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This thread is for anyone itchin' to submit posts in Yoda Speak.

"Fun, this off-topic forum is. Much trouble in, we could get."

Complicated this thread it could be. Much enjoyment to be gained there is, in the confusing of all who view it

Late up I am tired I be. Pretty to bed soon I will go.

To bed pretty going are you? Think no do I! (Jk)

many memories, this thread rises in me. A similar one, some time ago we had.

in a week, see you I will

Granny's, to go I will

To Granny's you are going?

Have fun you will.

Hmm? Fun at grannies to be had there is i think!

too complex of a grammar, you have there

sorry I am! Better I will do in future

no. Grammar, to the dark side, it leads

Correct the grammer of Yoda is, but strange is the syntax do i think

no...strange, yoda's height, is...and color

Correct Yodas grammar is, but speak in a strange way, he does.


*i like this*

Speaks correctly he does.

correct you are.

Found have I, that to talk like this all the time, I now do

quit smoking, i must. rebuild my lungs, i need to under take....

An undertaker you will now need!

up very late, i am..... a life, i must get.

the magasine, you mean?

mmm, clever this thread, may be

Of Gollum, I am jealous of. More real than me, he looks! -yoda

Looks good Yoda does in Attack of the Clones, In Phantom Menace not.

Digitally remastered in Phantom Menace, hes not. In Atack of the Clones, he is.

speak correctly, you, do not.

Speak correctly this badass is..^_^

the man, i am..... loves me, does my wife..

Wife loves he, hair on fire mine is

need a fire hose, you do....stop sticking your head in the fireplace, you must...

Argh!!!!
My head this thread it is doing doing in!

Hurts Baylin's head does, explode it will if not careful

carefull, you must be.

head explode will cause after while speaking yoda speech

made sense, that did not.

on LSD you must be. or hir on the head hard you were.

just say no, you must. bad, drugs are......

To fix problems with reality drugs must one take, head from imploding will it stop!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/hoover.gif

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm (hard it is, to spell yoda's laugh)

get dizzy reading this forum i do... talk with good grammer i dont

Good grammar Jedi Master talks with, yes?

getting quite long, this thread is.

correct, mist is.....out of hand, it has become......a cheeseburger, i crave......

a cheeseburger you will have, i foresee.

within the cheeseburger, the darkside, i sense.

hard to see the darkside is. though a sith, the cheese burger may be, muthch promice i see in it.

the shroud of darkness has fallen.....begun, this cheeseburger , has

mmmmmhhhhhmmmm....very tasty, it was......correct you were, celsius....

I will not let this cheeseburger be split in two

( i know...not yoda talk)

powerful you have become.....my old cheeseburger

"no!!! chew not!!! eat, or eat not"

i have become more powerful than any cheeseburger....even big macs...
(yes, its not yoda)

growling, my stomach is, cheeseburgers, wanting i am

listening to music i am,i sense much good in it

old it is , this talk of cheeseburgers...... necessary, a new topic is......

agree i do, try whoppers, we must.

sux, burger king does.......a whataburger man , am i....

is good whataburger, too, economical

Mad this thread has become. No good in the discussing of burgers do I sense!

agree with baylin on this matter, i must, useless conversation, this is.

responsible for this, i am......madness, this thing about cheeseburgers has become.....

tired, I am. Out of control, my obsession for the forums has become

alone, you are not... too much time here, i spend... very angry, my wife is.....

lucky, you are to have a wife, sadness i feel to have no boyfriend

problems I have... with computers I do

easy, it is, a computer for me to work and use

4 am here, it is....irresponsible, i am.....

Alone you are not, lindsay....alone i am too.

Some good points being single has. Look for them you must if to feel lonely you do not want.

sucks it does....being single. no one to keep you warm, no one to kiss and hug. depressed, i have become.

