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This game is from a childrens book title and is not actually a game but I turned it into one. Here's how it works:

I start out saying - fortunatley, I have a great job.

Then someone else posts - unfortunatley I got fired.

Next person - fortuneatley my best friend offered me a new job and I took it!

Next person - unfortunatley it's cleaning up elephant dung in a zoo.

Next - fortunatley I made some new friends!

Next - unfortunatley the elephants ate them.

Get it? It's easy and good clean fun. Okay I'll sart.





Fortunately, I smell nice today!

Unfortunately, you only think you smell nice.

fortunately deodorants exist

Unfortunately, Winston ate it all

Unfortunately, Lily ate them.

Fortunatley this thread seems like it will be the greatest thread ever!

Unfortunatly it will have the same futile existance as the thread you started entitled The greatest tread ever.

fortunatley it will be even shorter

Fortunately I have actually just remembered the Greatest Thread Ever!

Unfortunately I got hit by a motorcycle and have amnesia and forgot the greatest thread ever. . . . again.

fortunately,i will remember for you!

Unfortunately, you are a british assassin!

fortunatley british assassins are weak

unfortunately they are outside your window

unfortantley they have very good aim.

Fortunately I live in America and I am protected from British Assassins

Unfortunately, I live in Canada and am surrounded by assassins in general!

unfortantly i heard a ship of them were headed this way.

Fortunately they hit an ice berg and their ship sank

Unfortuneatly they carved a new ship out of the ice berg and continued on to America!

fortantly, bin ladin and his gang were there 2 run a plane into the ship

Fortunately, the sun came up and melted the ship on their way here

unfortantly the ashes caused all the fish in the sea to die.

Fortunately, we were holding some fish in captivation to reproduce

fortunately there's lots of fish in the ocean

unfortantly the sum stupid freak put a shark in there and it ate all the fish.

Fortunatlly the shark had no teeth so they didn't die! Then he got food poisoning and pooped the fish out!

Unfortunately, the fish the gained parts from the shark and began changing

fortantly, I can't spell the word fortunately right.

lmao

(imao) what is that? What does it mean.

lmao:laff my *ss off

lauffin my *ss off... unfortantly i cant spell either of the words

thanks

welcome

unfortuaetly i cant' spell that either.

home

oops,i put that in the wrong thread...

ignore this post.

Unfortuneatly I have no chest hair.

fortantly u have leg hair. haha

unfortunately my leg has pony tails.

lmao. fortantly you are willing to get it trimmed.

Unfortuantly the barber was Leatherface.

whos that? lol

He's the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

ohh lol damn

Fortunately he can take that chainsaw to your leg hair

unfortunately you now need new legs

fortunatley, legs come cheap on the black market

unfortunately they are all left footed

you'll never dance again

fortunatley you weren't that good at dancing anyway.

Unfortunately i need a right leg.

fortunately you spend too much time on you computer so don't need one to go out.

Unfortunately Corran is in a bad mood and every1 is gonna get the A$$ end of him today (especially me)

fortunately Celsius is wrong in his assumption.

unfortantly i dont kno wut were arguing about so i kant argue!!! lolol.

fortunatley i luv keanu (sorry)

unfotantly i still kant spell this damn word!!!! haha

Fortunately it's raining..

fortunately I dont

unfortantly im tired.

Fortunately I can give soothing massages.

unfortantly your not on the CMU campus in pittsburgh.

fortanuatelay, I am on the CMU campus in pittsburgh, and so are my magic fingers. jk

Unfortunatly He is to tired to give a massage because he has hiked the entire way.

fortunately no one ran him over

unfortantly, by the time he's not tired i will have left

fortunately there are lots of coeds in pittsburgh at the other colleges

Unfortunately they are all gay

fortantly im going home to cali where there R hot guys

Unfortunately they are all hiding in their houses

fortunately when i get back they will all come out to welcome me.

