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Jerry Springer or George Bush or Al Gore

None of the above. A black woman should be president. White men aren't doing to well. It's time a very large African Queen becomes the President of the United States. Think about it. If Queen Latifah were President, she wouldn't take shit from anyone.

My dog would make a good president. He barges around letting everyone know he's there but he hasn't an ounce of wit!!

yea.... u have to pick when i wrote

UHHHH! I think Peter Steele can make a good president... Well at least we don't have to worry about scandel because we know he is a sexual loving bastard!

Bush is the worst president in the history of the US!
What a stupid hick prick!

If he gets re-elected, I'm moving!

Actually he is not the worst... What about Nixen?

Nixon's a genius compared to dubya!

*falls over laughing*

Thats true but hell Bush never really affected anything I do. I don't think I knew a president who did. So I can careless really.

Same here, VampirePrincess. I could care less.

But if I had to choose between the 3 that Smithers put there, I would pick Bush. Al Gore says he created the internet and practically everything else, and Jerry Springer would drive the entire country into a madness, and use his speeches as chances to debut new episodes of his show.

Jerry is a hypercrite in some cases. I watching his shows all unmoral and everything and at the end he gives a moral speach... What the f?

lol... I give up.

Al Gore would have been better at least he can speak better.

argh! politics

Correct! You get a million dollars @ Chocolate R Us!

think I'll buy the store and call it Chocolate R Mine

Sounds good. Kick everyone out a make a chocolate-filled swimming pool in the Swimming Pools section?

I already have that at home, though it could be bigger

President. Chocolate filled swimming pool. Wow what imaginations.

Hmm... chocolate swimming pool!!

I think out of the three people for president I would choose to put them all in little box full of sharp spikes, drop it down a mountain then blast it into space!!!

Raz!

*goes swimming in chocolatepool*

You know how Jessie Ventura was Governor of Minnesota and now Arnold Schwarzenegger could be Governor of California? Well, both guys were in Predator and The Running Man. Hmmmm. What if the entire cast of these two movies one day ran the United States of America?

Can't make things worse!

It wouldn't matter who we chose the electoral college will pick who they think is best suited to run the country since the voting public is too ambivalent to give meadow muffin most of the time anyway. Did that sound too bitter?

interesting, somehow i wonder how much better of a job they could do!

Arnold could never be President since he aint born in the states

Hey Tex...

if bush is re-election... what city or country are you moving to?

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

*crosses fingers*
iceland, iceland, iceland

Its too cold there! I need to go someplace where I could work on my tan

The Sahara?

or Sinai

Mars?

now why would he go to Belgium

to annoy me?

can i be president?

sure thing *pats cermie on the head*

I believe finti was going to be the next us president until he turned into a Norse Overlord.

I vote cermie for president!

yay! i got a vote! thank you baylin! *hugs*

Finti's too busy terrorizing Norway to terrorize us Yanks.

How about this? We get rid of anyone who's been on Capital Hill for more than 2 terms. I mean that's all the President gets to mess up the country, so why let the rest of those jokers have decades to do it? And no legacies... I guess that means Bush would be out. But then again so would Gore since his daddy was a Senator or Governor in Tennessee. Guess that just leaves Jerry. At least he has some political experience. He was a mayor before he bacome a talk show hot shot.

i will be prime minister

you have to be an adult for that

but we don't have a prime minister

Wow imagine that!

Imagine what?

a 12 foot long eclair

It might be fun to imagine but how will it run the country?

You dont have to be an adult to be President of Prime Minister just look at Bush/Blair biggest kids with biggest toys comes to mind!

I still vote for cermie!

Cermie might be good, but the law says she's too young. The law says I'm too young. Well, I know I could never get elected. Are you conservative Cermie? The country seems ready to give up civil liberties in order to be "safe" which is a fairly dubious designation anyway when you consider more Americans die every year from killing each other.

Bring back Nixon!

on the other hand...
...vote for Mark "Chopper" Read!

a kid. that way da kid can lower the legal drinking age and we wouldn't have to roadtrip 30 minutes to canada

I think we should have cermie for world president or we should move towards a world Chaos Society!

Bush is a monkey ass, Monkey boy...go to

toostupidtobepresident.com Lots of funny Blair and Bush movies.

I will say that no colored or woman will be president, this society is far too biased.

which is really sad because countries we consider "below" the US in the World Order (oh, sorry, that's everyone isn't it?) have had woman as their leaders

I think that depends on your point of view regarding the "World Order
" of countries - I dont consider the US to be top dog....

I'm not saying that's what I consider to be true, but what the US government thinks to be true (even if they won't admit it)

And consider this the US never tips their flag to the host country during the Olympics, but when other countries tip their flags no matter who's hosting the games

yay yay! vote me for world peesident!

Chics rule!

Cermie for President!

With China seconding the motion Cermie is now world president (So much for democracy)

Cermie Rules!!!!!

okay i vote for Cermie