Bathroom
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AliasNeo15
u could say this is another bar, but its actually a bathroom. WOAH!!!!!
Raz
OK, be quick....I gotta go!!
J_To_The_P
Hurry up you bastards I have to piss like a racehorse!
AliasNeo15
this is what happens when u drink to much. But that......is......o.....k.
J_To_The_P
<_< >_> *runs in bathroom and pees in sink*
AliasNeo15
and that is what the sink is for in here. The toilets are for washing ur hands and the sink is for pissing.
Corran
Hey we're out of paper in here.
yerssot
don't needed to know that!
J_To_The_P
Neo used all the paper, damn dog.
Tired Hiker
Bunny hop into the kitchen to find some paper towels. No towels? Use coffee filters.
AliasNeo15
or use the faucet in the sink
Ness
ness runs and uses the urinal and does number2
Captain REX
That's nothing to be embarrased about, Ness. But the smell is...
AliasNeo15
and i made this bathroom for that very reason
AliasNeo15
this is a bathroom where guy and girls may enter together.
AliasNeo15
ahhhhh, just what i needed
*Nature calls for AliasNeo15*
J_To_The_P
*urinates in the sink and washes hands in kitchen*
AliasNeo15
thats wut its all about
Rogue Jedi
j to the p, i do that to!!!! also, good pics on michelle rodriguez. when people think "hot actresses in hollywood" they think halle berry, jennifer aniston, j lo, meg ryan, etc; all good choices, but none can hold a candle to michelle rodriguez!!!!!
robincooper
* robin walks toward bathroom but is put off by smel* get sum air freshner!
Corran
Like being in Bruge again.
J_To_The_P
All of them are obsolete compared to Michelle, Halle Berry is #3 on my list, cuz she was hot as hell in Flinstones, and Die Another Day...oh excuse me *urinates in sink and washes hands in kitchen*
That is why I must use my
skills to find and marry Michelle, for the sanity of my future!
LilySatine
The bathroom is an excellent idea, especially since I have a rather small bladder.
Except sometimes, we should keep it to a 'need to know' basis.
*Walks in with air freshener*
Baylin
I run in......
Trying for the urinal....
But NOOOOOOOOO.....
Too late.....
My number 2....
It's escaped from my pants and is running all over the floor
LilySatine
Need to know basis.
Ick.
J_To_The_P
This is why being a ninja is a must be!
-treads across the ceiling as the floor is violated- -urinates in sink from the ceiling and treads across the ceiling back out- Ninja Vanish! -vanishes-
ObieTrice 26
*sneaks in and vandalizes bathroom*
J_To_The_P
Obie what the f**k did you do to the pissing sink!?
AliasNeo15
*brings in air-freshner, 8-fold.*
LilMimister006
::sniffs air:: air freshener! lol those smell goodie!! ::sniffffffffffffss::
LilMimister006
...am i in the wrong room
lol
Smllfry247
huh!! This must not be a girl thing! Maybe i should start a girls bathroom thread!
LilMimister006
yah! lol
J_To_The_P
-urinates all over sink and washes hands in kitchen-
LilySatine
*Walks in with rubber gloves, mask and air freshener*
AliasNeo15
well, i think it is time i bring in the cleaners
*brings in 3 cleaners*
this might not be enough
AliasNeo15
dude, u killed the cleaners!!!!!!
*thinks that they were ugly anyway*
J_To_The_P
The cleaners were Agent Smiths! -walls explode and Agent Smiths pile into the bathroom- -runs and hides-
AliasNeo15
*gives all the agent smiths swirlies and they die from the stinch*
better to fight here then the tea house
J_To_The_P
-calls janiter-
J_To_The_P
Damn bathroom messed up my sigs!
Can anybody host my sigs for me?
Stovenutts
*Throws fireworks in bathroom and then runs*
Happy 4th o' july
LilMimister006
::walks into bathroom and sees it all messed up:: ......what happened in here!?
AliasNeo15
i had a problem with 10 agent smiths
*adds condem dispenser to wall*
Stovenutts
ummm i dont know
*turns music on*
Lets dance!
J_To_The_P
-buys a lot of condoms-
AliasNeo15
dude, dont u wanna hav kids?
J_To_The_P
ONE more y...not yet man!
AliasNeo15
k
AliasNeo15
ahhhhhhhh
*pees in dead Agent Smith's mouth*
J_To_The_P
-urinates on walls and runs back to War-
shadow_angel
*walks in*......*walks out*
Stovenutts
am i the only one dancing at this party. robot style
AliasNeo15
i dont usually dance in the bathroom
Stovenutts
yea but parties arent thrown in bathrooms either
AliasNeo15
true
J_To_The_P
-JP army and JObie army and JP all urinate in the sink and fly off-
AliasNeo15
WHOA, now that is a SH** load of piss
AliasNeo15
*sees that the bathroom is starting to be destroyed*
AliasNeo15
*pee comes out of sink*
we need a sink flusher!
J_To_The_P
-pees the wall and washes hands in the kitchen and leaves-
AliasNeo15
this is the bathroom of all bathrooms. it is the ugliest thing ive ever seen!
AliasNeo15
*brings in squigi and cleans wut can be cleaned*
ObieTrice 26
*brings skedar and orc army and crap all over the ground and walls*
AliasNeo15
brown is the color i was going to use for the wall and floor. thanx
AliasNeo15
ahhhh, i feel special being the first one in here today.
*urinates into the uranal*
i think i was the first person ever to urinate in the actual urinal and not in the friggin sink
J_To_The_P
-pees in the urinal and in the sink and washes hands in kitchen and leaves-
Baylin
After all the mess I've made I've cleaned it all up nice and sparkly
Now everyone can start again
J_To_The_P
-pees on walls and sinks and throws cherry bombs inside and runs out and washes hands in kitchen as cherry bombs explode and paint overs the walls-
AliasNeo15
dude, i dont think there are any walls anymore. Damn u, Smith
AliasNeo15
sweet
Ness
great i parked near the bathroom and now there is shi# on my convertible.
Stovenutts
So its a multi floor bathroom JP?
J_To_The_P
Has to be, there's alot of piss and s*it in here.
Ness
i need some one to help clean will any one help me?
J_To_The_P
-pisses on Ness' head and runs-
Ness
gets in car and runs down jp and backs up and repeats
J_To_The_P
-Ness's car blows up from numerous ninja stars-
-mysterious ninja runs and grabs JP and ninja vanishes with him-
Ness
riiiiight how can a car blow up from ninja stars
Stovenutts
rupturing of the gas tank?
Stovenutts
*Stovenutts sets up a port-a-potty outside for refugees of the destroyed bathroom*
J_To_The_P
Yeah, what he said.
Baylin
Bay feels generous towards bathroom refugees and quickly rebuilds bathroom.
New sign outside bathroom 'All Welcome'
"Please feel free to do what you want so long as you wipe your feet on the way out, cos the hall ways a f***ing mess!!!"
AliasNeo15
well im the "ONE" that created the bathroom and everything is going wrong, like people pissing in sinks and washing hands in kitchen. HMM, who was doing that, i wonder.
Alias_Neo
oh, i c
Clark_Kent
did you know Elvis was fixing a blow while taking a sh!t? yeah..he hide the dope in a plastic bag, 2 plastic bags, one held the drug while the other one enclosed the "dope bag" , and in the 2nd bag was a couple of pebbles, as the pebbles would hold the bags down..
during his high he bit his lip and died pants down...
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