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bongbrother03
This topic is pretty much just talking about how stupid some movies are like the Hulk and so on.

Kes
Blair witch was a big waste of film. Some dudes running around a florest screaming in the dark messed
Who the hell would trou a map out???Same for th 2nd movie!makes no sence!!

LanceWindu
I thought they said Blair Witch was supposed to be scary as all hell.

It didn't make me jump at all.

Plus the camera moving around so much nearly made me sick.

I think Blair Witch 2 was slightly better than the first.

KidRock
kangaroo jack $&#$&$&#^$#^#$#&&$&#^$ that damn mother &%&#*$#(#*$#(*$(#*#(*$($#* i hated that piece of #*$# movie it just pisses me the #*$% off!!! GRRR

diegocala
Crossroads

Kes
wow diego those are some powerful words! lol

BackFire349
oh my, so many movies people think are good are so bad. gladiator sucks, saving private ryan is way over rated, fast and the furious. plus theres just the garbage, queen of the damned, blair witch 2 (i seem to be the only one who liked the original blair witch) mummy 2 sucks.... ill remember more in a few minutes.

LanceWindu
I forgot all about Gladiator.

I have to ask you guys a few questions:

1. Since when does The Hulk able to jump 3 miles in a single leap?
2. How do The Hulks pants magically not tear even though his body is 5 times 3 times bigger than what it normally was?
3. Who honestly thinks Hulk is a good movie?

Kes
So Ness what movies do you really hate?

Ness
the hulk b/c since when did the hulk jump 3 miles i hate when the movie pepole change the comics

Kes
Havent seen it. And really dont plan to.lol
Dont really know the story either blink

Ness
same here the story is this green dude gets pissed and smashes things over and over

Kes
messed Great! lol

Ness
they could have feed the homeless instaed

Kes
yeh! What else?

Ness
i think that the League of Extraordinary Gentleman is totaly going to be gay all the comic book plp in 1 thing big mistake

Kes
Huh looks ok. I'm gonna see that one.

LanceWindu
Not just Comic Book people, but people from different types of genre's.

Like Tom Sawyer, Dr. Jekkyl & Mr. Hyde, The Invisible Man, Dracula's Bride, etc...

STUPID!

Ness
y it is a wast of brain cells and muny

Ness
all they need to do is get ani skywalker

Kes
tom swayer?

Ness
i told you it's stupid

LanceWindu
Yes Tom Sawyer is one of the characters in LXG.

Kes
What?

Ness
totaly gay and stupid

Kes
I dont recall a Tom Swayer. Who plays him?

LanceWindu
Then they have Sean Connery as a comic book hero???

What's up with that?

And yes, supposedly LXG was a comic book before being made into a movie.

LanceWindu
I'm not sure who plays him.

Ness
what waz it worth 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Kes
I've been to the website and nobody is named Tom Swayer.messed

LanceWindu
In the movie trailers it mentions Tom Sawyer, and on E! Coming Attractions they say that there is a character named Tom Sawyer.

Ness
it will never make it big as x-2

LanceWindu
I just went to LXGmovie.com and if you click on "A Spy" at the bottom of the screen it pops up a new page with Agent Sawyer on it.

Ness
who carz

LanceWindu
I'm just getting the facts to Kes.

Kes
Ah! He's Tom Swayer?! Thats not the Tom Swayer I know stick out tongue

LanceWindu
The last Tom Sawyer I knew was from the movie Tom & Huck.

Ness
same here

Kes
The only one I know is from this old cartoons! A kid that keeps getting into trouble!

LanceWindu
I really think this movie is going to blow chunks all around the world.

Ness
laughing out loud eek! laughing out loud smokin'

Kes
I still wanna see itsmile

LanceWindu
Go ahead, but when you get out of the theater, come tell us what you thought of it.

Ness
roll eyes (sarcastic) its you money

LanceWindu
If I had money to spare I'd go see stupid movies too, just to talk to the screen and piss people off.

