The Inner Workings Of The Phoenix Mind

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Phoenix
Just thought it'd be a nifty title... I'm just gonna post the things that occur to me - maybe i'll philophisize! feel free to do the same!! i'll post pickies too... kinda like ma diary!

Phoenix
Piccie...

Phoenix
what can i say? i was bored... its a smithybunnie!

robincooper
nice bunny! LOL big grin

Phoenix
big grin

Ushgarak
So, tell us what you think of the futility of mortality, Phoe!

Phoenix
Ive actually written a poem about that....

Phoenix
No, really, I have!! It was in my depressing, just become a teenager, hormone overload phase!

Ushgarak
Ooooh. Ok, what do you think about the urban development of the industrial bourgeoisie?

Phoenix
To each according to his need; from each according to his ability

Ushgarak
That's a philosophy of the proletariat, surely?

Phoenix
yup - I like the communist ideals, but they don't work when applied to the 'real' world sadly. my mate brodie has a lenin tshirt, and i want it... incidently, actually, his first name is the same as you!

Ushgarak
Wow... oh well, so much for the bourgeoisie, let's forget about them!

(pushes them to one side)

Would you rather be rich or famous?

Phoenix
famous!!

Phoenix
if i'm rich as well, thats all to the good... but i plan on giving my money to charity! i give large amounts now, which is why i'm alway skint!

Ushgarak
WOW! I find very few people who answer 'famous' to that... neat!

If you had to be either deaf or blind, which would you be?

Phoenix
deaf - i'd hate to not see the colours. and i could still make music - beethoven was complately deaf when he wrote some of his most memorable works!

Ushgarak
He might have lied...

Do you think clothing is a necessity of culutre or a culture of necessity?

Phoenix
dunno, just know I wouldnt wanna run around nekkid! Only people permitted to do that would be orlando bloom or hayden cristensen whoosis wahtever from star wars

Ushgarak
... and then only around your house, right?

Phoenix
my head hurts... think i will have to turn off the loud rock concert in there...

Ushgarak
(nods) Good idea.

Phoenix
byebye the who... byebye sum 41... byebye slipknot...

Ushgarak
Hello silence... my old friend...

Phoenix
I've come to speak to you again...

Ushgarak
This song is dull and borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.... with lyrics only worth ignorrrrrrrrrrrrrring...

Sorry, that's not true, but I was paraphrasing the Simpsons there...

Phoenix
i love this song.... but i love all the oldies..... dancing queen, buttercup, summer nights...

Phoenix
wow, look at GDF - the last post for nearly every thread is me!

Ushgarak
Good for you! Back in the old days I managed to get the last post in EVERY area on the site... sigh, silly me...

julibug
what? no alan cumming?

robincooper
LOL! smile

Phoenix
ok, alan cumming if he's in his nightcrawler make up... and at any time too!!! just not as whatisface outta josie and the pussycats - his haire is so greasy!

robincooper
hears sum philosophey for you! if a tree falls in a wood and no ones round to hear it does it make a sound?????


i know the answer to this!

Phoenix
theres always something to hear it... badger... owl... wandering loony...

cermiestar
slipknot!
*shudders*

Phoenix
why shudders?

Phoenix
remember this one, people?

yerssot
no... messed

julibug
i think she means - remember this thread?

silver_tears
i definately wouldnt mind orli running round nekkid at my house whistle

silver_tears
and of course the tree makes a sound since it still exists just becuz we cant prove it did does not mean it didnt big grin

yerssot
did it?

Phoenix
silvers a onl,ine!!!!!!!!

silver_tears
yes i am wink

Phoenix
big grin

silver_tears
*grabs phoe and runs off to stalk JD and OB with her* whistle

Phoenix
now, wheres my camoflage outfit...

silver_tears
im already wearing mine winkshifty

yerssot
*patiently waits*

silver_tears
wat r u waiting for yerss erm

yerssot
for the two of you to return

silver_tears
well im back now wink

yerssot
I'm not complaining wink

silver_tears
i wish phoe was here i ned her help to carry out my plan wink

yerssot
well, you ... could drag her back here

silver_tears
nah ill wait
she needs her strength to help me kidnap OB and JD evil faceangel

yerssot
don't want too much at once!

silver_tears
oh but i do wink

yerssot
I noticed; you ... stealer stick out tongue

silver_tears
wat did i steal whistle

yerssot
those guys

silver_tears
im sure they wont mind wink

yerssot
not with you near

silver_tears
precisely winklove

Phoenix
ello

yerssot
hi phoe

Phoenix
yersss!!!!!!!!!!

yerssot
missed ya smile
how are ya doin?

