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Okay, he's not in Germany, Austria, India, the North Pole or Mars (sorry Gundark, he's not an alien). I think there's only like 170 countries...eventually you'll have to get it...

Aha, the guessing contest begins. With a seperate thread on this, the stakes go up again. I'll be rich soon.

queeq out

Where oh where oh where is queeq,
Where oh where oh where is queeq,
Where oh where oh where is queeq,
Where can queeq be?

Sorry, I was having a Bear in the Big Blue House moment......

Hmmm.....queeq sounds rather like an Alderaan sort of name. Ok, he's from Alderaan. No doubt about it.

So far RC got closest of you all. Hehehehe

queeq out

Somewhere in Europe? Hmmmm, Bavaria? Is that a country or a part of another country?

That's a part of Germany...keep guessing.

Nananananaaaaa. Hehehehe, come on, try some more.

queeq out

Well looking at the times you post, I would say you're either quite close to the UK or you're near to Astralia or New Zealand.

Of course, Raz could just tracert you IP and that would pretty much track you down.

Now, don't go cheating on me RC. Be a sport.

queeq out

OK, my next guess is that you live in Spain.

I think you need to stick with you time zone theory..

Well Spain is only 1 or 2 hours off, but your tone would indicate that I am incorrect.

Let's try Australia or New Zealand. If it's NZ then I'm not about to start guessing whether it's north or south island.

*yawn*

Try again. The stakes are really high now. And the clock is ticking. Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock....

queeq out

At least tell me if your Northern or Southern hemesphere

Nope

queeq out

I think it's more likely that he's from the northern hemisphere.

France, yes, France. Gotta be.

Switzerland?

Sweden?
Finland?

The buzzer's already gone dead with all that activity. Not even close, I might say. Did I ever mention I am awake at very strange hourse....?

queeq out

Singapore or Malaysia?

You're South African aren't you?
I don't know what it was, I suddenly felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, "queeq is from South Africa! queeq is from South Africa!"

Aw no, I hope not because that will mean that every time I read something from queeq I'll think of that line in the SA immigration office in Lethal Weapon 3.

Not that I have anything against South Africans, be they white or black but that line was just classic:

"But..... your eh blick!" And Danny Glover made that scene!

You know...the funny thing is you're totally wrong..but at the same time you're closer than you think..

Let me guess, queeq is Danny Glover!!!

I still think he's in the UK or Ireland.

Oh God! You're not French are you?

And what is wrong about being from South Africa? Hmmmmmmm?

Err...and no.... I am not French (thank God).

queeq out

Nothing wrong with being South African, I just always think of that scene when I meet anyone from SA.

What's wrong with the French?

RC..THINK! (can I give clues?)

Germany, that's my final answer and I don't want to phone a friend.

..or Holland?

*squeal*

squeal Yes or squeal No????

*yawn*

What's wrong with the French? Obviously you never met one.

queeq out

Dunno, you said and I quote.

"Err...and no.... I am not French (thank God)."

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQ!!!! *squeal*


and know I haven't met any French people..

You're not from Greece are you? Or a greek island?

Dim, you should yell like that WHEN you meet a Frenchman. So please stop for now, you're hurting my ears with that nervous squeaky voice of yours..

And Greece...err... love to live there, but too bad, I don't.

queeq out

Nice?

Right, he's either from Brazil or Argentina. Trust me, I know I'm right this time.

I actually don't care anymore

Oh RC....

OK, renewed enthusiasm. I'm convinced he's in Europe. Let's try Finland.

Finland? No, too cold.

queeq out

Are you actually ever going to tell him?

How about Portugal ?

As I said, I might if you guess it right. And I'll tell you when you're wrong.

Portugal? I wish. But no.

queeq out

Actually, this time I've decided I really don't care.

Let someone else try and guess, I have a life.

Hmmmm, sounds familiar.

OK, I'll give a very clear hint this time. The right country has been mentioned and I did not lie about it. I can't make it anymore obvious than that. Except maybe by spelling it out to you guys.

queeq out

Uncle.

