Bathroom

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AliasNeo15
u could say this is another bar, but its actually a bathroom. WOAH!!!!!

Raz
OK, be quick....I gotta go!!

J_To_The_P
Hurry up you bastards I have to piss like a racehorse! eek!

AliasNeo15
this is what happens when u drink to much. But that......is......o.....k.

J_To_The_P
<_< >_> *runs in bathroom and pees in sink* wink stick out tongue

AliasNeo15
and that is what the sink is for in here. The toilets are for washing ur hands and the sink is for pissing.

J_To_The_P
eek! eek! I...*runs* confused

Corran
Hey we're out of paper in here.

yerssot
don't needed to know that!

J_To_The_P
Neo used all the paper, damn dog.

Tired Hiker
Bunny hop into the kitchen to find some paper towels. No towels? Use coffee filters.

AliasNeo15
or use the faucet in the sink

Ness
ness runs and uses the urinal and does number2 embarrasment

Captain REX
That's nothing to be embarrased about, Ness. But the smell is... sick

AliasNeo15
and i made this bathroom for that very reason thumb up

AliasNeo15
this is a bathroom where guy and girls may enter together. laughing out loud

AliasNeo15
ahhhhh, just what i needed
*Nature calls for AliasNeo15*

J_To_The_P
*urinates in the sink and washes hands in kitchen* eek! laughing out loud

AliasNeo15
thats wut its all about thumb up

Rogue Jedi
j to the p, i do that to!!!! also, good pics on michelle rodriguez. when people think "hot actresses in hollywood" they think halle berry, jennifer aniston, j lo, meg ryan, etc; all good choices, but none can hold a candle to michelle rodriguez!!!!!

robincooper
* robin walks toward bathroom but is put off by smel* get sum air freshner!

Corran
Like being in Bruge again.

J_To_The_P
All of them are obsolete compared to Michelle, Halle Berry is #3 on my list, cuz she was hot as hell in Flinstones, and Die Another Day...oh excuse me *urinates in sink and washes hands in kitchen* eek! That is why I must use my ninja skills to find and marry Michelle, for the sanity of my future! big grin

LilySatine
The bathroom is an excellent idea, especially since I have a rather small bladder. embarrasment
Except sometimes, we should keep it to a 'need to know' basis. laughing

*Walks in with air freshener*

Baylin
I run in...... messed
Trying for the urinal....
But NOOOOOOOOO..... no
Too late..... no no
My number 2....
It's escaped from my pants and is running all over the floor sick

LilySatine
Need to know basis.
Ick. stick out tongue

J_To_The_P
This is why being a ninja is a must be! ninja -treads across the ceiling as the floor is violated- -urinates in sink from the ceiling and treads across the ceiling back out- Ninja Vanish! -vanishes-

ObieTrice 26
*sneaks in and vandalizes bathroom*

J_To_The_P
Obie what the f**k did you do to the pissing sink!? laughing out loud

AliasNeo15
*brings in air-freshner, 8-fold.*

LilMimister006
::sniffs air:: air freshener! lol those smell goodie!! ::sniffffffffffffss::

J_To_The_P
shifty shifty whistle -urinates in sink and on air fresheners and runs- eek! laughing out loud

LilMimister006
...am i in the wrong room blink lol

Smllfry247
huh!! This must not be a girl thing! Maybe i should start a girls bathroom thread!

LilMimister006
yah! lol big grin

J_To_The_P
<_< >_> -looks up- it says Unisex bathroom, but it looks like Neo's home bathroom? eek! laughing out loud stick out tongue

LilMimister006
hahahahaa

J_To_The_P
-urinates all over sink and washes hands in kitchen- cool

LilySatine
roll eyes (sarcastic)

*Walks in with rubber gloves, mask and air freshener*

J_To_The_P
confused roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue

AliasNeo15
well, i think it is time i bring in the cleaners
*brings in 3 cleaners*
this might not be enough eek!eek!eek!

J_To_The_P
shifty shifty -tosses cherry bombs in bathroom, and they explode and shaving cream goes everywhere, runs- eek!

AliasNeo15
dude, u killed the cleaners!!!!!!
*thinks that they were ugly anyway*

J_To_The_P
The cleaners were Agent Smiths! -walls explode and Agent Smiths pile into the bathroom- -runs and hides- eek!

AliasNeo15
*gives all the agent smiths swirlies and they die from the stinch*
better to fight here then the tea house

J_To_The_P
-calls janiter- rolling on floor laughing

J_To_The_P
Damn bathroom messed up my sigs! mad Can anybody host my sigs for me?

