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I have never seen anyone break wind in the Matrix. I guess that is how I know I am in the real world. Cause I have been farting all day.

I bet Neo could fart up a tornado if he wanted. That might kill all the smiths. Mabye that is what happens in revolutions!! Also I haven't seen anybody taking a crap in the matrix either, but I do see stools so I assume that they must drop the kids off at the pool sometimes.

Well in most movies would'nt be kind of distracting from the story?

Smith:Welcome back Mr. Anderson we've missed you.

Another Smith: Damn I got a huge turd coming out, why now?

Neo: It ends tonight

Another Smith: Damn I hope so I've been crapping like this since Smith made me a Smith!

Oh, Smithy that was funny. That is what I am talking about, machines would be progammed to fart and crap so they wouldn't stand out. I bet agents just piss thier pants when they don't have time to stop.

Machine: Damn I gotta go take a leak

Machine 2: Just go no one cares or notices because we have no emotion you ass

Machine 1: Man I forgot about that then im just goin here then...

But wait would machines need to go number 1 and 2?

Yes, 1 and 2. But I don't know if # 2 would stink. Some matrix expert want to help me out here??

It would probably hurt if you crapped steel...

It felt like I crapped steel at about 5:00 PM today. I was loggin major pot time. I was on a extended "tour of dooty"

Hmmm ouch...does'nt seem like this thread relates much to the Matrix though.

Dude do you have some sort of shit and fart fetish , its disgusting, and that picture of *** austin powers doesnt help much.

Don't get all over him for the Austin Powers pic..........hell, he appears to be European as he writes "stool" in the first post.......here in America we call them toilets or comodes.............how is he to know that Austin Powers is the laughing stock of movies here in America?

Back to the discussion at hand...........since the agents actually have no bodies, the leap from person to person who is still plugged into the Matrix we can assume the following:

1. Yes.......Agents do go to the bathroom as the people they are inhabiting are real people who are plugged into the Matrix.......since those real people go to the bathroom the agents would have to do the same as those agents are now the mind connected to the human body back in the pod................

2. Agents could very well be caught off guard by a bad case of diarhea.........say a person has spent the last hour eating at taco bell.....they are cramping in the stomach something fierce........an agent "leaps" into them.........the agent wouldn't know about the taco bell binge before hand and is now suddenly crippled with explosive diarhea out of nowhere.

there is a spoof of the matrix called...um..farts in the matrix, i think (pretty original)...its just got stuff like, you know in m1 in the dojo its got morpheus leaning over. then he says, you think thats air your breathing now. they do things like at farting sound effects. aits actually quite funny.

you guys... this discussion is gross and irrelevant
:P
bleh
you sound like my little cousins

alter got angry again...

ahhh

This post is just as relevent as all the crap you bums have been posting up.

Girls of the matrix
Matrix within a matrix
The Twins are so cool
I have a spoiler about revolutions

all crap just like this thread. This thread was a joke but you bums were to blind to see the irony. Ha ha

yes heeheehee so what is the spoiler (if it actuall exists) i am too sleepy to tell whether you mean it or not...

Ergo, concoordantly..........

lol u know u guys crack me up sometimes lol ur so sick its funny lol

i dunno.... if the pple are plugged in and their taking a dump their not really taking a dump its just a simulation like eating in the matrix..its not real food its just code so if machines control the matrix once the agents r inside the human the agent knows its not real and wont have to take a crap....

oh good point

lol i cant beleive we r actually talking abt this lol

Now that I think of it, I would have liked to see a scene in the first matrix after Neo was freed. Neo would be crapping in the bathroom and he would say "Man why does my ass hurt when I take a crap?" Then Morpheus would say "Because you've never used it before."

I bet if you lived you life in a pod and never really took a crap, your b-hole would be only as big as a raisin. A California raisin.

L O FUKKIN L that deserves a perfect....... JESUS!!

ohh crappybob ur so funny!! LL