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LindsIsTightK
This is where all of the forum fanatics may go to celebrate!!!

Woo Hoo I am one now!!!!

*Orders another drink and waits for JP and Stovenutts to join her*

J_To_The_P
-Runs inside and dives on couch and drinks shots- WOOOOOOOO!

Stovenutts
yay

LindsIsTightK
*jumps on couch with JP and begins singing "One Way or Another" by Blondie*

LindsIsTightK
*offers Stove a drink* C'mon join the fun

J_To_The_P
-Drinks more with Lindsay- Yeahhhhhhhh

Stovenutts
thanks, but i dont drink...

J_To_The_P
Drink Stove Drink! STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE!

Stovenutts
naa...

LindsIsTightK
*gives Stove a strange look and wonders why he would come to a bar* Oh well, more for us then

shadow_angel
*offers drinks to all*

J_To_The_P
Yeah! -drinks more with Lindsay- big grin

Stovenutts
i come to the tavern for the ladies

Stovenutts
ahahha

Stovenutts
im going to see three doors down in concert tonight

shadow_angel
Ohh,i like embig grin

LilMimister006
o and im not invited? sad

Stovenutts
its goin be tight

LindsIsTightK
Wooo Hooo drink drink drink, and lets see who gets alcohol poisoning first wink

J_To_The_P
No be here to check out Lindsay Stove! Enjoy your concert! big grin

Stovenutts
*dies from alchohol poison*

LindsIsTightK
*vision begins to become blurred once returns from reprise bar and drinks more*

shadow_angel
*cries by stovenutts side*

J_To_The_P
shifty shifty -Hides Stove in dead body hatch behind bar- big grin laughing out loud

shadow_angel
*is a witness*

LindsIsTightK
*looks around and sees people crying, jumps up on bar and begins singing "Can you feel the love tonight" by elton john*

LindsIsTightK
*goes with Jp and begins helping him hide the body* I DONT WANT ANYONE CLOSING MY BAR DOWN!!!

J_To_The_P
Shhhhh, if we hide it well, they no find out!

LindsIsTightK
Maybre we should burn it, then we will just have the ashes for evidence

J_To_The_P
Lighter or Fire Arrow? big grin laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
Use the fire arrow, it will work faster evil face

ObieTrice 26
*steals body runs in2 car and drives away furiosly*

J_To_The_P
-Gets in car and crashes Obie's car into a huge hole and takes body and stabs Obie in the arm with arrow and burns body- big grin

ObieTrice 26
*sends Black Mages after JP*

LindsIsTightK
*Runs down the street screaming like an idiot* OMG OMG OMG!!! Obie are you ok!!! Jp burn the body fast! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

J_To_The_P
blink -Fires Fire Arrow into body and runs-

ObieTrice 26
no im not ok, that car was a rental...

J_To_The_P
stick out tongue -Takes arrow out of Obie and cleans-

ObieTrice 26
oh ya plus JP shot me

happy kine
dang... see what alcohol does... it incites violence. i'll have a beer

LilMimister006
blink

ObieTrice 26
MIMI! help!Jp shot me

J_To_The_P
It's a lie! -throws arrow in dead Stove and pushes ashes in swamp-

LindsIsTightK
*is now running around in circles screaming* AHHHHHHHHH EVERYTHING HAS GONE OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!

LilMimister006
*casts cure on obie*

BAD John!!

ObieTrice 26
*black mages cast fire spell on JP*

J_To_The_P
-Jumps in what he sees: Giant Beer- Ahhhh -drinks all-

LindsIsTightK
*walks into bar gets a drink and begins serving drinks again as if nothing has even happened*

J_To_The_P
-Jumps in bar and on couch and drinks more-

ObieTrice 26
*walks in2 bar with army of black mages*i would like 97453 beers pleasebig grin

J_To_The_P
-Hides behind Lindsay- look at them their like...gremlins! eek! laughing out loud

LilMimister006
*dresses up as a black mage*

ObieTrice 26
Hey JP dont be dissin my wizards!

