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If uv had a bad day and want to take it out on someone, heres where u go.

-throws stool at Neo-

*stops stool*
u could say im god in this thread. The creator, the architect. Go fight with some innocent person that doesnt deserve it.

-Fights with Janiter-

lol, get obie in here and duke it out.
*givs JP guns, lots of guns*

That b**ch can come in here himself! -Fires and blows holes in Janitor-

sweet!!!!!*shoves grenade down JP's throat*

*implodes gernade*

-Looks at doll- Obie you f**kin idiot! -breaks bat over Obie's head-

yes, yes thats it, the war has begun

-Blasts D12 Fight Music on Track Loop and kicks Obie in the throat-

"F*CK U *SSHOLE!!!!!!"*cracks JP's skull with golf club*

-puts on cletes and buries one in Obie's manhood- B**CH!

*givs both noogies*
hehe

AHHHHH! -kicks Neo in the ass with clete-

*stovie comes in, instantly baraged with chairs and stools. his skull turns into a fine bloody mist as his body falls to the ground like a little girls ragdoll. the onlookers stop to see his felled corpse. They pay thier last respects, the war begins again.*

*burns JP's arm off*

Stifler:Holy s**t dude he's dead, that's hilarious!! *throws bottles at Obie*

oooooo, that was nice
*rubs ass, then returns the favor to JP in the face*
hehe

*sticks his hand into stovie and brings him back*
haha, u cant die

*smashes Neo's head into jukebox and throws Obie over the bar*

*givs JP another arm

U SH*THEAD!!!!*cuts off JP's manhood*

-Gives Neo $5 for Arm and dropkicks him in the face-

*takes JP's arm back*

....OBIE!!!!!!!! -Grabs a Chainsaw and saws off Obie's hands and testicles-

haha, thanx for the $5

*Gives obie 3 testicles back*
now u got a spare

u want ur manhood back, JP?

*craps and rubs it in JP's face*

-buries face in sink and disinfects face- YES I NEED IT, -grabs a pole and rams it up Obie's ass-

*gives JP manhood*
WHOA, enlarged it is!!!

uh im dying uh

*gives Obie internal pace maker*

*goes 2 a distant planet and asks bird ppl for a hi tech suit*HA! im like Samus now!

-While Obie's gone clones self 504095540957580 times-

i dont need clones, im like SAMUS NOW!AHA!!!

-Clones rip Obie's armor apart and strip him naked-

*Stovenutts comes back to life floating above the crowd of people fighting.Aliasneo15 can feel his power being taken away, stovenutts becomes the ressurected god of the war, complete destruction comes to all fighters as hundreds of innocent people run in fear*
"Bow before me"

*gathers army of orcs 2 battle clones*

*all clones defect to Stovenutts side,creating The People's Republic of the Stovenutts Clone Army*

*Clones start fighting Stove's clones* *stabs Obie in the leg and punched him in the nose until it breaks*

*orcs attack JP and Stovenuts*

*Goes Orc stomping and stomps Orcs and fires grenades around*

we need 3 more armies and this could be "the Battle Of 5 Armies"lol*orcsstart fighting stovenut's army*

*peoples republic of the stovenutts clone army's economy is rising, inflation and stock analysis shows that it is the most profitable country in the world. regan steals my credit. the arabs join my fight and everyone lives happily ever after*

*for now*

*Bombs Stove's city a lot and clones in transports land in the city and start destroying it and people*

this is fun!haha*orcs attack JP*

*stovenutts steps on to the battlefield, a rare occurance, all falls quite, everyone can feel his power.*
"you have angered me"

*With his brother Trunks' genes creates JP Saiyan clones and they take to the air toward Stove's city*

*gets power from love of trinity and is back*

hah, i have a Balrog now!*Balrog stomps both armies*

*JP Saiyans arrive and beat Balrog to death and head to Stove's city*

*givs balrog an atomic-noogie*
the perfect pet

oh wait, its dead

*Drops nuke on Stove's town*

*gathers a skedar army 2 join forces with the Orcs*

*raises hands towards the sky. lightning comes from the sky and begins destroying the army of jp saiyins*

heres my propostion, Stovie. Giv my powers back and ill kill all the armies and ur city will be saved. if not, ur city is screwed and ill join that group of complete rebels.

*manifests a bowl of chicken fetichini alfredo*
"mmmmm...noodles"

*JP jacks Neo back into the Matrix where he acquires his power back*

or u could giv me some of that and were even.

how bout this, ill join forces with some1!JP?Stove?

*destroys the matrix,and then wipes his mouth of noodles*

dangit

*reconstructs the matrix to be the same as it was*
we could just do this all day

*give aliasneo his powers, but keeps them also.People all across the land call them"the brothers in power".Both have absolute power over all things*

-signs contract with Obie and creates JObie Saiyans who Rap GREAT-

*they join sides*

ahh, see how peaceful we are now?
*thinx the war is over*

*sends Skedar army 2 attack stove, and Orc army 2 fight JP

*chokes on a noodle, dies*
"Dang, I died"

i think the only way this thing will go on is if we get people pissed and get them to come in here!

