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post things like this:

seraph:but first i must apolagise
neo:for what?
seraph:for this,(FARTS LOUDLY)

agent... you??..
smith 1-- yes me!.. me me me...
smith 2.. mee too

in m1

morpheus:if ya take red pill.....
if ya take the blue pill.....
neo:and the yellow pill?
morpheus:thats a jellybean for you being a good boy

Neo: Oh my god - you're Trinity - the Trinity?
Trinity: You seem surprised.
Neo: Well, it's just... Jesus, I always thought you were a guy.
Trinity: You're right there.
Neo: What?
Trinity: Uh... *does something sexy*


~AI

Twin 1: We are getting aggrivated...
Twin 2: Yes we--wait, I'm not aggrivated!!
Twin 1: Yes you are!
Twin 2: No, I'm NOT! I want my teddy bear!!
Twin 1: You can't have your teddy bear! We're aggrivated remember?
Twin 2: "We're" Not aggrivated! I'M the one driving, YOU'RE the one goofin off!
Twin 1: At least I'm not lazy!
Twin 2: Who said anything about lazy! I was the one who got you through that door!
Twin 1: Oh shut up 2!
Twin 2: NO!
*twin fight*

...yes its stupid i know..lol

ur quite taken by the twins arent u lilmimster

lol Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a Little!!!

lol i thought so ur as obsessed with them as i am with keanu

Morpheus: He is .... The One

Anakin: NO! (draws and ignites saber) I'M the One!

Luke: NO! (draws and ignites saber) Thats not true! Thats IMPOSSIBLE!

Smith 1-100: (draws Desert Eagle .50 caliber hand cannon ) Search your databases. You know this to be true!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Trinity: Touch me and that penis will never touch anything again!

the end

p.s. Oh Ikobe, that picture has been bothering me ever since I looked at it. WHat tha hell is it supposed to be? I just can't tell, and it's been irking me ever since.

twin 1:can we move along?
twin 2:yes, i can,i'm going to the pub see ya!
twin 1:you can do that to me,theres free beer tonight!

we are getting obsessed
yes we are

(in dojo)

*neo breathes hard after fight*

*morpheus farts loudly*
morpheus:whats the matter?
Neo: they're too smelly
Morph: you think that my being stronger has anything to do with my farts in this world?
*farts loudly*
Morph: you think that's air you're breathing now?

hahah yeah just a tad

cool thread

hahahahaha lol

Agent Smith: you do quite a lot of interesting things yourself mr.anderson. you work for a technology company. you work on the computer everyday. and you take the garbage for you old lady.

Trinity: touch me and that hand will never touch anything again
2nd person: *touches anyway*

Keymaker: It is a very special key, only ment for the one. will you bring it to him?
Ghost: What does it unlock?
Keymaker: The furture, and plus it unlocks that toliet behind you. please move i need to go to the toliet.

BUMP! BUMP BUMP!!

Agent Brown: Only Human
Trinity: Dodge this
(bang, agent brown dodges it, shoot Neo then points guns at trinity)
Trinity: Crap!

morpheus: you are the one
some guy: wat are you talking bout?????
morpheus: whoops wrong guy moving on . . .

lol

Smith: The ring must be destroyed... one of you must do this
Neo: what?
Smith: You are the ONE Neo, the one 'one' to rule them all
Neo: ok?

Hm... how about an all-singing, all-dancing cat-themed Matrix musical? There's Skimblesmith the Agent Cat, Grizoracle, Mr. Mistoffeneo, Old Morphoronomy... Bomballutrina... Onegojerry and Rumpletwozer


~AI

Oh, and my signature image is an anthro-dog agent thing... bugger off to my gallery and look for a picture called 'Not An Agent Yet' or something to that similarity.

No thats not funny

hahaha..but.. trinity died..

oh but Neo cannot die i will not let that be the case

chill man these are just funny stuff from our imagination that will not be real

The line between imagination and reality is blurred with Korri. Sadly, not in the way that produced top-quality artists like Dane/Luve. Just in a freaky way that requires a good slap *yawns*.


~AI

yeah i know im just adding some drama

take that korri Shake her down take that korri slap 'er 'round

wots that all abt?

Niobe: If we fail, Neo fails.
Ghost: Good, that means I get Trinity...

Neo: What do you want Smith
SMith: Still using the wrong muscle Mr. Anderson
Neo: That's not what your mama said last night Bytch!!!

