, make with the industrial jerky machine...

Industrial Jerky Machine? Cool name RC.

queeq out

I like it..

We'll call him IJM for short. Sounds like a rap band.

Yeah..but I still like RC better.

Okay, Dim being the voice of authority(JC), RC remains RC!!! So let it be written, so let it be done !

Heheheh YAY!

But I never liked RC cola. Sorry, RC.

Ummmm? Do I get a say in this.

You say "Oh really, well...I'm MUCH better than the cola"

Hurrumph!

That's still not saying much

How about root beer ?

Root beer and jerky. Hmmmm, yamyam.

queeq out

But Root beer is RB...won't work...I say we SAY we're drinking RC and actually switch it with Coke instead..that goes good with jerky.

Fine. As long as we get the jerky.

queeq out

If it would ever get above 32 around here, we'd make a batch of jerky, but Tommy has to spend so much time outside tending the smoker, he'd be griping. Maybe a warm day in March.

But I don't want to be jerky, or cola, or any other type of food stuff....

Too late for that, RC.

queeq out

Oh well, I suppose there are worse ways to go than being eaten by Gundark and Dim.

Yep, being eaten by ME.

queeq abides

Now that's scary!!!

Happy New Year.

queeq abides

(RC makes New Years Resolution....keep hands and feet away from queeq's mouth)

Yamyam.

Twilight is upon this thread and soon night will fall.

queeq abides

I'm really glad you're here to tell us these things, queeq honey.

Post Closed.