Unfortunately it will be dark outside and they wont see you

fortanately i light up all of cali and they will get to see me

unfortunately all that light sparks of a forest fire that eats up half of california

fortanootly I'm camping out in that forest with a bunch of off duty firefighters and we all happen to have huge giant bladders full of beer and we pee out the fire.

unfortunately the forest now smells like pee

fortunatley the fires out tho

Unfortunately, I'm not there to see the firefighters

Fortunately you bump into the cast of Lord of the Rings while they are doing a few re-shoots, and Orlando Bloom is looking at you and drooling.

Unfortunately I find Orlando Bloom very un-attractive looking

Fortunately he isn't attracted to you either. He was actually looking at the roast beef you were carrying.

Unfortunately I wasnt carrying Roast Beef, I was carrying a live chicken

Fortunatly, Orlando makes sweet love to the chicken!

Unfortunately it jumped up and bit him in the face during the love making

fortunatly his blood landed all over you and you drowned.

Unfortunately I grabbed you and choked you to death before I died myself...................Oh wait? wouldnt that be fortunately???

unfortunately she's indestructible

Fortunately I kicked TH in the groin

unforunately he was wearing a cup

Fortuanetly I break my golden rule about beating up girls and I kick linds in the eye and she finally shuts up.

Unfortunatly, she lives.

fortunately she's tougher than you

Unfortunately TH is going to die soon

Don't you mean fortunately or have you changed your heart about me?

Unfortunatley, we're all going to die some day.

fortunately by the time TH gets back from his trip it won't be from ciggies

Unfortunately he wont be able to kick the habit

fortunately i have more faith than you

fourtanetly Lindsay died no unfortunatley

unfortunately i dont know whether this post should be fortunate or unfortunate as you people are confusing me.

Fortunately we have just gotten back on track

unfortunately it is the wrong side of the tracks

Fortunately there is no wrong way

Unfortunately even the right was leads to nowhere.

fortunately nowhere is as good as anywhere

unfortunately i dont know how to get to nowhere OR anywhere.

fortunatly you don't need to go there today

unforunatley i want to go soon

fortunately it wil still be there tomorrow

unfortunatley im leaving tonite!!!!

Fortunatly you still have most of the day to prepare for departure.

unfortunately you lost your finger and have to spend the day in the ER

Fortunatly you found it and the doctor sewn it back on.

unfortunately the doctor was drunk

fortunately we're all drunk!

Unfortunately we are gonna start throwing up soon

fortunately this thread comes with its own bucket

Unfortunately there is a hole in the bucket

Fortunately I just patched up up

Unfortunately you used a paper towel to patch it up

Fortunately I used one very durable paper towel

unfortunatly the paper towel catches on fire

fortunatly whats in the bucket will put out the fire

unfortunatly the bucket explodes

fortunately i was nowhere near that bucket

unfortunately i was

Forunately I didnt throw up in the bucket

Unfortunately i did.

fortunatley i diddnt eat what celsius did

Unfortunately you missed out on a fantastic meal.

fortunately what you consider fantastic i know to not be too fantistic for my taste and i'm glad i didn't eat the meal.

Fortunately I can eat most foods with out it making me ill - except onions

Unfortunately you missed out on Lasagna. And most ppl think that its FANTASTIC.

unfortunately I did miss out on lasagne, cos I like italian food

baylin got in befoe me.

BAYLIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!

Unfortunatley I did didnt I?

fortunately.......you.....did. Or is that unfortunate?

fortunatley I'm now as confused as ever

Unfortunately that could have a negative affect on.....stuff.

Fortunatley "stuff" appears unaffected

Unfortunately i gotta go to bed now.

fortunatley, i've just woken up

unfortunatley i'm at work.

fortunatley i'm in vacation

unfortunatley mine does not start untill next week.

fortunatley mine lasts aaaaaall summer long.

unfortunatley you still live with your mom

Fortunstly he doesn't have to pay rent.

unfortunatley his mom will not let him get drunk and bring hookers home