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Chevy,Ford,Dodge,Caddy, or any other make of vehicle ya know (i know tons but have no time to name em all). we all know chevy is the best cuz:

ford stands Found On Road Dead or Fix Or Repair Daily
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F***ing Owner Really Dumb


CHEVY RULES!!!!!!

Forgot =F*** old rebuilt Dodge... Have a chevy myself, but I kinda like all cars. They all have there ups and downs.

there's about as many ford jokes as there are makes of cars, i put my favs, and plus tons i know swear more than once in em

i live in a city so i drive a honda. it cheap insurance good on gas and never breaks down. i owned a ford and a chevy but i got tired of replacing stuff like the water pump and thermostat and all the damn hoses that are in unnecessary places so the are unnecessary long. basically ford and chevy are crap! i expect to get 300,000 out of my car.

don't be bad mouthing chevy like that. that's the only pick-up we use in these parts. (pick-ups here are the same as trucks everywhere else)

my pops is a landscaper and drives trucks... unfortunatly only ford and chevy make heavy duty trucks. his truck is held together with fishing string...

it's not a truck it's a pick-up!! trucks haul grain and gravel and shit like that!! you drive pick-ups with your family,you buy them at car dealerships. and yes FORDS are held together by fishing string

pick ups with the family? what do you do pile them in the back?

extended cabs seat five and four doors seat six!!!!

I own an 87 Ford Pony, but my work car is a Chevy Tracker 2003. Needless to say, I never drive the Pony.

actually, ford means F***ED OVER REBUILT DODGE. i drive a 1990 chevy silverado with over 300,000 miles so far. it still runs like a charm.

i will give ford and chevy this... if you need to go under the hood it fairly easy and inexpensive... if my honda breaksdown i don't even have the tools to fix it.

hey tired hiker, do you mean you work all the time or, like most fords, your pony don't run? and rogue jedi, as long as ya keep that good 'ol chevy, she'll work wonders.
CHEVYS ARE BABE MAGNETS trust me, i dumped my last boyfriend cuz every time we went somewhere he drove us in his F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge. my new boyfriend drives nothing but Chevy!!!

Hey ^ you

Does this look like a ford stands Found On Road Dead or Fix Or Repair Daily and F***ing Owner Really Dumb.

If you pulled up next to my car I would smoke you in any car you had.
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obvisously you don't farm for a living. plus, it still ain't movin'. (but i'm guessing you got a trunk full of speeding tickets by now)

oh, didn't see the part about smokin' me. see, i can't drive yet, but i have already bought and started customizing my own 1998 four door chevy and this 13 year old will hand that blue oval back ta ya after ya catch up to me 2 hours later!!! P.S.- i live in north dakota, my liscence is only half a year away.

Fords are nothing but crap!!!

I had a ford probe, and the gosh darn thing fell apart around me. When I finally traded it in. The power seat belts didnt work. The fan died, so it keep over heating. Plus heres the kicker!! The power windows failed and would not go back up. So I had to open both panels and use an umbrella and a wrench to keep them both up (Thank god It was the winter time).

I know the dealership mech was cursing me out when he had a good look under the hood & in the doors!!!

damn straight!!

I don't favor any of those, I favor Acuras' like the one below.~

^^Huh???
I have a truck and have always loved Chevy Trucks
A truck is a truck...

them car pics are ugly. i don't think i'd be caught dead in a clown car like that... but thats just me. what do i know?

Don't own it but I sure wish I did!

Heres the a$$

driving is overrated... i want a flying car...

lol I want that AUDI TT or an Austin Martin! Better yet a Mercedes

I'm just happy mine's paid off.

Nice a** Kes

lol It def is!

From what i've heard they (FAA) are testing them right now. So we may have them by 2013. But don't hold your breath.

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http://www.moller.com/skycar/m400/

nah, somehow i dont think thatll happen. they would be way to hard to controll, thus getting your license would be a b*tch.

Celsius the ffa is in the process of reconstructing their system for it. As far as control I heard it going to be set up by remote, inorder to work with the GPS system. So you wont have to fly it.