Kes
Well I've seen bad movies before so roll eyes (sarcastic) and its not that expensive stick out tongue
I def will. I dont know when its comming out but I'll tell you guys what I think of the movie smile

LanceWindu
Ok.

Ness
ok now what are we to talk about now

Ness
lance did you get my pm

LanceWindu
Not yet.

Kes
More crappy movies?

LanceWindu
Charlie's Angels 2

How did Bosley go from white to black? Seriously!

Ness
just like spider man
the boss wass white and turned black

LanceWindu
No not Spider-Man, you're thinking of DareDevil.

Somehow Kingpin went from white in the comics to black in the movie, and now with the new Spider-Man cartoon King Pin is still black yet he's supposed to be white.

Ness
i ment spider-man

LanceWindu
In Spider-Man the movie King Pin is not in it.

And since this is movie discussion that's what I thought you meant.

Ness
did you get my pm lance

LanceWindu
The one from earlier? Yes.

I replied to it.

If you've sent another than, no.

Kes
Its not the same character. The other Bosley was adopted by this Bosleys family, thats why they have the same name.They explain that in the movie.

Ness
kes did you see umm matrix2

Ness
thats 2 complicated

Kes
yup!

Ness
yep what

Kes
The Bosley thing? Not really.
Yup I've seen M2

Ness
did you like it i haven't

LanceWindu
Ok, now I know about Bosley, I haven't seen either movie.

Ness
i'll wait till it comes you on rental

LanceWindu
Same here Ness.

Ness
what about you kes wait or not

Kes
The Matrix? Yes. There are some boring parts and sone unnecessary (sp) parts but overall yes i liked itsmile

Kes
I saw it today. (charlies agels right?)
Action his better on a big screne. Besides not much difference between a movie ticket and a rent.

Ness
i like how they do the slow -mo

Kes
In the Matrix? Its cool I guesssmile

LanceWindu
I think they ended up using it too much though.

Then it got old when everyone (movies, games, cartoons) started copying it.

Ness
plp copy other plp to much in the biz

Kes
Yeh. Its not exactly new anymore.

BackFire349
oh, how could i forget, rules of attraction is a pile of pretentious garbage.

Ness
i hop they don't come out with a nother matrix or hulk movie or i'll die

Kes
I almost went to see hulk today but changed my mind.

Ness
why you came to your sencez yes

Ness
what other movie did ou see instead.

bigbadbike2
I really didn't like CenterStage, but in fairness I do not like any straight up drama. THerefore I can not justify me judging this movie. So I'll just say I didm't like it.

Ness
hulk suks

Kes

Ness
FINALLY YOU COME

Kes
sorry sad

Ness
ain't no thing but a g-string on a chickin wing.

Kes
lol

Ness
hi do you think i should change my name

btw the hulk still suks

Kes
I dont know.I like the way it is.lol

Ness
o btw what does philie mean?

Kes
Its an x-files fan. a philiebig grin

Ness
say wa

Kes
You know the x files? a tv show that aired for 9/10years. ended in may.

Ness
i know x-files but i don't get it

Kes
Thats what the fans call themselfs. Philes smile

Ness
ooooooooooooooooookay

Kes
So more movies we hate.

Ness
um the hulk

Ness
hello

Kes
Again?have you seen the movie?

LanceWindu
Sorry Kes, I had to kick Ness off the computer.

And no he has not seen the movie.

Kes
lol its ok.

GABRIEL05
Spawn the movie= worst movie adaptation of comic book yet.


Man, I tell ya, peeps should have a hard time making a movie worse than Spawn. And if they do they should be lashed 1000 times and thrown in a salt water pool with those little catfish that swim up your urethra!!!

LanceWindu
I thought Spawn was ok.

Not great though, it could have been much better.

Godshinto
I can't believe what they did to Lethal weapon 4 it was supposed to be the last of the movies, come on Jet Li getting his but kicked by Mel Brooks a little unbeliveable, not very consistant at one minute he's unstoppable next he's easliy beaten very confusing.

coolboarder98
xXx. That movie was one of the crappiest movies I've ever seen. What the h@## is the 'Xander Zone'? Plus why would you want to crash, blow up or just maim all of those kickin' cars?! They just better not make a sequal or else people are gonna riot!

