SW cheeseburger sayings

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Mist
ok....despite Celsius's pleas with me, im starting this thread. It started in the Yoda speech thread but turned out to be a bit funny.

basically, write down a star wars quote but add cheeseburger instead of a word in the sentence.

Mist
this should provide a few minutes...maybe hours, of fun

Mist
Vader: 'you underestimate the power of the cheeseburger'

diegocala
I am your cheesburger Luke

Celsius
laughing out loud

Celsius
BECAUSE HES HOLDING A THERMAL CHEESBURGER!!!

Mist
he's using an old cheeseburger mind trick

Celsius
Use the cheezeburger luke

Celsius
Your lack of cheeseburgers disturbs me admiral

Mist
no money, no parts, no cheeseburgers. and noone else has a t 14 cheeseburger generator, i promise you that.

ObieTrice 26
i sense much cheesesburgers in you

Celsius
He was well trained in the jedi cheeseburger.

Mist
it just so happens i have a chance cube. blue, the boy. red, his cheeseburger.

Celsius
nice one Obie. Llaughing out loudL

Now lets see if this cheeseburger is worth the price we payed. (han solo)

diegocala
These are not the cheeseburgers you are looking for

ObieTrice 26
i am a cheeseburger and my name is Anakin Skywalker!

Mist
that's no moon, its a cheeseburger.

Mist
i see you have constructed a new cheeseburger. your path to the dark side is almost complete.

Stovenutts
BEgun, the cheeseburger war has

Celsius
i will become a cheeseburger, like my father before me. (Luke)

Its against my programing to impersonate (sp) a cheeseburger. (C3P0)

It was possible that he was concieved by the cheeseburgers. (Qui Gon)

ChinaNiki
Help me Obie Wan. You're my only cheeseburger --Leia

LilMimister006
hmmmm...cheeseburger stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
the cheeseburger motivator has been damaged!!
ps:i am responsible for this cheeseburger madness.

Rogue Jedi
will someone get this walking cheeseburger out of my way?

Rogue Jedi
there has been a great disturbance in the cheeseburger.....

Rogue Jedi
dont focus your anxities on the cheeseburger, obi wan.

Rogue Jedi
im han solo, captain of the millenium cheeseburger.

Rogue Jedi
stop that cheeseburger, blast them!!!!!

ChinaNiki
a long time ago in a cheeseburger far, far away

Celsius
Yousa bring the Gungans and Naboo together, weesa make you.....BOMBARD CHEESEBUGER. (Boss Nas Ep1)

I hit the ship, but they used a cheeseburger. (Zam Wessel Ep2)

We will not be cheeseburgers to be barted with, Dooku. (Mace Windu Ep2)

Uncle Owen! These Cheeseburger has a bad motivator. (Luke Skywalker Ep4)

And i thought theese cheeseburhers smelled bad on the outside!! (Han Solo Ep5)

We have to pull back, uor cheeseburgers cant repel firepower of that magnitude!! (admiral Akbar Ep6)

Celsius
Perhaps we can make a thred like this for Lord of the rings and the matrix movies. What do you think guys?

ObieTrice 26
im building a cheeseburger!-Anakin Skywalker ep.1

ObieTrice 26
thats a hood idea celsius! heres a sample:
1 cheeseburger to rule them all,1 cheesburger to find them 1 cheeseburger to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Celsius
Original.. i like smile. ill start one off then.

Baylin
Bar tender in Mos Eisley - Hey you, your cheeseburger arn't welcome here!

Celsius
Obi Wan- Master, whats a bongo?
Qui Gon- A kind of cheeseburger, i hope. (Ep1)

happy kine
it just like shooting cheeseburgers back home...

Celsius
I will train you anakin....you will be a cheeseburger. (Obi Wan Ep1)

Baylin
Vader - I see you've constructed a new cheeseburger. Your skill are now complete.

Celsius
Mist did that one, but his was WRONG!!!! so yours is regestered as the correct one.

Baylin
Arrrgh! There too many cheesey cheeseburger quotes me eds gonna go cheesburger......

Celsius
erm Baylin? have you been eating cheeseburgers?

