Us older guys will get a kick out of this...

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Larry Flynt is running for Governor of California in the recall election laughing out loud

To catch everyone up, Larry Flynt is the "Hustler" founder...IE: King of Porn

Arnold Schwarzenegger is supposed to run as well but has not confirmed

Also on the list...a washed up Porn Star that says that California could pull itself out of debt by taxing fake breasts!

Oh man, here we go!

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lol larry flynt, didnt he try to do that once before in ohio? taxing fake breasts is the best idea i heard so far for California. I cant understand why it was not propsed earlier!!

With the amount of females who buy fake boobs, I can see why they would tax em'. They'd be makin great money

Hmmm.. I read somewhere in Netscape about U.S. State Mottos...
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

muhahaha... sadly its true aint it.

Lol, yep.

Here's the complete list:

Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: Too Wimpy to Cross the Mountains So We Stopped Here
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Senior Citizen Discounts Available
Georgia: Confederate Money Welcome
Hawaii: Come, Get Lai-ed
Idaho: We Don't Care If You Spell Potato With an "E"
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan: Land of the Free, Home of the Buick
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard at Work
Montana: It's Where You're Wanted
Nebraska: More Corn Than Kansas
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable
North Dakota: Um, We've Got, Um...Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake by the Lake
Oklahoma: We're OK, You're NOT
Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY an Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Edjucashun State
Texas: Si Hablo Ingles
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Say "Cheeeese"
Wyoming: Why Are You Here?

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Oh SHIT sorry

that one about South Carolina is so true

They are still arguing over the confederate flag being on the State House grounds in the capital

And this is after taking 26 years to get it off the Capitol Dome

laughing out loud

Least it ain't actually the same for Nevada. It's supposed to be strippers, not hookers

Pam Anderson would pay big bucks, this thread is kinda old so I'm resurrecting.

Tired Hiker

actually what is the difference in having Arnold as a gov rather than Larry. I mean the idea is just as dumb

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