Phoenix
entertaining children, so I cant stay for l;ong sad

yerssot
but ... can't you entertain us?? sad

Phoenix
yeah, but my cousins need to be occupied, or...


well, theres a long list... they especially like toilets... they throw loo roll around, erm... the littlest one dropped a doorstop down the toilet once, THAT was amusing...

yerssot
if I do that too, will you stay online?

Phoenix
stick out tongue maybe...

yerssot
*runs off to find doorbell*

Phoenix
why do you need a doorbell? blink

Fire
no idea why, probably cause he needs to get in

yerssot
doorbel, doorstop... practicly the same wink

Phoenix
special child...

Phoenix
Fire's here!!

Yay!!


*hugs Fire*

yerssot
*sad*

Phoenix
awwwwww!! dont be sad!!



*hugs yerss*

cermiestar
hello! phoe! fire! yerss! big grin

yerssot
yayyy! happy

hug, phoe, good yes

Phoenix
cermie!!!!


*picks cermie up and cuddles her*

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((do ya get the general idea?))

yerssot
oooh! doublepost with cerm!

*picks her up and hugs*
missed ya kiddo wink

Phoenix
we all special!!!

cermiestar
*huggles pho nd yss back* hello you two! how are you both? smile

yerssot
same as yesterday: crappy
but hey, with you near, I'm happy smile

Phoenix
about to leave...

yerssot
noooooooooooooooooooooo

cermiestar
embarrasment yerss! stop making me go red!! smile
where you going phoe! sad

Phoenix
byebye

*goes to unstick child from chocolate biscuit*

cermiestar
lol big grin

yerssot
good idea phoe! they need to learn to put biscuits in their mouth!

cermiestar
otherwise they would go to waste!

yerssot
and we need more chocolate-worshippers!

cermiestar
there's a chocolate worshippers group?!?

Phoenix
CA - chocoholics anonymous!

yerssot
well, cerm, if I tell you about the secret group, you either join or die :s

cermiestar
......shuld i join wink

yerssot
darn! missed you today! sad

well,... it's up to you wink

cermiestar
ok i'll join! no chocolate group could be bad! so tell me about it! smile

yerssot
later, in private ... the ears have walls here wink

cermiestar
okey dokes wink

yerssot
apperently missed you messedsad

well, next time wink

cermiestar
boo! surprise big grin

yerssot
*jumps up when cerm scares him*
WAAAAAAAH! eek!


well, better get you worked into the secret group then

Phoenix
*stands up* "Hi, I'm Phoenix, and I'm a Chocaholic..."

yerssot
well, you're in the right group smile

I'm yerssot and I married a 12 feet long chocolatebar

cermiestar
chocolate is VERY nice big grin

yerssot
you talk to it? stick out tongue

cermiestar
yes wink

yerssot
don't create a band with it if you eat it!

silver_tears
isnt that like man slaughter then stick out tongue

yerssot
chocolateslaughter

G.P
Poor chocolatebar !

yerssot
every day is a nimble-day wink

G.P
smile

cermiestar
nimble!!! ?

yerssot
should be nible messed

cermiestar
nible?

G.P
That explains everything (I was wondering how a day could be nimble)

*is bullied by his little sister*

yerssot
nibbling isn't an english verb? ok... now I urgently need an update!

cermiestar
lol....you're being bullied GP!?

G.P
...again stick out tongue

G.P
Yes, my little sister is hitting me *ouch*

yerssot
how old is she?

G.P
10 messed

yerssot
lift her up and place her on a high chair wink

G.P
erm...impossible messed

yerssot
why?

G.P
She's stronger than me wink

cermiestar
poor GP! *hugs*

yerssot
show her a pic of darth Vader, that should scare her wink

G.P
Thanks...

Yerss -> She's not afraid of my sig...

cermiestar
eek! darth vader! *hides*

G.P
Do you want me to change my sig, Cermie ? embarrasmentembarrasmentembarrasment

julibug
*heavy breathing sound echoes*

"Cermiestar! I am your father!"

cermiestar
*peeks out* no it's alright! smile

yerssot
*sigh*
the ten-year old isn't scared of Vader and cermie is!

julibug
i was scared of vader when i was 7. (um, that would be when i saw episode 4 in the theater - original release - yes i'm old!)

cermiestar
but he is very scary!

yerssot
we'll all protect you wink

cermiestar
thank you yerssie! *hugs*

julibug
i have my light saber ready!

yerssot
the army of KMC shall protect the princess!

G.P
*kneels*

cermiestar
big grin *happy*

yerssot
thou wish is our command

G.P
*Happy*

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