Baylin
*recites mantra "cheeseburger"*

Rogue Jedi
a disruption of communications can mean only one thing....cheeseburgers.

happy kine
do or do not, there is no cheeseburger (yoda ESB)

shadow_angel
"one cheesburger to rule them all.."

happy kine
you will tell me the location of the cheeseburgers. (darth to leia ANH)

Baylin
Emperor Palpatine Throne room of DS2 "Fire at cheeseburger commander"
Admiral Ackbar "We cant repel cheeseburgers of that magnitude"

Mist
i have come for the bounty on this cheeseburger

Mist
anakin: you call this a diplomatic solution?
padme: no, i call it a cheeseburger

diegocala
I haven't gone by the name of Cheeseburger since before you were born

Mist
Luke: Jabba, this is your last cheeseburger. Free us, or die.

Rogue Jedi
when we heard about the cheeseburger we feared the worst.

Celsius
The second one has already been posted (by me) Baylin stick out tongue.

Corran
Leia: I love Cheeseburgers.

Rogue Jedi
cheeseburger 4 do you see cheeseburger 5?

J_To_The_P
Yoda:"End? Oh no no, begun the cheeseburger war only has."

Kinda weak I tried..I'll leave. embarrasment

happy kine
jabba : wonk aruk wkkkk rahhhh cheeseburger orwkd solo hahahahaha

Baylin
Lando- Han'll get those cheeseburgers down!

Baylin
Anakin aboard the droid control ship - "Now this is what I call cheeseburgers!"

Rogue Jedi
id say about 50 cheeseburgers...some on the surface, some on the tower.

Stovenutts
cheesburger

Rogue Jedi
is it a hit? negative...it just impacted on the cheeseburger.

Baylin
Obi Wan - Its as if thousands of cheeseburgers suddenly cried out in pain....

Corran
The force is strong in you Skywalker, but you are not a Cheeseburger yet.

Celsius
No master, you're the closest thing i have to a cheeseburger. (anakin Ep 2)

Baylin
Qui Gon - The boy will be a cheeseburger!

Mist
Jabba, this is your last cheeseburger. Free us or die.

(sorry if i posted this a few pages back, i cant remember)

Baylin
Han - Chewie take a look around, make sure there's no cheeseburgers chewing on the power couplings

Rogue Jedi
go strap yourselves in, im gonna make the jump to the cheeseburger!!!!!

DemonicGambit
LOL these are funny!!

Rogue Jedi
ANCIENT WEAPONS AND SILLY SUPERSTITIONS ARE NO MATCH FOR A GOOD CHEESEBURGER AT YOUR SIDE.

Celsius
"Around the cheeseburgers a perimiter create." (Yoda Ep2)
Have i posted this one b4? erm

Baylin
dunno dont care still funny!

Watto - I'm Troydarian minda tricks donna work on me, only cheeseburgers

Rogue Jedi
that little cheeseburger did it!!!!!

Celsius
"I will not let this cheeseburger be split in two!!! The negotiations will not fail." (Supreme Chounsillor Palpatine Ep2)

"She must of hidden the cheeseburgers there" (Vader Ep4)

Baylin
Shouldn't that be "Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good cheeseburger at your side"?

Baylin
Luke - It had to be sand people, look there's gaffi sticks and cheeseburger tracks all over the place.

Celsius
stick out tongue


"Perhaps I killed a cheeseburger and took it from him" (Qui Gon)

"Impossible, no one can kill a Cheeseburger" (Anakin)

"I wish that was so" (Qui Gon)

Mist
obi wan (ep4): only cargo is myself, the boy, 2 cheeseburgers and no questions

Rogue Jedi
darth cheeseburger....only you could be so bold.....(leia)

Rogue Jedi
cheeseburgers will keep the locals in line....(tarkin)

Baylin
Gungun guard - Ohh Jar Jar, yousa shouldna be comin here, yousa goin ta da big cheeseburger now!

Rogue Jedi
put captain solo in the cheseburger hold.....

Celsius
This is my apprentice, Darth Maul.....He will find your lost cheeseburger.

(Darth Sidious Ep 1)

Rogue Jedi
where did you dig up that old cheeseburger?

Baylin
Leia to Ewoks - But these are my cheeseburgers

ragesRemorse
" around the cheesburgers, a perimator create "

Rogue Jedi
uncle owen, this droid has a bad cheeseburger.....