Uncle?

queeq out

When RC mentioned Australia and New Zealand you never said he was wrong. In fact, all you said was, "now don't cheat on me."

So, you from Australia?

No, but your way of deduction is the correct one. Well done, DD. Care to be my apprentice?

queeq out

Not the man from uncle. I mean, uncle, I give up.

Did we find out where this guy is from?

Not yet, Xizor. All the cards are on the table though. THe country has been mentioned and I did not say it was wrong. So all you have to do is go back and check it out. There's only two or three candidates.

But then if you don't care anymore, then it doesn't really seem to matter. Does it?

queeq out

Where is Lisbon? Just wondered cos of what I previously said about timezones.

Not that I am in anyway interested in this thread anymore.

I though Lisbon was in Spain. Or maybe it is Portugal.

South Africa is on the right track. If not indeed the right place.

Is it South Africa. Or one of the African countries? There are too many to list them all.

Lisbon is the capital of Portugal.

It's not Portugal or Spain or any African country. But keep going, you're getting close.

queeq out

Anyone got a map?

www.maps.com? Maybe?

queeq out

Squeeeaaall

I say we go with RC's previous suggestion and sic Raz on him.

Bring him on. I prefer a straight fight to all this nagging around.

queeq out

Thanks queeq, now I know where you are.

Chewie, take the professor into the back and plug him into the hyperdrive. Okay, RC, talk, or we'll dangle you over the sarlaac pit.

Holland

Is that a guess or is that for real ?

I think it was a guess but I concur with the honorable delegate from Daftland.

And we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen.

Now will you excuse me. This thread is closing.

queeq out

Always wanted to go to Holland. I hear the chicken there is nice. My dad says he went there once to Amsterdam and went into a sex museum and smoked loads of marajuana. Do you live in a windmill?

*sigh*
In case anyone was wondering or annoyed why I didn't want to reveal where I lived, Daft just gave the answer.

queeq out

You live in a windmill? Hey man, that's cool. Better than to live in a boring little house like the rest of us. Have you ever grabbed onto one of the sales and gone the whole 360 degrees round? Ok, that sounds dangerous, but I know I'd go for it at least once in my life if I lived in a windmill.

Ok Ok I admit it. I live in a windmill, I wear wooden shoes, all I eat is cheese, in my garden I only grow tulips, I grow marihuana in my greenhouse, I own a brothel and I have sex all day long with lots of weird contraptions, I can also get you coke, heroine, crack, XTC, the works. Oh, and in my spare time I practise euthenasia for anyone who doesn't like to live anymore.

You got me, Daft.

queeq out

God, I wish I was dutch.

No you don't. Everyone wants to be me.

And I'm just an average Dutchman, you should see my neighbours: double bladed windmill, trucks driving up and down shipping the drugs, thousands of women from Eastern Europe standing in line to apply for a job. I'm just a nobody, really, but it's hard to live up to the expectations of the world. I don't enjoy it or anything, but we are obliged to do it. They have nazi's checking out our drug quota and counting if the number of women exceeds 10. It's a hard life, but someone has to do it.

queeq out

Actually I got it at 3 this afternoon

I'd think of an intelligent response but queeq's just so damn funny..

So, clogs all round then! They must make it hard to drive.

Yes, we only drive trucks though to transport our drugs and tulips. And since we make so much money we have the pedals widened.

queeq out

I had a pair of wooden shoes when I was very small....

I pity you...

queeq out

I thought they were coool...They were actually some kind of house decoration...but I was so little that I would put them on and play with them..I just remembered that!...weird how all of the sudden things get triggered that haven't been remembered for years...

I know this is very late. But this is what I've been able to find out about our friend:

* queeq lives in the Netherlands
* Possibily in Amsterdam (or near)
* queeqs on a dialup modem
* Using ISP: Planet Internet

I could have stopped this thread after the first post. But for some reason I didn't

When I think of Holland I see Orange and good football players.