Godshinto
I totaly agree coolboarder98 I saw the movie and half way through it I was so bored I left. That GTO was beautifull wasn't it though

Kes
Oh yeh. That GTO rock

Ness
it was alright but i thought the car was actually going 2b used like the weapons

LanceWindu
Yeah, why did they put all those weapons in the GTO but only use three of them in the last couple minutes of the movie???

Ness
totaly stupid

LanceWindu
And then why get a chic to be the leading lady, but show close ups on her face when she has snaggle teeth?

Ness
smile laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud smokin'

STARDUST
Uhggggggggg the Lizzie Mcguire movie was a total waste of film!!!!!!!

BackFire349
at least lizzie mcguire is extremely hot.

Ness
true very true boing

borgasm???
justin and kelly


...nuff said

LanceWindu
Never gonna watch it, never gonna let a family member rent it.

I've heard it sucks major.

Ness
gust a nuther chik flik

LanceWindu
Not just that, but it's a crappy musical.

Kes
I always thought Chick Flicks were romantic comedies. But since I've been in this Forum I've seen lots of ppl consider dramas Chick Flicks, now what do you conssider a Chick Flick Ness?

LanceWindu
I believe From Justin to Kelly actually is a Romantic Comedy.

Ness
laughing out loud what ever i'm not seeing it

Ness
laughing out loud

LanceWindu
You laugh at your own post?

Ness
laughing out loud

chica16
the hours i hated that
and chicago

MissesDepp?!
R u kidding i saw it and almost puked sick really! Mr. Hyde is not a huge brown monster by the way!!! poor Shaun Connery is really getting desperate!

shane&trentRhot
I THINK THAT LXG WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE...ALL YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN IT OK....WHATEVER YOU GUYS DONT KNOW ANYTHING ANYWAYZ

Kes
Calm down ppl. We all have different tastes. I happen to like The Hours, 4 amazing interpertations (sp) and Chicago was fun. The editing is amazing and the coreographies (sp) are very well done.
But this is about mocvies we don't like, it would help if we only talk about the movies we have seen.

Korri
all the ones apart from the matrix with carrie anne moss in them damn beatch!! miffed

Ushgarak
Just so people know... yes, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen used to be a comic, and it was a very GOOD one, based on the premise that all characters from Victorian Literature were real.

It did not, however, have Tom Sawyer in!

Kes
Yeh the Tom Saywer thing is wierd. The Tom Swayer I know is a kid that keeps getting into trouble messed Well maybe the name is just similar or something.

Korri
Jeepers Creepers is a pretty rubbish film

Ushgarak
No, it really IS the Tom Sawyer from the Huckleberry Finn storyline, Kes. He's from the right period but isn;t really the 'Extraordinary' that the comic books were getting at.

Kes
messed

Ushgarak
Dorian Grey is an addition to the comic books as well.

Ness
i stil think that lxg is totaly gay i made this topic to mainly dis hulk and lxg and sume others

Kes
Ok lets make some rules. This thread is to talk trash about movies, not members. If somebody dislikes a movie you like deal with it. Lets try not to use the word gay too,ok?! If this rules are not respected the thread will be closed.
Thanks.

Ness
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JackSparrowLuvr
Die Another Day was a totall discrase to the old bond films!!!

JackSparrowLuvr
Die Another Day was a piece of %#&$!!! it was a discrase to the old bond films!!!

JackSparrowLuvr
ouh

Kes
ouh?

diegocala
ouh!

Ness
ouh

Kes
Interesting conversation we have here blink

diegocala
Saw it...sucked!!!
"Take your time boy" UGGGG!

DeNiro
ne thing with frankie muniz, spawn ****in dumbest movie ever right next to spehere, then dueces wild was a total ripp off of A Bronx Tale. and then i am too tired to list all of the other movies i hate AIR BUD ok im done

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