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This is the thread where we celebrate the holy joining of one life to another...

But who are Winston and Molly, I hear you ask...

I SAID...

But who are Winston and Molly, I hear you ask...

*waits patiently for someone to ask her who Winston and Molly are*

*runs in*im the best man!

*wedding music plays*

lol its 4:37 am where i am i dont know where u guys are,but evry1 i know is asleep!

and some of them are on the forums,so not many ppl are at this weding

(I am in australia its 8 pm here)

Okay Obie is Winstons best man. Lets get all this organised and then we'll start the wedding.

It's 11:40 am here, but i have to go to work soon, but i will check on when i get back to see how we're getting on

*Raises hand*

Erm, who are Winston and Molly??

Yeah, I wanna know too...

Winston is my pet super chimp that i made up, i had nothing better to do so......

Molly is Phoenixes Pet chimp (in this case a stuffed toy) that she introduced in to the forum today.

Just goes to show how weird my imagination is.

Oooh Winston...I know him!!

You remember!

He was at the party.

So a super chimp is marrying a chimp doll?

Can I be the ringbearer?

Oh oh I want to be the flower girl...

So I can throw lily petals down the aisle.

She has a chimp doll in real life but in the forum its a real one.

And get it all stuck in my hair.

Sure but youll have to consult Phoe. Winstons best man is Obie Trice

*Grumbles* Don't spoil the lily moment!!

*spoiling Lily moment*

*Sobs and turns away*

I'll ask Phoe a.s.a.p

Ok hurry the wedding is gonna start soon. *preps Winston*

Well, she's not online at the moment, so I'll have to wait!!

Sure Celsius what do you want a bunch of primates in a chapel and bride and groom. It might take me a couple of hours.

-walks in- Oh my freakin god! -runs out-

alright here you guys go The ceremony will now begin

Nice picture Godshinto.

This whole weeding thing reminds me of the Grolsch advert where a guy walks in the church saying "Stop! Wait, you cant get married the bride is not ready" Lifts the vale and its a chimp. Then continues "She's got another 2000 years of evolving to do!"

Sorry that should have been wedding not weeding

*Teaches Winston to fart loudly during ceremony*

YHea Ok....

I like weeding better!

So where's Phoe and Celsius so we can get this thing going I'll be the minister.

I have cyberice to throw!

Cool a monkey weddin' Can I come?

alright so let's get this straight I'll be the minister Celsius is the groom and Phoenix is the Bride who's the best man and maid of honor

can i throw rice???? *throws rice*

You can throw rice, as soon as my lily petals run out!

*dumps petals out* there all gone

So when is this wedding gonna get started?

I'm not the groom and Phoe is not the Bride! My imaginary pet monkey Winston is the groom and Phoe's imaginary pet monkey Molly is the bride.

And Lily is the Flower Girl.... erm... I'm the bridsemaid!

I'm the priest and Obie is the best man.

Ok as soon as every one is ready we'll begin.

Yhea let's get this party rolling then.

im gonna throw rice *whips rice at people whoops sorry meant to throw it gracefully

yah who R winston and molly?

oh oh! can i be a bridesmaid!

Celsius' super chimp and LindsIsTightK's chimp doll.

Phoenix's chimp doll!!

Ok lets start
*wedding music plays*

*played on the guitar by me the style of Napalm Death!*

*Molly begins walking down the isle*
*Winston is flabergasted by her beauty (in his eyes)*

Ahhh they's so sweet! *Dabs tissue to eye*

*molly finishes walking down the eisle*
*Winston is so nervous he begins to sweat*

*Watches the weddin' from the audience*

*Winston lifts Mollys vail*

*Says their Vows and then they Kiss*

Congratulations!

I am the Priest i get to do the ceremony godshinto.

"Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to join these two......Monkeys in to holy matrimony. Any 1 that thinks they shouldnt be together?
*silence*
"BLAH BLAH BLAH do you? Yes.
BLAH BLAH BLAH And you? Yes.
Kiss the bride."
*kiss*
*Awwwww in the audience*
HOOOOORAYYYYYYY MOLLY AND WINSTON ARE NOW MAN *cough*........CHIMP AND CHIMPETTE.

And now the after party!!!!!

now he kisses the bride
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=393893

Molly and Winston have their first dance...


*tries hard to think of romantic music, gives up and writes lyrics of first slow song that comes into her head*

"Nobody knows it, but you've got a secret smile, and you use it only for me..."

Congrats to the happy couple!!!

Wow net romances really do work

Yhea not the gretest example though it ws their monkeys that fell in love not the poeple holding the leashes that connect to the monkeys' harness

*Blinks*
Eek, I missed the whole ceremony.

*Runs around, throwing lily petals*

Lily petals pelted by Lily!

Darn straight

i was supposed to be the best man,i think i missed the wedding tho...

nope. everyone was there. You were all under hipnosis and don't remember.

*whips rice at everyone* and i wasnt invited fine!!!!!!!

They didn't get divorced or end this yet!?

no they are on their honey moon the best to them

-Runs to Forum Tavern toilet-

*breaks jps legs* dont mess with monkey jp or ill have to hurt you more!!!!

Ohhh THIS is always fun! -raving in pain dying from pain-

aww now i feel bad *calls doctor* im sure hell be able to fix you right up

No! He's insane! Get that needle away from my a$$!

who said anything bout a$$??????

He's crazy! -crutches way to Irene to hide behind-

*helps jp* im really sorry but one more comment bout monkeys and u die

Just save me from the doctor, forever Happyness to the 2 monkies for the love of god just SAVE ME!

fine *deletes doctor* better now?????

YES YES, AND LIKE I SAID FOREVER HAPPINESS TO THE MONKIES! -crutches way back to Forum Fanatic Tavern-

excellent *wishes winston and molly the best of luck* and many prosperous years together

Winston and Molly are back from their honeymoon!! And guess what......MOLLY IS PREGNANT!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

*throws confetti everywhere*

the original point of a honeymoon (dating way back to BC times) was that the best man would keep the guests entertained while the grrom took the bride off to a secluded place, and they wouldn't return until she was pregnant!! and it was called honeymoon because the Honey Moon was the most fertile time for men and women! (not sure when it is - Harvest moon is autumn, so i assume Honey Moon was spring)

very interesting *joins celsius in throwing confetti*

Nice bit of info Phoe.

*throws more confetti with Silver tears*

yay celsius ur back *throws some more*

*hugs silver tears*

*hugs back* how were u birthday celebrations ??

Good. I got a wrist watch and whole bunch of money.

yay

Yay indeed.

Indeed! Nice one!

So wait, how many monkies are there at KMC? There's Molly, Winston, an' the kid is gonna make three, no? Then aren't there more?

hey dont forget bubbles now im pissed

I'm sorry chere, forgive this condemner fool? I'll never forget Bubbles again, I swear it.

all is forgiven

Whew thank god, I wouldn't ya mad at me, that's no fun, hien?

bump and a million