Alias Neo
anakin: Not just the men, but the women and children. i slaughtered them all, like cheeseburges

Battle droid: Cheeseburger
Another Battle Droid: Roger, roger

Some guy on the death star: Their cheeseburgers are so small their evading our turbo lasers

Obi wan: If you strike me down, i'll become more cheeseburger then you can possibly imagine.

Sideous: Cheesebuger them out, all of them!

Battle Droid: there have been some rumors, we are going to check out this under water cheeseburgers

Luke: You killed my Cheeseburger
Vader: I am your cheeseburger

C3PO: C3PO your humble cheeseburger

Many characters from different movies: I have a bad cheesebuger about this...

Yoda: Lost a cheesebuger obi wan has, how embarressing, how embarressing.

Yoda: anger leads to hate, hate leads to fear, fear leads to cheese burger

Zam: it was just a job
anakin: who hired you, please tell us. WHO HIRED YOU!
Zam; it was a cheeseburger who went by the name of...

ragesRemorse
"I have masterd the cheeseburgers in ways you could only dream"

Rogue Jedi
i used to bullseye cheeseburgers in my t 16 back home and theyre not much bigger than 2 meters.

Godshinto
I once took a whole package of beef flavored it and mixed in shreded cheese it had to be a five pound package of beef and I formed it into a large pattie and threw it on a very large very hot BBQ grill like the ones people have in a outdoor kitchen cooked it on medium heat for about 5 to 10 min and sliced it up they made some excellent burgers I was going to make a huge burger but it was already falling apart when I put it on there.

Alias Neo
Nute Gunray: This isn't how its surpossed to be, cheeseburger finish them off.
Jango: What did you just call me!
Nute Gunray:cheeseburger
Jango: ( Takes out gun and shoots Nute Gunray)
Dooku: Cheeseburger, there's no need to get angery.
Jango: Don't call me cheeseburger!( shoots dooku).
Boba: Way to go dad, you showed them not to call you cheeseburger.
Jango: Don't say that word!( shoots boba)
(All the jedi and droids suddenly looked up and started shouting cheeseburger. Jango gets cheeseburger rage and starts to kill all the droids and jedi)

Godshinto
Yoda: "Fight you to the death I will"

Anikan: "No, that's my Cheeseburger"

Dooku: "Wrong agian this burger belongs to the Dark Side"

Horific Battle insues kick ass fighting scene Yoda is victorious

Yoda: "Mine it was, I told those Bitches"

ragesRemorse
"your cheeseburger is your life anakin"

Baylin
Ah master Cheeseburger, we have been awaiting your return

ragesRemorse
"he was subdued by the darkside of the cheeseburger"

Godshinto
Darth Vader: "Join with me on the darkside"

Luke: "Never"

Darth Vader: "You can have all of the free chesseburgers you want"

Luke: "really, if you put it that way sure."

ragesRemorse
"they think i am a cheeseburger" C3po

Rogue Jedi
get the crews to their cheeseburgers.....

ragesRemorse
"ounce in a great while a cheeseburger as strong as you comes along to set balance to the force"

Rogue Jedi
the cheeseburger will be in range in 3 minutes.

JKozzy
HERE IT IS!! Buuuummpp wink

lil bitchiness
I perfer the Marix one...still good!!

Braveheart: ''They can take our lives, but they can neer take OUR CHEESESBURGERS''

Darth Revan
Han: i hope cheeseburger wasn't on that thing when it blew.
Leia: He wasn't. I can feel it.
Han: you really love him, don't you
Leia: Yeah.
Han: okay, when he gets back, i'll stay out of your way.
Leia: No, it's not like that. He's my brother.
Han: The cheeseburger is your BROTHER?!!!! YOU FREAK!!!!

Darth Revan
The cheeseburger is my ally, and a powerful ally it is.

(from kotor)
HK-47: Yes cheesebu..I mean master..

Obi-Wan: Luke...use the cheeseburger..
Luke: use the cheeseburger?! What the hell are you talking about?

Tired Hiker
Uncle Owen?!!! Aunt Cheeseburger?!!!

Mist
this thread shall prevail!!!!
WOOO

Tired Hiker
Um, cheeseburger, uh cheeseburger umm . . . *blast* Boring conversation anyway.

Mist
the cheeseburger is collapsing!
this is no cheeseburger.

Mist
these blasts are too acurate for a cheeseburger

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