I Need Help!!!
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royal_jester
I am wondering how do I become more well know...it says that I can't post the extra smiles on that huge page???---I need help
Kes
You get more well known tru posts
royal_jester
So if I post more stuff I will get more well know???
Kes
Yes. But dont post meaningless stuff.
Dexx
oh..don't take that last remark..she's kidding.
Godshinto
Yes by all means post meaningless stuff say hello to every person to register here like most of these guys do fast way to build up posts.
Dexx
that's the way to the top, i tell ya!
Kes
Not everyone that says Hello those it to get posts!
Fitch
it is called respect to the newbies.....or something like that
Fitch
yeah.When I came on the boards,everybody said hy and I felt super.Like everybody was my best friend.it purely MADE me to stay on the boards...
Celsius
Those dots below your name mean NOTHING. Its who you are as a person that counts
Kes
Its nice because then when you post in a thread if somebody that said Hi is there you feel ok. Like you're not interrupting.
Celsius
an i never said hello on the welcome thread.
so im still VERY unpopular.
Fitch
you know that what u're telling is really true.Persons with less posts have 8-9 and guys with 6000 posts have around 7...
Celsius
Howz that?
Fitch
they have very good posts,as quality and they are old on the forum.
Celsius
oh. i better start posting meaningfull threads dont I?
Kes
Only Raz knows the formula to the dots Fitch.
Celsius
'Id better start posting worthy comments.
Fitch
I know.but these things that I said are basics...
Ushgarak
Oh no, the whole JC does, he posted it for us... (giggles)
I USED to say 'Hi' to everyone in the Welcome Area (it used to by my area before that system got changed, and my generic welcome message is still there. Actually, I used to run it with Edna... (cries)... anyway...)
But I do get rather overwhelemd there these days aso I tend to say at least one welcome a day on any thread not over a page long. I never said 'Hi' to Kes though...
HI KES!!!!
Celsius
oh wait ive already written that
Jeez i need to get some sleep
Fitch
dammit
Celsius
sorry if this has been mentioned...but when does the sig making contest get judged?
Ushgarak
In nine hours!
Ola to you you, too, Kes! And I apologise for not saying hello before...
Kes
Since you already answer Celsius all edit this post.
Its ok. I forgive you
Ushgarak
(says hello to Kes again to be on the safe side)
Celsius
ok cool, CANT WAIT!!!
So.....anything you guys need? Girls, Cars? Big screen tvs?
Fitch
I really ain't curios.......
Celsius
bout what? *looks around innocently*
Ushgarak
Hey, do I get pressies?
Celsius
Er......I think ill take my chances in the comp
Ushgarak
Awww, poor Kes!
(hugs Kes)
Don't worry, when I am rich I shall buy you what you want!
Celsius
sorry kes!
As soon as i am a millionare ill buy you one, i promice!
Ushgarak
Ha ha, beat you to it...
Celsius
to what? to buying Kes a car?
Celsius
Oh. Well. I'll buy her a.......Kes what else do you want?
Ushgarak
I'll buy her a penthouse apartment in New York.
And her own private beach.
Fitch
with what pupose?u're not in the contest....or...?....you devil
Dexx
bwah..vectra gts...this baby is the deal..the new audi A8 L
Ushgarak
Oooh, I have many purposes...
Celsius
Ill buy her a Pent House appartment in Hollywood with a rooftop pool a heated spa, a dog, a cat a trained elephant a helicopter a private jet and a spaceship.
SO THERE!!
Ushgarak
Hollywood? But she wants to work in NY!
Fitch
what an imagination you guys,very good.....
Captain REX
Then I'll make Celsius' offer except the pent house is in NY.
Celsius
I'll move hollywood to New York
. ANYTHING for Kes.
Captain REX
Holly York and New Wood, eh?
Celsius
and then ill fly her around the world on a 6 month Holiday all expences paid. Monkey butlers, Cocktails with little umbrellas, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Ushgarak
I wouldn't WANT an elephant in the apartment!
And I am still a beach up...
Fitch
it will be NewHollyYorkWood
Kes
Ush> Pent house in NY Oh yeh!!!!
Dexx> AUDY TT! Or A6 nice!
Celsius> A DVD; A new PC;
Celsius
and then I'll........*rambles on for hours*
Captain REX
NewHollyYorkWood? Why not HollyNewWoodYork?
Ushgarak
Woo-hoo! And the beach, Kes?
Fitch
how about the car at the begining of the 2 fast 2 furious ??
the movie is crap,but that car is awsome !!!