Obie you b**ch! *tears up contract and sends JP Super Saiyans to attack Obie*

*hangs out for a while out of reach of mere mortal men*

*stops all armys and makes JP and Obie "make-out"*

srry, i meant 2 send the orcs 2 stove,not Jp

* laughs*

Neo you sick perverted shemale! *Sends JP Super Saiyans to fight Neo, and Stove*

ok, but i felt like doing it anyway

*signs another contract with JP*

*Puts Contract in Gold and Crystal, and keeps sending JObie Saiyans and JP Super Saiyans after Stove*

bring on those friggin Saiyans

*forces Obie's army to make-out with JP's army*
what sex are they by the way?

*sends Skedar and orcs 2 attack stove*

*Cloning Machine blows up* What the f**k!? *Agent Smiths appear out of the smoke* Oh s**t! They must of come out of the Matrix before it was destroyed! *Evacuates JObie Town and sends rest of JObie Saiyans to kill the smiths*

Neo you sick ****! *Sends JObie Saiyans to fight Neo*

Neo u f*cking PERVERT!!!!

man, these guys are making me tired

"destroy them!"

ok

*JObie Saiyans blow up Stove's power plant*

g2g,JP take care of my Skedar and orcs

*fights all armies, fully pissed*

f**k! Obie the least you can do is put them in the Crystal shelter!

since he left, i wont touch those armies.

i wonder what will happen when he comes back

probably nothing since this is so freaking boring

Stove nobody said you had to come, we had to make this thread because Ush was getting mad about us fighting in the bar.

i think we should just all unite and if anyone comes in, we dog the hell out of them

but hey, its ok if u want to hang. i dont know if we'll be fighting anymore

I'm back!is the war over?did we all unite?where are my armies?

its in the crystal chamber, its up to u if the war is over

*The war wages on for a few more hours and Stove's town and Stove is destroyed and all is well, the Matrix is restored, along with millions of Agent Smiths for Neo to b**ch around*

hey, these ones are upgraded. CRAP!!!!!!!

i like the idea of all of us joining forces.lets end this war,and kick the crap out of any1 else that comes here

Never mind, lets fight again

ya, let me just end this crap with the Smiths
*destroys smiths and goes back to the real world and kills Bain with an EMP Gun*
K, lets do it.

dangit, ok

"i cannot be destroyed"

actualy, Im not sure if i wanna keep fighting, or teem up, so u decide

i say whatever happens happens

-makes nuke out of destroyed smith parts-

wut?

any1 else want 2 decide?Stove?JP?

okok, i say we team up with each other and dog on anyone who comes in

I'll team up, but Stove acts like he's a machine.

no ones coming in, im out, c ya

k, cya

how did he get my powers again?

Obie do you know?

read the earlier posts

lol its pretty funny how that happened

Where did he say it I'm lost!?

its back when i gave him 3 testicles

Weird way to get Neo's powers!

ya

*Runs in, kicks everyone in the groin, runs out*

*Grabs Celsuis by the face and twists his neck breaking it and puts him on a fire*

No killing allowed!!!
besides i ran out b4 you could grab me. and you havent recovered from the kick i gave you, that is unless you dont have a groin.

I've been kicked so many times in the groin I cannot feel it, and besides I have metal pants on for just the occation.

slams jp in the face with a volswagen beetle.

*Gets in Escalade and rides over Celsius' face and Yoda*

gets upp shakes head and pounds jp over the head with a steam train, then shoots jp 1000 times in the head. OOOOOOH VIOLENT.

-plane crashes and blows up on celcius as he gets shot with 500 sniper bullets from nowhere he can see and grenades get stuck to him and blow off his limbs and he gets beaten by jackie chan-

wtf happened here?another war?

guess I got carried away...

lol now why would Jakie Chan pop out of nowhere and start fighting celcius?

Goin to bed Obie peace!

*sneaks in* *dyes john (jp)'s hair hot pink* *sneaks out*

*Neo enters*

*Michelle shaves mimi bald in her sleep, cuz JP is sleeping not aware of pink hair yet, while Trunks stands by our bedroom door, as a Super Saiyan mind you, guarding to make sure Mimi doesn't retaliate*

..actually im not sleeping...lol ::is unbalded:: hey now you and "your brother" Trunks match with ur pink hair!! hehehe!

Trunks:Riiiight, and my brother isn't gonna destroy you when he wakes up, oh and by the way, you ARE bald, we painted hair on your mirror to look like you still have hair, so screw you mimi haha!

Okay, I AM going to bed, not in this War Topic, but BED lol, Neo make sure nobody messes w/ Trunks, me, or Michelle, or break them in HALF. Night all!

bye JP...um....i think

is there a war or wut JP?

If a Prank War counts as a war, then yes. BED NOW!