TRINITY: The Oracle said that I would fall in Love with that one man, that man who is the one, So you so Neo you are the one because I love you, you hear me I love you.
NEO: So if I get up, we can do it later.. Okay
(After this Neo stops bullets and wins the day.)

hahahahaha lol

*bows*

rofl!!

Tank: Yo, Neo, wat'cho be needin, foo'?
Neo: We need guns. Lots of guns. And don't call me foo', punk.
*the whooshy walls go whoosh*
*Neo goes to touch one of the guns and-WHOOOSH*
Trinity: That was a very bad thing to do Tank. Do it again, it's so *snigger* funny though!


O.o



~AI

Is everyone forgetting the line in M1 where neo says "I once ate at that place...good noodles" That is by far the funniest actual quote

I like the face and the way Neo says, "So what r u tryin' to say?....that I can dodge bullets??..."

Well sorry u don't approve!!!!!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/glare.gif

hmm.. well..

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/surrender.gif

hahahahahaahhaa..
la banderita blanca.. la paz para mi =p hahahahahahahahah
coooL!

Spanish speaking r we??http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/wink1.gif

yeap =)

Bueno yo tambien!!...por eso te preguntaba...http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/thumbup1.gif

oralee!! enserioo?? de onde eres?? osea mas bien.. donde naciiste..
pq orita estas viviendo en estados unidos no ?

Naci en Chile...y puedo ver por como escribes que eres mejicana?? Me thinks we better go bk to english tho, cuz some ppl might get pissed!! Altho it would b nice to blabber in Spanish every now and then http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/msn-wink.gif

jajajaa.. si pero.. emm se escribe con x.. mexicana asi =)
jajaja orale chile qe cooL! pss.. io soi de hermosillo..sonOra!!
ajuaaa !! ajajajajaja

En Chile se escribe con "j"...pero supongo que no tiene importancia...

*head spins*

Hey, speak a language stupid people like me can understand!!! Like english...

you scare me

See?...I told u someone would get pissed!!!! And I'd appreciate it if u wouldn't call us stupid!!?.....Just bcuz we know and speak another language well, it does not mean we are of lesser intelligence than u!!!! Perhaps it just means that u r ignorant and have issues w ppl who speak in Spanish...I'll have u know, it's proven scientifically that, the more languages u know, the more brain capacity u exercise....stimulating ur intelligence!!!!!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/fyou.gif

oraaleeeeee!.. bien diicho!! jajajaja..
oie pero segun yo dijo..qe ablaromos un idioma qe personas como
ellos pudieran entender qe no?? tal ves te ekivokaste
y ya le dijiste asta lo qe no!!! jajaajajajajajajajajaja

Si es asi...que me importa...I don't like ppl making smart ass comments bcuz u speak different... Whether he was saying if we or he was stupid or not, I really couldn't care less...The remark was made in an unfriendly manner!!!

hahahahaha qe reveldee! =p .. jajaja poor guy!! you scare him!!
hahahaha.. oie tienes 30??

Sip!!! The big three O... Que vieja no??? Eso debes de estar diciendo

hahahaha wow you guys got WAY off the subject

Smith: Mr. Anderson take out your land lady's garbage!

Neo: No

Smitho it before I kills you!

Neo: You and what army.

Smith: My friggin army!

Neo: Yeah but what if I fail...

Smith: You won't

Neo- how do you know

Smith- we can see da footure

neo-lies

smith-now about that garbage

neo-why

smith-because

neo-i am the one

smith-yeah maybe you are, but take out your land lady's god damn garbage!

neo-i cant do that

smith-WHY?!

neo-because its a friend of mine

smith-what is its name

neo-trinity

smith-the trinity

neo-yeah i thought she was a guy

smith-so did i

neo-but she is

smith-no way

neo-yeah,it sucks

smith-so can you put your garbage/trinity/boyfriend away?

neo-no

smith-WHY WHATS YOUR PROBLEM

neo-i don't have the strength to shove it

smith-but your the one

neo-your wrong

smith-no im not!

neo-yes you are

smith no im not

neo-bread on fire

smith-what

neo-bread is on FIRE!!!!!!

smith: NO WAY! The garbage has attacked us!

neo-Trinity, but why I thought after I screwed you good we would be friends...

garbage/trin-YOU LOSE SUCKER!

smith-dude you got used by garbage

neo-NOOOOOOO! This is'nt real...

garbage/trin-yeah and neither is your wang

Neo:

ummm verity read thoroughly b4 u start using ur big boy voice.....general said he was stupid not u...damn some pple r stupid......