*The more I reread my post, that far fetched this whole idea sounds.*

Maybe your right Celsius....

Man I hate flying. But I would love to fly

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i'd buy a flying car! with it i could make my own rules of the road... er, sky as the case may be.

I would love to fly without the assistence of a machine lol Like Storm

Oh. Hey me too.

My family has owned 3 ford taures and 1 ford escape and not one thing went wrong with any of them so dont tell me ford sucks.

By the way dont by a Ford Probe everyone knows there a piece of crap cause the gears are made of plastic. Jeez! i could kick the door and it would probably fall off.






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until they build a car that lasts forever and never needs fuel ALL CARS SUCK! we have been forced to need a car in order to get to work yet we work for our car. we have become slaves to our "things". and if you believe a car makes a man (or woman) you are the type of sheep that the corporation loves (and loves to exploit). they try to make it look cool to own a cool car or a certain brand car... they are heaps of metal that tote you to and fro... nothing more. but what do i know i'm just some jackoff sitting in a cube so i can pay for my "things".

*Using Jedi mind control*

You are not a slave to a corporation. You are not a j*****f.

jedi mind tricks only work on the weak... kind of like advertisements.

I am not a slave to corporation. I am not a j*****f.

European cars are the best.

One fact that makes me giggle is that when old models are taken out of production in the west, all the designs and tooling are sold to the poorer countries of the world.

If you go to some parts of Eastern Europe and Asia, you'll see brand spanking new Austin Maestro's driving round!

Hey worth a try.

I don't need a car. I just prefer to drive then to stuck myself in a bus like a freaking sardine with tons of smelly,discusting ppl.
I very rarelly drive the car!

You don't really have a choice in the Southeast. The public transportation is very limited here.

My city has a vast bus and rail system, problem is mainly poor smelly disguting people use it, so I stay away.

i started this thread and we are going to call them pick-ups!!!! a truck hauls stuff on a farm or construction site or evan frieght for the grocery stores. pick-ups are what we are talking about!!!

Why would you want to haul stuff around? If you want a big car then a Jeep is the way to go I particulary (sp) like the BMW and the Mercedes City jeeps I know but I'm not planing on taking something so expensive to the woods. I dont even like tha woods

pick ups are what you do in a bar. trucks you drive and they have an open storage compartment in the back... waste of space for the average commuter. but to look like a proper redneck you need a truck with an open compartment in the back and if you a high class redneck you have big tires and a racing sticker of you fav driver and a calvin pissing on some other car brand.

lol

Redneck are funny.....

Good one happy.

You called it Happy, bet you see that a lot down there, especally in the SouthEast

The Southeast is truck country. And Redneck country. I never heard so many racist comments in my life. And just out of the blue. You can't imagine the kinds of things I heard during the O.J. Simpson trial, especially having the name Nicole. And most of them I heard at work so I couldn't say what I really felt about some of those comments without getting fired.

up north is pick-up country cuz we have grain farms and haul grain in grain trucks.

wow, what would happen if you needed to haul a couple tons of dirt, are there dirt trucks?

construction trucks, yes.

sometimes they call them bucket truck
if you haul refrigerated stuff it's a reefer unit
there's also flatbeds, vans, containers, and covered wagons
and you either drive conventional or cab-overs

ford is amazing and ford means f**king outrageous, rams dodge and also stands forford as in the last name as henry ford and also fords stand for Far Out Rad and Dodge(also chevy) Sucks

*sees thread title*
*panicks*
*mumbles: It's a sign*
*runs away*

theres one ford that will kill any of the above mentioned cars...the mustang fastback!

i personally like the 68 shelby... not sure about the year but it was eleanor in gone in 60 seconds... the nick cage version...

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I love my Nova....Chevy kicks ass all the way!!

silver, sweet nova!

my dad is rebuilding his 'cuda and my brother owned a road runner. i love those muscle cars!

want to talk of crazy car owners. in my driveways there are...
3 fords (explorer and 2 taurases)
2 chevy (caviler and vette)
2 dodge (pick up and van)
in the garage is the cuda

(in case you all are wondering... we live in a huge house. grandparents, my parents, my 2 sibs, me and my daughter)