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Got any mom jokes? Here's one.

Your mom is so small, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Your mom is so.... at my house right now

I got nothing

you're mommas so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Your momma's so fat she needed Texas to tan.

Yo mama so fat she uses diet soap

Yo mama is so fat she entered the fat farm and came out with a brand.

Your mom is so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama is so fat people thought she was an eclipse

yo mama is such a ****, she's like a bowling ball : she gets rolled, fingered, and comes back for more
(ya i know that was dirty)

AHHHH! SA EVIL! Nice one lol!

Yo mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "One person at a time"

Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code.

Your mom is under my desk right now!

Hey let's just get off moms, okay. I just got off yours.

yo mama is like a hradware store, 10 cents a screw

Yo momma is so fat she has her own congressman

yo mama is like the village bike, everyone's had a ride

Heres one: yo mommas so fat when she takes a crap it looks like two christmas hams fightin over a milk dud

your momma's breath is so bad that it makes me wanna do a drive by with toothpaste.

yo mammas teeth are so nasty she spits chocolat milk

your mamma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

yo mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Your mommas so ugly, she went to taco bell and everyone ran for the border.

your mommas so slutty, she's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

I had one!

her shadow ways 40 pounds

your mom is sooo stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

No that's just my unit

your momma is so ugly...... i forgot the rest.

Oh, it goes like this:

Your mom is so ugly, she paid your dad for sex!

your mom is so fat, i have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

your mom is so fat, i have to slap her thigh and ride the wave.

your mom is so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street. i said"what are you doing?" she said"moving."

your mom is so fat, she has her own time zone.

Yo Moma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles cme out of her has.

yo mama is so fat, she bleed chocolate milk

huh , please explain. im a bis slow today.

Your mom is so fat, the local cub-scouts do sponsered walks around her.

Yo mama so fat it looks like her neck is blowing a bubble

yo mamma so fat she put on a yellow jacket and went outside and ppl started singing koolaid koolaid

Now that was just stupid.

all thes jokes are retard smart 1

Not all of them.

what ever dam$

Your mama's so fat, the president declared her the
51st state.