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Just to give EJ somewhere to post that pic he's never gonna post.

Sorry guys,I'm still having troubles with my scanner. Are there scanners at libaries? Anyway,if I get it fixed expect a picture around Christmas when I get more film. And I appreciate the rest of you for showing those great photos.

You expect one around Christams? Where? Under the tree? Maybe you should just have someone make on of you.

queeq out

And then just mail it to me so we can get this over and done with...

Hey, I'll even pay the postage!

Heck, I will even stop by and pick it up and deliver it personally to Dim.

queeq out

Is that a hint to your location or are you just being silly?

Both and neither!!!!

queeq out

EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ, EJ

Come on Ej, make with the pic.

Make with he pig? Huh.

queeq out

Dim, I have a pic. What email address shall I send it to?

Oh yes!! DD is coming in with the goods. Waiting expectantly.

queeq out

You really would paid for the postage RC? If that's the case then I'm sure you won't mind paying for a fax.

Nah, crappy quality.

But I do have a nice crisp 10 dollar bill in my hand.

Well I've sent my pic to Dim, so you should all be able to see what I look like soon.

So do you know if I can scan a picture at the library?

Okay, here's DD..(I had to crop it a bit so that it would a smaller file, hope you don't mind )

homepages.go.com/~dimglit...thdaft.jpg

Okay, so, who does he remind you of?...I swear he reminds me of someone...

I can't place my finger on it etheir but he does look familair. Definetly not what I expected. Daft looks like he's 25 and Dim looks like she's 20. Go figure.

Nice fireplace!

Daft looks like what he's like on the net: cool.

queeq out

Hmmmmm, a little too much male bonding going on here.

Nice Fireplace?...oh my

Baltazar Getty!! that's who he reminds me of (better looking but still, similar type features) He reminds me of some British actor too...but I can't remember what he was in...

Who's Baltazar Getty????? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT="">

Here's some pics of Getty..

us.imdb.com/PGallery?Getty,+Balthazar

Still none the wiser really. Looked at his list of films and I don't recall him from any that I've seen.

Maybe he IS Balthasar Getty!

queeq out

Balthazar Getty? Personally I think I look nothing like him, but then I guess I know my face too well to compare it to anyone elses.
So I look 25 do I? Must just be the pic. I'm really young and attractive face-to-face. J/k

Oh and thanx for posting the pic, Dim. Appreciate it.

We can all dream

Oh stop it...How many times to I have to compliment you guys before you start believing me?

But when you as wonderful as you are Dim, we just get to enjoy it so much.

*barf*

When's the wedding?

queeq out

Indeed. (sorry for the one word answer but that's all it deserved)

Wedding?

Somebody please post a picture!

A wedding picture? So soon?

queeq out

Smart aleck...

No, no, no, you're all wrong. Daft looks like a chicken. (He's so daft )

Daft McNuggets...

queeq out

Would you like to supersize your queeqs, today sir ?

http://www.mgm.com/img2k/stills/MGMA001552-still_hires.jpg

Well, it's nearly a wedding picture.

Dim looks great with sunglasses and in that orange dress. Nice beard RC, and I thought you were married.

How much supersizing my Daft McNuggets, Gundy-dear?

queeq out

Gundy will supersize anything you want, queeq-darling. (sound of queeq puking in the 'fresher on the Falcon as Gundark laughs, hehehe) Wow- is that what we all look like someday when we all meet at once ???? Who's the mystery third female ? This is really getting exciting, RC !!!

That little remark was a bit too forward to me, Gundy-dear.
Why does everyone here have tendencies to cyber-adultery?

queeq out

I think the more relevant question is:

"Why does queeq think everyone is just out for a bit of cyber adultery?"

AND JUST FOR THE RECORD!

YES, I am VERY happily married, what is the malfunction here cos it's beginning to hack me off! Can a person make friends anymore?

It's just a joke...just pulling yer leg...Nobody (with a brain) really thinks any kind of adultery's going on here...Good grief...I'm starting to think the whole world's gone crazy..


AND I KNEW IT!!!! IT'S ALMOST A FULL MOON!

Oh good. Time to howl at the moon again. Care to join me, RC, and smoke a peace pipe?

queeq out

Nope!

what's in the pipe ?

Who are the people in that picture? I'm certainly not one of them. Also, I've seen pictures of me( I guess i look the youngest untill EJ comes up with one) DD, RC and Gundark. Where's EJ, KJ, Queeg, and UBH(has he even commented on the picture thing?) Also, Dim where is your picture, I haven't seen it but everyone says they have?

Well, the old topic answered a few of my questions. Dim, I'll grudgingly admit that EJ was acurate and not full of hot air(like when he said he'd get his picture up ). You are pretty cute. As for UBH, his picture was hilarious, I imagined him tall and thin and he looked that way, but the B+W photo and how our celebrated farmer looked totally beat totally gives justice to the man. I do think that chair looks a wee bit uncomfortable though, and whats on his shirt? Anyhow, where is EJ and KJ's picks?

Well for the price of a first class stamp, 29p ($0.45) KJ can post me a pic to scan and post if he want's.

Is that tooooo much to ask.

Hey there. Wow! Second cousin. Well to answer some questions from the other post...

