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One day a

rabbit fell through the roof

. The rabbit was called fiver.

It was white and chewing on a

peice of gum

Then it's mouth got stuck together.

So it went to the dentist

but got scared at the last minute

and ran back home to retrieve a

friend to...

do the monkey dance!

they danced and danced untill his jaw becme unstuck

Then his ass crack was stuck....

"too much gum" his friend says

DAmn gum now me crax stuck!

his friend the fox ( named sox ) said use this rock to make his asscrack unstuck

repressed anger from years of marriage drives the bunny to kill his friend

DIE SOX YOU FOCKING FOX! ::HE STONES THE FOX TO DEATH::

Bunny chews more gum

And stix it on the fox's carcass

which then becomes stuck to bunny

In vain attempt to get fox carcas off him self he pours super strenght acid on to fox

"SOX IS MELTING!" Said the focked up fox.

depressed from killing his friend, fiver hopped to a ferry. the ferry took him to

katmandu where he bought some...

Gum!

He gave the gum to

a monkey named Pete who

traded it with an unknown lion for a banana

who ate the banana and climbed onto a

voltswagon adn drove it off a cliff where he ran into a colony of miniature sea leprecauns

...who granted him one wish, his wish was...

to wish to wishes and they said

that he lived on a kingdom of bananas, this was granted and he called his kingdom

bannana wold

Banana Land, where everyone eats banana's like he does.

bannana wold

that will grow no mold except in

In this Kingdom he lived a happy life with his new wife...

and her 8 tempting sisters

untill the banana republic invaded and defeated his banana land in "the war of the banana"

they were called the "bannana spliters" ffrom planet ice cream

who always had bananas sticking out of their

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grocery sacks

Those grocery sacks also contained...

kool wip

Jello Pudding

jelo pudding

and aunt jemima pancake syrup

With this list of food, he plans to bake a...

bannana pie

He truly is obsessed with banana's.

picks up a Darwin book and reads about obsessions with bananas

ok i get it

The book mentions that the love of banana's stems from the subject's love for his/her...

patch of hair that is sometimes

Unruly and tangled.

Reading this he shaves his head to solve the problem of the banana obsession

Yet for some reason it doesn't work.

so he plans to assasinate the president

nop

He decieves a diablolicle plan, involving acid, banana pudding and the president's dog.

hay you said the b****** word

You mean banana?

Oh well.

Back to the story now.

His plan was so evil that to mention it outloud would curse the family of the one who talked.

about the b******

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whose name we will now change to "ananab" for the purpose of

Disguise.