J_To_The_P
Look at that 4 foot one! laughing out loud

LilMimister006
mad mad i'm 5' not 4'!! mad mad

J_To_The_P
4! laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
*glares at Obie* Jp start helpin me, I have A LOT of beers to serve

ObieTrice 26
tsk tsk tsk i have Mimi and if i dont get my beers soon itl be bad news for Mimi...REAL bad news devil

LilMimister006
*casts Ultima on John* 5'!

J_To_The_P
blink ow? Your spells don't work in the Forum Fanatic Tavern! big grin

LindsIsTightK
well I've only got 97,327 beers left

J_To_The_P
-Drinks half- big grin

ObieTrice 26
the clocks ticking...

Stovenutts
hey im back. what has happened

LilMimister006
*tick. tick. tick.*

LindsIsTightK
just 90,000 more to go WORK FASTER JP!!!!

J_To_The_P
-Drinks half- Ahhhh! Stomach Liver oh godddd! -drinks more-

LindsIsTightK
*Drinks a half gallon of Jack Daniels and falls over from alcohol poison* I give up

ObieTrice 26
3...2...1 to late*Black Mages all set Mimi on fire*thats wut u get for tryin 2 get a free beer from me Mimi!

J_To_The_P
-Drinks rest of Jack Daniels and finishes alcohol and trips and flips over couch unconcious- laughing out loud

Stovenutts
*shakes head* what hapned to me, i woke up in a swamp

LilMimister006
*casts blizzaga on everyone*

how niceeeeee wink

ObieTrice 26
give those beers! if u dont ill leave and u want get all that money,that crazy amount of money

J_To_The_P
-passed out from severe alcohol poisoning-

LindsIsTightK
*wakes up a few hours later* Whats going on in here???

J_To_The_P
-Wakes up confused- What the hell? I forgot where I am? confused

ObieTrice 26
horrible bar, i ask for some drinks and i never get them*Leads army outside in2 the streats 2 cous mischief*

Stovenutts
i hate this bar. i died here

LilMimister006
*kidnaps 453 mages from obies army*

LindsIsTightK
*Offers free drinks to everyone who comes into my bar* MY BAR IS NOT HORRIBLE!!! COME BACK!!!

shadow_angel
*walks in*

wicker_man
Do you have a license to serve on these premises. lol

J_To_The_P
-Kicks wicker man out and drinks alcohol- Lindsay's bar rulesssssss!!!!!

wicker_man
*Taps on window*
I will be back u cannot escape me. *Giving out a Megolomaniac laugh*

LindsIsTightK
JP thats no way to treat a customer. But who cares, let the drinking begin!

J_To_The_P
He questioned your drink....handing out ability though! -drinks more- laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
I am a great bartender! Now everyone, free drinks on me!

J_To_The_P
Back you pervs! She didn't mean that LITERALLY! -takes more drinks and drinks- laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
Lets do some shots! rarrr

J_To_The_P
eek! -Pours Vodka into shot glasses and chugs- laughing out loud big grin

LindsIsTightK
*Jumps up on bar and starts doing the Coyote Ugly dance* Anyone wanna join me?!?!?!?!

J_To_The_P
I wish I saw that movie, but I can copy you! -climbs up on bar and copies Dance- big grin laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
lol Aren't there any females out there who wanna get up here and dance?!?!?!?!?!

J_To_The_P
blink -so drunk has no idea that the dance he's doing may be for girls- laughing out loud

wicker_man
Before i leave i would just like to say im pleased with this bar and will come back soon.

Stovenutts
your not a forum fanatic.
*joins dance on bar*

sugar_sweet
*walks in* hey everyone im new round here hope to talk to you all!!

Stovenutts
*hey*

LilMimister006
WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeee *dances* WHOA watch out for stools! wacko

LindsIsTightK
WOOOOOOOOOO *sings along to Cowboy by KidRock and dumps a pitcher of beer all over Mimi* BECAUSE I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY!!!!

