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has anyone got any funny stories? see i'm bored and i need a good laugh so i thought i'd set up this thread coz i'm bored but fire away if you got any!

Don't hesitate!

"my cat's breath smells of cat food..." Ralph, The Simpsons. "Now THAT's a story!" Karen, Will&Grace

ok thats a start! any one else... maybe!

the leprechaun tells me to burn things

okay I dont know if you'll think this is funny but it was to me...i had a party for my first apartment which was on a main road leading from downtown cleveland ohio,any how after much partying my friend found it was much to hot in my apartment to sleep and got a sheet and laid down on porch.somehow in their drunken sleep rolled off and down to the curb of the street,completly rolled up in a this sheet.the next thing my friend new was being waken up by jabs from night sticks from about six officers because they were told there was a dead body on the road.(bright and early and a nice big crowd gathered around as well!)they then fined him for something like disturbing the peace,every one remembers my party as the one with the dead guy!

LOL!!!! THATS HILARIOUS!

stick around long enough and you'll hear all the dirt on the veterens here on the boards! some of it is very amusing!

really?? sounds intresting? what kind a stuff or can't you tell me?

Alright this is really hillarious...

spme employies bought thier boos a gift for his bday. Before oppening it the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it he asked, Is it a borrle of Wine"

The employies said no

once again, he touched his finger to the box tasted it and said
"A bottle og scotch and they replied no

At last he said i give up what is it

They said A PUPPY!




Gross but funny as hell

LOL! GOOD ONE!