Stovenutts
*Throws fireworks in bathroom and then runs*
Happy 4th o' july

LilMimister006
::walks into bathroom and sees it all messed up:: ......what happened in here!? blink

AliasNeo15
i had a problem with 10 agent smiths
*adds condem dispenser to wall*

Stovenutts
ummm i dont know
*turns music on*
Lets dance!

J_To_The_P
shifty shifty -buys a lot of condoms-

AliasNeo15
wut u gunna do with those man? smilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmile

J_To_The_P
shifty shifty well, I have a wife and you don't...so f**k you! laughing out loud eek! wink (j/k)

AliasNeo15
dude, dont u wanna hav kids?

J_To_The_P
ONE more y...not yet man! laughing out loud

AliasNeo15
k smile

AliasNeo15
ahhhhhhhh
*pees in dead Agent Smith's mouth*

J_To_The_P
-urinates on walls and runs back to War- cool

shadow_angel
*walks in*......*walks out* stick out tongue

Stovenutts
am i the only one dancing at this party. robot style Happy Dance

AliasNeo15
i dont usually dance in the bathroom

Stovenutts
yea but parties arent thrown in bathrooms either

AliasNeo15
true thumb up

J_To_The_P
-JP army and JObie army and JP all urinate in the sink and fly off- cool

AliasNeo15
WHOA, now that is a SH** load of piss

AliasNeo15
*sees that the bathroom is starting to be destroyed*

AliasNeo15
*pee comes out of sink*
we need a sink flusher!thumb up

J_To_The_P
-pees the wall and washes hands in the kitchen and leaves- rolling on floor laughing

AliasNeo15
this is the bathroom of all bathrooms. it is the ugliest thing ive ever seen!big grin

AliasNeo15
*brings in squigi and cleans wut can be cleaned*

ObieTrice 26
*brings skedar and orc army and crap all over the ground and walls*

AliasNeo15
brown is the color i was going to use for the wall and floor. thanxthumb up

AliasNeo15
ahhhh, i feel special being the first one in here today.
*urinates into the uranal*
i think i was the first person ever to urinate in the actual urinal and not in the friggin sinkbig grin

Baylin
ninja I turn all water off, block the drains and puts Beethoven music on the stereo! laughing out loud smokin'

J_To_The_P
-pees in the urinal and in the sink and washes hands in kitchen and leaves- eek!

Baylin
After all the mess I've made I've cleaned it all up nice and sparkly angel

Now everyone can start again devil

J_To_The_P
-pees on walls and sinks and throws cherry bombs inside and runs out and washes hands in kitchen as cherry bombs explode and paint overs the walls- eek! laughing out loud

Baylin
Oh sorry forgot to mention the acid in kitchen your hands are now melting laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing out loud

AliasNeo15
dude, i dont think there are any walls anymore. Damn u, Smith

J_To_The_P
His rubbery clones broke them, so I just missed all over you I think! mad eek! laughing out loud

AliasNeo15
sweetthumb up

AliasNeo15
sweet, clean atlast!!!!!!!
smilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmile

J_To_The_P
-throws gasoline all over bathroom and throws match in and runs like wind- -runs like Tom Cruise in mission impossible and makes "the jump" out of a 1st floor window- eek! eek! laughing out loud

Ness
great i parked near the bathroom and now there is shi# on my convertible. mad

Stovenutts
So its a multi floor bathroom JP?

J_To_The_P
Has to be, there's alot of piss and s*it in here. laughing out loud

Ness
i need some one to help clean will any one help me?

J_To_The_P
-pisses on Ness' head and runs- laughing out loud eek!

Ness
gets in car and runs down jp and backs up and repeats

J_To_The_P
-Ness's car blows up from numerous ninja stars- ninja -mysterious ninja runs and grabs JP and ninja vanishes with him- cool

Ness
riiiiight how can a car blow up from ninja stars

Stovenutts
rupturing of the gas tank?

Stovenutts
*Stovenutts sets up a port-a-potty outside for refugees of the destroyed bathroom*

J_To_The_P
Yeah, what he said. laughing out loud

Baylin
Bay feels generous towards bathroom refugees and quickly rebuilds bathroom.

New sign outside bathroom 'All Welcome'
"Please feel free to do what you want so long as you wipe your feet on the way out, cos the hall ways a f***ing mess!!!" mad

AliasNeo15
well im the "ONE" that created the bathroom and everything is going wrong, like people pissing in sinks and washing hands in kitchen. HMM, who was doing that, i wonder.

Ness
it waz jp

Alias_Neo
oh, i cbig grin

Clark_Kent
did you know Elvis was fixing a blow while taking a sh!t? yeah..he hide the dope in a plastic bag, 2 plastic bags, one held the drug while the other one enclosed the "dope bag" , and in the 2nd bag was a couple of pebbles, as the pebbles would hold the bags down..

during his high he bit his lip and died pants down...

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