Big Brother Raz is watching you. Scary.

And everyone in Holland lives near Amsterdam. It's just a dinky little country.

Orange. Yes
Good football players. Yes
Good national team. Errrr.....

queeq out

So, we gome to you to;

a. Score a Goal
b. Score a Woman
c. Score an Ounce

You're just a great one stop shop.

I have to say that from my perspective all the bad things you mentioned are generally associated with Amsterdam rather that Holland as a whole.

So are you actually dutch or did you move from another country?

Since you know everything about me, I might as well tell you the rest.

Yes, I'm Dutch. I was born in the US though, but my parents were Dutch and they returned to Holland when I was about seven months old. So I was raised entirely in Holland.

And yes, most of what your hear IS about Amsterdam. But the legislation on legal prostitution and drugs is nationwide of course. You find all that virtually everywhere. Amsterdam's not really Dutch, it's almost like a separate country. But that goes for most metropolitan cities like New York, London, Paris, Rome, Athens. IMHO OC.

queeq out

So are clogs very comfortable? They seem like they must be very stiff and tight. I'd probably get a load of blisters.

BUt this all probably goes along the same lines as the whole "All British people ahve butlers and live in massive houses in the county" thing. (Though I wish I did)

Or all Scottish people wear Kilts and have red hair. (Although I'm glad I don't).

Do you even own a kilt KJ?

The difference is that the remarks about Brits and Scots are true.

I think there is some shared origins between the Scots and the Dutch. We are both considered cheap and stingy. And I have red hair as well!!!

Oh, DD, the trick is too put straw in the clogs before you wear them. It makes them more comfortable and it keeps your feet warm. But nowadays we use marihuana, to have smoke when your feet starts to hurt.

queeq out

Dim I don't own a kilt but I know I'm going to have to wear one some day. I just hope it isn't a windy day.

Qeeq your right about our reputation for being tight with money but it works to our advantage. Scotland has the most foreigners investing in it's banks than any other country in the world apart from Switzerland. That's because we have a reputation of looking after money. I think the Scots are similar to the Dutch. You just have to look at the way the two sets of football fans get along during matches.

Hey queeq,

I wish I did have that house with the buttler and all. Me, I just live in a small terraced house with no butler.

Okay, this is going to sound stupid...what what does everyone think of when they visualize an American?...Jeans and sneakers?

I heard queeg was taking orders, I'd like:

-a pipe
-a bowl
-3 lbs of the good stuff

3lb! That's one hell of a party!!!

If you buy 10lbs, I'll give you a nice discount.

Americans, Dim? OK, here we go: Jeans, T-shirt, hamburger, big gun, big mouth

What kind of music do you like at your party? Shall I bake a "cake"?

queeq out

No cake, man. Double chocolate brownies.

Saved any dikes lately, queeq ? Or dykes ? Hehehe

Hmmm, thank God this is on it's way to Thread heaven!!!

No, Gundy-dear, I bruised my thumb. That's actually an American story, very few Dutch people know Hans Brinker.

100 posts. Well, thank you for all that attention, people. I caved, you won, it's been a riot.

And now: twilight is upon this thread and soon night must fall.

queeq out

But YOU know about him, you must such a Dutch officianado.

Fairwell sweet thread, you were a pain in the butt!

I know everything.

And you didn't hate it, you enjoyed it. You got what you wanted. You're just too proud to admit that you liked talking about me.

Strong am I with this thread, but not that strong.

queeq out

Well I wouldn't go that far but it was a giggle.

See, told you.

Now this thread is supposed to disappear, isn't it.

queeq out

Nah, it wasn't at one with the force, it will just have to be burnt.

*lights a match*

Stand back, RC.

queeq out

Hmmm, smells like cooked chicken.

*straps flame thower to his back and points the nozzle at RC*

Get ready for a chicken flamer!!!!

queeq out

That's really not very nice.

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