Greener the grass always on the otherside it is not! In your shoes I have been. Married I am now, love my wife i do but being single I sometimes miss.

understand you, i do, but like to have a taste of a relationship, i would.

being watched i am,punch that person i shall

who by?

kidding i was, to seriose you are,i sense no humour in you

depressed am i, no time for humor, this is.

all night i stayed up,great i feel

Bet I

Inflatable women Celsius needs do I sense (Or a puncture repair kit (jk))

To see you again is good Master Obie!

scared of Baylin i am,wrap me in tape he might

The need to be scared you do not have. Run out of tape have I....

to home depot, you must go....a sale on tape, they have.....

do not have interest in me... these inflatable women . rather have the real thing i would.

a woman, you need......inflatable women? indeed...

a rea; woman i need....not one that is inflatable.

correct, you are.... my mind, i have lost....how embarassing, how embarassing.....

tell him that you should not,you to he might get

correct you are, obietrice.....a brain fart, i had.....

August 10th, quit smoking I will.

luck is good for you i hope...

Behind you we all are, stop this smoking you will

My birthday that is....fail you must not....my present from you, it will be.

"money, that is"

The old jedi mind trick you should use if money you are to recieve. Resist you he will not.

'tastes like boogers, my swamp does!'

stop drinking from your swamp you should. The shop you must go to for beer

mmmmm much boogers i sense in you.

Yoda speak, unfamiliar with am I, star wars films have i never watched.
to be telling me, passable am i?

very good, you are

a whataburger, i crave.....to whataburger, i must go......later, i will see you.....

bored i am!

Entertainement i need.

wahtaburger, I miss...good sweet tea they have

Used a recent photo of yourself, for your avatar, celsius you have!!

drinking coke, i am.....very tasty, it is.....

How did you get this info???? Top seceret it is.

mmmmmm FOOOOOD!

Hmm hmm. Good food, good food. Come, and feed you I will.

Used the force I did. See you I can!

Not these threads again...

Yoda does talk normal sometimes ya know.

Yeah, when he's being Frank Oz!

I've heard he does that imitation very good...

Tired you are, Hiker.

Sleep i must get.

sleep, you will get.....to bed, i see you going.....

sleep, also i need.
leave now, i must
goodbye

light your farts, you musn't....the dark side, this will lead to.....

I'm seriously dying laughing right now. Okay, *regains composure*
. . . . . puh Ha huh ha ha. . . . huh . . ah hem.



"Fart may reverse, explode bowels you will. Splatter in swamp, poo you will. Yes, to young is he to begin lighting his farts."

coming soon, the 10th of august is......no more cigarettes.....stick to our pact, we must.....

A long time ago in this thread, far, far away . . . so long ago.



"You will be . . . you will be, quitting smoking, you will be. Quit will tired hiker, yes he, too. Hmm hmm hmm."

"Badkitty, around has she been?"

not my favorite animals, are cats.....a dog person, i am......WOOF! >_

chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, i am eating.....very tasty, it is....

Mmmm very good cookie dough ice cream is! Only to the dark side will it lead...

If a jedi you wish to be......eat plain icecream you must. forbidden is the fruit of temptation.

tired, i am, able to sleep, i am not

A question, Mint Choc Chip ice cream, to the dark side will it lead?

yes....the dark side i sense in your mint choc chip ice cream.....

okay just pulled this out of the otf archives I did.seen it before I did not.

Hmm...old this thread may be, but with it fun we can still have.

Do or do not post. There is no try.

Much posting I sense in you.

Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future posts

I must untype what I have typed

When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not bkk

Very funny, this thread is. Very amused, I am.

old this thread is. noticed i did not!

spend more time, you should, in the forums, if administrate you want.

confused, i am.

spend too much time i do. enough is it not?

enough it is not spend more you should

if want to know if thread is old, spend even more time you should.
Do or do not, there is no too much...

bump this thread, i shall. Interesting, it is.

A penguin I am now, but a wolf I once was, yes?

A penguin, are you? Drink beer, do you still?

:

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The beer is my ally, makes me drunk it does. Drink I shall!

My drinking pal, are you still?

Your drinking pal I am!

Happy, I am, to know that be alone I will not when drunk am I.

Drunk you sound already in the manner that you are speaking!

Light fires you must if to spontaneously combust you are!