Architect: u r part of a systamatic anomaly ergo...visa vis....concordedly
Neo: Huh?!?

hahahahahaa well.. my mama es casi de tu edad o_O hahahaa
iam young iam just 13

I wouldn't b using a 'big boy' voice' as u put it...since I am NOT a BOY!!....But u can call me big GIRL if u wish!!! Secondly...if U read properly, u would also see that I was not just suggesting General was calling US stupid...I admitted to perhaps have misunderstood that...but I ALSO said that it doesn't matter if he was calling us stupid or not...the comment was made in an unfriendly manner, bcuz General is uncomfortable w the fact that we spoke in Spanish!!!! And in the future, I'd appreciate it if u can allow General to defend him/herself on his/her own (since I don't know General's sex orientation...and don't wish to...), and not "butt' in to someone elses conversation!!! And now u r allowing urSELF to call ME stupid...I haven't misunderstood that, have I?? Stick to the script!!!! And now ladies and gentleman...since I have finished that little incident, let's turn bk to the original subject!!!!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cursing.gif

YEAH!!! I was calling meself stoopid! And refer to me as Dak, or Kaliero.

Dak, or whatever ur name is....I apologize if I misunderstood u!!! But ur comment came off as someone who was upset at the fact that we were speaking in spanish....and we meant no harm by doing that!! Merely just being friendly to eachother......Some ppl have issues w ppl who speak a different language, and I wanted to make sure I wasn't coming across one of "those" ppl. I even suggested to Gabi that we should stop, bcuz I figured someone sooner or later would get pissed!!! U can even go bk and check my comments on that...if it matters so much to u...If not, then we'll just leave it at that!!! I don't want to turn this experience into something unpleasant...So if it's ok w u ....we can go bk to where we were...?http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crutch.gif

It don't matter! ^_^ No apology needed.

I don't have any issues with it. I just started feelin outta the loop and felt like sayin' so.

West: Then we request a ship be dispatched to ascertain the fate of the One.
Lock: I wish that were possible, councillor, but I do not believe our defense can suffer the loss of another ship.
West: It will, commander, if it must.
Lock: It could take a single ship days to find the Nebuchadnezzar.
Dillard: Then send 2.
Lock: This is insane.
Hamann: Careful, commander. (turns to West) Send 3.
Lock: Forgive my frustration, councillors, but I wish I were able to comprehend the council's choice in this matter.
West: Comprehension is not a requisite of cooperation. Send 4.
Lock: If you are asking me to order 4 of my captains...
Dillard: There's no need for such an order, the captains are present, they can answer for themselves. The council is calling for any volunteers to aid the Nebuchadnezzar. Are there some among you that would answer such a call?
Everyone: Sir, yes sir!
(Lock slaps hand over his face)

Not a quote, but a situation:

The two semis crash head on, and everything goes bullet time. Morph and the KM are hurled forward over the fiery explosion.

Neo flies up from behind to grab them.

And misses.

Then he runs into the camera.

i wish i cud speak spanish....... un deux trois..... opps thats french innit??
are you guys spanish or just really good at learning launguages...?

I think the Merovinigain is really funny...he had me in stiches

mmm well.. I speak spanish

he's my boyfriend :d

I speak Spanish.....but I can scrabble a little in French and German....don't go crazy philosophizin' on me in those languages tho....cuz then my head'll spin!!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crazy.gif

haha..well returning to the funny quotes..


Matrix in the discotec!!

trinity: I know why are you where neo.. I know why you cant sleep..
I know what you be doing.............................. you know the question just like I did..
neo: At what time they close this?

(this is from matrix reloaded)
morphius: TONIGHT WE SHALL LET THEM REMEMBER!!!
*everyone yells and shouts*
meanwhile outside of the city...
squiddy 1: hey! they must be in there!!!
squiddy 2: yeh! they lead us right to them! DUMASSES!!

i can speak spanish!
ORATITIKO LOBAS!!!!
(that means sexy *****!)

(***** bein female dog)

huh?

that explains everything

whhat was you thinkin??

neva mind

tell mee tell me !!

lol its nothing really

dahahaha okii

loliga

you think you special because you know some f*cking spanish
well I can speak dutch, english and french and my sis to and she can speak japanese too

OK back to the funny quotes:
Morpheus:Who are you?
Smith: A Smith, Agent Smith
Morpheus: You look like Hugo Weaving to me

please don't mind my sis!
to tell you the truth(she is crazy)

and that is for..
me??????

i'm not crazy i'm just funny

yeah sure,kreupele
she can't walk far,she got's a cast so

but.. who do you say.. that think is special...

WTF is a cast sis???

?????