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Last night I was driving home from work when I thought of the best thread you'll ever read, guaranteed. It was dark and the road was bumpy, but I managed to scribe the idea on a napkin so I wouldn't forget it. Today, I woke up and couldn't remember what the best thread you'll ever read was. So, I went to my car and grabbed the napkin off the passenger seat. Low and behold, I couldn't read my own writing. Sorry.

I want my money back!

Hey! don't tease me like that.

this is the teaser-thread then?

If I can decipher the marks on the napkin, I will post the best thread you'll ever read, guaranteed! So yes, this is the teaser-thread. I'm bringing in the best decipherers on the West Coast for this one.

teehee! I got it right!

Be quick, cos I'm an impatient guy!

Easy Raz. The time will come.

Okay, it's deciphered, here it goes, the BEST THREAD YOU'LL EVER READ. Look for it in General Discussion.

ok! ... now what?

Posted by Tired Hiker.
Okay, it's deciphered, here it goes, the BEST THREAD YOU'LL EVER READ. Look for it in General Discussion.

Ooooo. Deja Vu. I think I have been here before.

there's not enough thread here to knit a sweater

(which I couldn't do even if I wanted to)

Scan the napkin, post it, then we'll all try to figure it out.

Good idea Gundark maybe we'll all come up with the best thread ever cos Tired hasn't got it, he's just a tease!

i like this thread........*runs around*

*sigh*
I told people to keep her on her leash!

No you guys don't get it. The Best Thread you'll ever read IS The Best Thread you'll ever read. Like have your password as password. Get it?

? Yeah ?

Obviously not.....

He's gonna go crazy if you don't hurry. You don't wanna know what he did to the last guy...

What last guy? I never meet him. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You never met him because he's...

*turns off lights and puts flashlight up to face*

...dead. Muahahahahaha!!!

Dead? Or slowly dying?

I vote for "in the pit"

Kewl, Rexxie....I love doing that flashlight thing to people.

this reminds me of a seinfeld episode.

Yeah a thread about nothing, subtle isn't it?

Well, there's writing so it's not nothing, so it must be something. But what is it anything? That's the question.

Which One?

the one with the flashlight duh