Kes
I'd be happy with a trip to Dominican Republic (sp)
Or Australia
Captain REX
Nah, the beach was bought by me and given to...me.
Celsius
How bout a private cinema? and a state of the art super computer with unlimited lifetime braudband and inbuilt coffee machine?
Ushgarak
She has all that in the NY Penthouse.
Captain REX
How does it feel to have all these men fighting over you, Kes?
Kes
Ush > tha beach is very important
Fitch > what car is it? I dont like car all tunnig
I prefer the new Bond car. Austin Martin Vanquisher (sp)
Celsius > that sounds nice!
Celsius
AUSTRALIA!?!?!?!?!? thats where I live!!! You can visit me.
Ushgarak
Did I mention the important Editor's job I would get you, Kes?
Kes
Very nice
Fitch
don't think of anything funny now Celsius
Kes
In NY right?
Ushgarak
The job that would give you the opportunity to become renowned for your work... especially in movies with cool cars...
Captain REX
Nope, you live in a test tube in my lab.
I remember someone spelled it Diminican Republic sometime last year, meaning that Dim had a Republic.
Celsius
Oh yeah!?!?!?!?
Well.......Mine is better anyway.
Kes
Do you live close to nice beaches? With taht safty thing that keeps the sharks away?
Fitch
maybe she does,but she doesn't share...
Celsius
Oh yeah!! I almost forgot.
Ushgarak
You could use electrostatic shark repellent...
Celsius
I live ten mins from the beech. and its warm water almost all the time.....with dolphines that give you rides and shark repellants
I do actually live close to the beech.
Kes
Wow I'd be happy with you guys
I live about 30m away from the beach. 1h with traffic! I'm 3h, maybe less, away from the south (Algarve) which has great beaches and warm water
Ushgarak
Spurning my job offer, Kes?
Celsius
May the better man win Ush
Kes
Spurning?
Is it beach or beech?
Fitch
ush has the job ! .....I hope
Ushgarak
Spurning as in rejecting- I was going to get you a job, if you looked!
It is beach.
Ushgarak
Woo-hoo! She wants the job!
Ahem... may I have the honour of kissing your hand, Kes?
Kes
My hand?!
yeh sure
Brits
lol jk
Ushgarak
Heheheh...
(runs a finger down the side of your right arm and takes your hand gently)
(raises your hand to my lips, and softly kisses it)
Celsius
is it beach???????
Just goes to show how horrible my spelling is.
Or maybe that how you guys spell it in england.
Fitch
I doubt it's different.I know it the same...
Kes
How romantic
Celsius
ok i looked in the dictionary.....its beach
silly me. i feel like a moron.
Ushgarak
Hey, no need to be embarrassed, Kes, just a genuine display of affection for you...
Kes
Ah display of affection. never had that.
Celsius
oooooh.
Ush and Kes sittin in the tree......ok ill shut up.
Fitch
you guys should make a private thread.You are all over...
Ushgarak
No-one ever showed you affection, Kes?
???????????
This must be remedied!
Celsius
Smoochie smooche smooch.
BOY!!! am I immature or what???
Kes
My mom keeps hugging me but I don't like to be touched
Fitch
kinda
Captain REX
That could be true. My lab is by the beach.
Ushgarak
Heheheh...
Anyway, you guys are right.
(blows Kes a kiss)
Back to the topic!
Celsius
why dont you like to be touched?
Celsius
oops sorry Ush you got in b4 me.
Kes
I just don't. Never did. My mom says when I was a baby I didn't like to be picked up!
It just makes me unconfortable.
Captain REX
So if we poked you you'd freak out?
Celsius
i love to hug my mum (in australia its spelled Mum not Mom, just in case any of you start to think that i am a complete illiterate)
Celsius
Dont you dare Rex!!!
Celsius
gotta go now!
Bye Bye every1.
Ushgarak
Bye!
And topic please, folks!
Captain REX
Poking, with a finger. Prodding is another word for it. Involves touching. *shrug*
Don't I dare what Celsius, you illiterate bufoon?
Fitch
slamed i think he meens
Captain REX
Now I'm getting confused. Do people just not know what poking is?
Celsius
Oi im hopeless.
Kes
Well that would tickle. Its more touching as in the hand remaning, standing very close bothers me too but that because I'm shy.
On topic...I need help! I'm totally anti-social!
Ushgarak
That's not on-topic- do not confuse title with topic.
Well, the original question was answered and the thread is CLEARLY not going back on-topic, so closingl
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