My shirt is blacked out for certain reasons, Bavaria (Preferably the Wielheim district) doesn't allow exposure on brand name products. What's so weird about me? Besides the fact that I am ugly, I know! I know! Also, scanners at the computer store where I visited are only black and white, good thing too! My little villa isn't quaint enough to fit American's perspectives I was going to scan my wife's pic, but she just won't do it. She thinks the camera will make her look fat. And about the trimness, sorry but farming takes a load off.

P.S.-That is the only pair of shorts I own, I bought them the previous weekend to seem "hip" with the Americans How'd I do?

Oh puleeeeeeeeeeeeeese don't try at act American...I beg you! I thought your pic was cool..definatly had alot more character than mine...hopefully you'll scan some more

Xiz, thanks for the compliment

Not sure where the ugly statement came it, but whilst you not my type! I think that's rather unfair.

Besides if you stood next to me then I'd be the ugly one!

I think RC is handsome

queeq out

That is not going to get you anywhere you know.

IS queeq male or female, I always assumed Male but can't recall anything in here that actually onfirms that assumption.

Okay, I'm hanging around Daft too much again. Where is the link for UBH's pic??? As to the debate on queeq's anatomy, we still haven't figured out where she/he is from yet.

Is there anything about me that will not be scrutinised? My name, my country, my genitals. tsk tsk tsk tsk. What is this place?

queeq out

Obviously its your favorite place, cause you're here all the time queeq. By the way, are you at work or at home now ? Its 10am here.

Ah, that sounds like a trick question. Guessing where I'm from happens in another thread.

And I guess I'm a masochist.

queeq out

Well I'm at work and guess you're at home since everytime I jump back to the forum all the topics are updated since I posted. DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE LIVES !!!!????? Hehehe...guess I'll go post some more, that pile of work on my desk isn't going anywhere...

To Gundark's question, my pic is on the "Son of WYLL?" Don't look though, you might die. And for some strange reason some girl/guy spams my mailbox asking something, it doesn't sound bad, but I don't want to post it here, in case it offends someone.

That sounds all rather intriguing

I promise I won't be offended.

queeq out

For every time you offend me I shall kill you....

But you will never offend me anyway so you're safe.

So that's that. Cough it up.

queeq out

Yeah, come on UBH...what did they say?...You can't just leave us hanging now!!

Yeah, it's too built up now. We can't cope with all the suspense!

For some reason.....I don't think he's going to tell us..

I think it's time for a house call. I think I live nearest to him.

queeq out

Well...GO!! run to Bavaria...to some little town...starts with a K..(I forget what it's called)..

Have any of you read a great series of books by British author William Horwood? They are called the Duncton series or something, the first one being Duncton Wood. A character in the books named Mayweed reminds me of Queeg, whom I think is male.

So tell me about Mayweed. He sounds like a great guy.

queeq out

OK, I thought it was about time that we got a list of who has and hasn't posted a pic.

The Haves

Me, Dim, UBH, Gundark, Daft

The Have Nots

EJ (who started this all off in the first place), Merc, queeq, KJ, J3838, RAZ!

Why do I think this will be a losing battle???

Are you picking a fight?

queeq out

Not with you, you're far too wonderful for that.

Han Solo-voice: I know...

queeq out

Ugh! Please don't make those eyes like that.

It was just the voice. Who were YOU looking at?

queeq out

OK, I'll take you word for it. So who was that red head in the clogs then?

My friend *mumbles a little bit* queeq....

homepages.go.com/~dimglitter/queeq.jpg

First off, I don't have a scanner and even if I did I wouldn't know how to post a pic. Is it possible without a scanner?

Who is that ugly red guy with the glasses?!!! There must be some kind of censorship on these boards!!!!

queeq out

queeq looks familiar, like a celebrity. Can't think who though...

Seems like a pretty normal looking person, can't see what you were holding back on.

BTW, there's only room for one big ugly glasses wearing guy on this board and that's me!!!

queeq,you are much older than I expected.

Round of face than I thought. I expected someone with a rather gaunt face, but yours is a healthy shape.

Don't ask me why, but for some reason I always imagined him being bald...

I like his glasses...I like glasses on guys..

I have glasses Dimmy.

Well, thanks for the....compliments I guess. I think that compensates for all the harrassment some of you gave me while guessing where I was from.

queeq out

Guess that means I'll have to dig up some pics of me in my glasses then maybe Dim willl wuv me.

Hey, she liked me first.

queeq out

I wuv you alllllllll...


But seriously...I think guys in glasses are great..It imediately makes a guy look smarter and more sensitive...and then I'm hooked...damn glasses.

I have no problems with my eyes. I just wear them to look smart. Something must give that impression...

queeq out

I guessed queeq had glasses, but I had guessed curly blond hair. Not quite...hmmm..we'll let you stay, queeq, you're cute enough.

AAWWWWWEEEEE... she wuvs me too? Posting that pic was the best thing I ever did.

queeq out

I have major problems with my eyes, well the left one anyway, so I wear my glasses to stop me crashing my car.

You could consider a monocle, RC.

Now, twilight is upon the Second Cousin and soon night must fall...

queeq out

I wear glasses too, but they make me look a lot older and I prefer not to wear them.

I wish I could afford to have a few pairs cos it's dead boring only have one pair. Actually they are very similar to queeq. I'm supposed to wear them all the time but I just keep them for driving.

I have pretty bad eyes. I usually just wear them to watch tv and see things from far away though.