LindsIsTightK
Dizzy! I'm so Dizzy!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/drunk.gif

J_To_The_P
-Trips over stool- eek! laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
*Looks at Jp and laughs hysterically* laughing out loud

J_To_The_P
-Gets up and pokes Lindsay and then drinks more-

LindsIsTightK
*gives JP a suspicious look* Are you hitting on me????http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/glare.gif

J_To_The_P
-Looks at finger then Lindsay- I dunno? confused

ObieTrice 26
hello bar

LindsIsTightK
*gives JP a seducing smile* Sorry but right now I belong to Obie angel

J_To_The_P
-shields eye and runs-

LindsIsTightK
*sits alone and drinks a cosmopolitan*

ObieTrice 26
*sits by Lindsay*

LindsIsTightK
*smiles and offers Obie a drink*

ObieTrice 26
*takes drink*

LindsIsTightK
*asks Obie if he wants to do a shot and gives him a seducing eye*

ObieTrice 26
*accepts*

LindsIsTightK
*takes a shot with Obie and then jumps up on the bar and starts dancing, taking Obie with her*

J_To_The_P
-Rocks self on couch in Tavern- Kinky=scary! laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
*walks into bar with JP* Alright whos up for a beer chugging contest???

J_To_The_P
-Springs up- ME!

LindsIsTightK
Woo Hoo *Jumps over bar and grabs two jugs of beer* CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!

J_To_The_P
-Chugs a jug of beer- WOOOOOOO laughing out loud

shadow_angel
Screw you lindsey!stick out tongue Sooo mean *walks into underwater tavern alone!*

J_To_The_P
ninja -Sneaks out of the Tavern and back into the underwater tavern during beer chugging-

LindsIsTightK
Well why doesn't anybody like to be in my bar???? I practically give the drinks away for free...............

ObieTrice 26
u still havent givin me my drinks!

LindsIsTightK
I can only serve so many at one time!!!! *Lindsay rushes out and hires 800 people to come in and begin serving drinks*

Alright only 70,000 more to go............

DemonicGambit
I think its cause there's more then drinking going on for JP....at least there was. evil face

J_To_The_P
...Lindsay...-grabs pitcher of beer and chugs, and points pitcher at Gambit's head-...please?

LindsIsTightK
Well there must be something he isn't telling me then miffed

J_To_The_P
Oh well, I HAD a girl I was working with...then this D**k took her, so pitcher+his head= please?

LindsIsTightK
JP there is another woman in your life????? I'm shocked!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/msn-oh.gif

DemonicGambit
Ya jus' jealous that the better man won, mon ami! *ducks under table to avoid pitcher, sure to be thrown*

J_To_The_P
Correction Lindsay, COULD of been -flips over table and smashes pitcher over Gambit's head- NOW I feel better.

DemonicGambit
Non, she's mine now, so don't worry JP's all free

LindsIsTightK
So JP who was the other woman?????
*Lindsay stands with her hand on her waist and taps her foot. Ready and waiting with a drink in her hand*

DemonicGambit
Her name's Silver Tear, an' mon ami, she *is* a catch!!!

LindsIsTightK
Well JP, Gambit has filled me in, you care to confirm??????

J_To_The_P
-drinks more-

LindsIsTightK
hmmmm yeah I didn't think so.................

DemonicGambit
lol, ya really stepped in it this time

J_To_The_P
F**k him, f**k that guy. -sits at the bar-

LindsIsTightK
*My goodness Jp, you are such a player. Is Gambit really the only person who can give me some honesty around here?????

J_To_The_P
eek! eek! eek! Player!? Oh..oh I am out of here..I can't believe this...me a f**kin player...that's...ARGH! -leaves Tavern-

DemonicGambit
Sure, um, lets see. Oh they were playing 'doctor'

J_To_The_P
Then I had to f**kin restart and this peeping bastard stole her!

LindsIsTightK
DOCTOR?!?!?!?!?!?! *gasps*

DemonicGambit
See mademoiselle he admitts to it

LindsIsTightK
I cant believe he would do this to me. First Obie and Now JP

DemonicGambit
Don't worry you'll find someone honest

J_To_The_P
You got me arrested last night...oh my god!

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