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This is where you can come and sit round the ol' camp fire and tell a true story about your life. Then, everyone gets to make fun of you and we all laugh at you and eat smores. Okay, my turn.

I just found out that my ex girlfriend is back with her old boyfriend who was abusive to her. I'll never understand it and it's a hard one to swallow. I don't even know why I am telling you all this, but I guess I deal with pain in strange ways. Okay, now let me have it. Anything goes.

eh, F her then... get with sumbody better.

my story... my ex who cheated on me 6 times before we "offically" broke up claims 2 have changed his ways yet he still wants a "3some" with him and his "friend who's a girl" :rolls eyes: gawd... i dont kno. ok lauff...

You couldn't get laid if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper. (see how this works? don't be nice to me, bag on me)

aww but thats mean. lol. hmm... well... thats cuz... u r such a nice pretty boy... us girls want the thugs.. duh dumb@$$... better?

Yesssssssssssss! That's what it's all about. Good one.

Haha!stupid Hiker! ok my turn,my friend got shot a while back

yah well it was ur fault for not stepping in front of the bullet f*cktard. this helps.

Yeah, you stupid idiot. Always take the bullet for a friend. Points and laughs at Obie.

I have a story .......k here goes......there is this really hot guy named Marco at my school...he is amazing.but he has a really bad reputation of being a "pimp" ,anyhow it didnt matter to me all i wanted was to kiss him cuz he is so beautiful...so anyway after a game i went to cheer for there was gonna be an afterparty at his house...so we went and there we were having fun...i decided to ask himout and i did then he said to go to his room...there he told me not to expect much from him cuz he wasn't very experienced....i couldnt stop lauging...to think this was the sex god of our school....although i am very happy with him right now!

haha!stupid pimp cant even kiss

ROTFL!!! man, im seriously lauffing hard at that one... wow. that shit sucks... even though im sure there is nothing better at my school i dont date "school boys" anyways... rotfl!!!! haha that one was great!!!

You skank! (that was to butterfly)

1 time,a guy i knew bought pimp hat

HEY HE'S LEARNING!

hahaha. wow. dont u feel special?

who's learning?

IM NOT A SKANK tired hiker........i just like pleasure (not that kind ..innocent pleasure) from really beautiful guys! jealous you can't get laid tired hiker!

Dude, that is so dumb OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Dork!!!!!!!!!

haha, yah he is isn't he? we should gang up on him!! haha.

obviously not you. haha.

seriosly,who's learning wut?

You're not supposed to stick up for yourself on this thread. You're supposed to take a beating like a man!

Yeah, so what if I can't get laid!!

haha yah b*tch!!!! lololol

but i am not a man so i defent myself like a woman...a$$hole...hehe...obie Marco is learning to be a good lover (innocent love)

haha innocent... sure... how old R U?

16! and you?

15. lol. how far have U gone w/ a guy?

Could have fooled me!!! Ha ha

See, this is fun!


One time I got yelled at by my boss because I left my cell phone on top of my car and it fell off and broke.

omg. you are dumber than i could have imagined!

luv i have only had a major make -out session with a guy...no sex yet ..im waiting for the special guy...i dont want to have sex with a gorgeous airhead lol....tired hiker you make me laugh lol!!!! how stupid could you be!!!!!!

holy flying f**k Tired Hiker,how could u be so stupid?

my old boss used to threaten to fire me about once a week the last two years I was there and he was always telling me how my sister could get everything done better and faster

Your sister is so much better than you, you dork!!!!!

at least china has gotten laid before!!!!!!! tired hiker, who is the dork now!~

<tired hiker

Yeah, real funny. You huge wench!!!!!

lol butterfly

it is funny......you retarded airhead!!!!!!
hiker

One time I tried to show off and karate kick the cash register door closed while I was at my old job, and I slipped, and caught my foot on the till bringing the entire register down to the ground smashing into pieces.

hahahaha.....what a loser!!!

i sense much hostility here.

Yes, welcome rougejedi. This is the place where you let your guard down and take a beating. In return, you may give a beating. The key is to not get angry and defend yourself. Live by this, and you will prevail.

in that case, i need a spanking.....

ur a moron. haha.

when I was four I tried to cook a poptart for my 2yr old sister and charcoaled it, but I did not know that charcoaled poptart would give me a serious burn so I picked up out of the toaster. My sister had to try to tell my parents what I did and it took a while cuz they were working in the yard and mowing the lawn and she was only 2. Good thing my mom's a nurse. Fortunately, there was no lasting damage.

you are so retarded. you should have had more common sense!!!!

four year olds don't have common sensehttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tongue_ss.gif

i got a little something for the camp fire..... muahahaha

ChinaNiki, you're such a dork!!! Ha ha ha!

One time I was at Marine World watching the killer whale show and the ring leader guy asked the audience to pick a number between one and ten. He held the microphone up to me while I was spacing out and I said, "seventeen".

stupid Hiker,only a true dumb*ss would do somethin like that

"Sometimes you feel tired,feel weak,when you feel weak,you feel like you wanna just give up.But you gotta search it within you ,find that inner strength and just pull that s**t out of you and get that motivation to not give up and not be a quiter no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face" -Eminem


Eminem is the most trendy un original rapper ever invented! Anyone who likes him must have poo for brains!!! Dork!!!!!!!!!!! hah aaaha ha.

uhh....o.....k.....

btw Hiker, ppl arent "Invented",theyre born, duh!!

Great come back, pal. You're a peach!

haha,stupid Hiker,thinks ppl are "invented"

Edward Scissorhands was invented, DUH!!

Edward Siscorhands isnt real,DUH!!!

What? Don't tell me edward scissorhands isn't real!! Next thing you know you'll be trying to make me believe Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny aren't real. Obie, you are a big fat huge gaping liar and a dork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yah!

I'm on fire today!

dancing bananas R funny.

Man, you're such a bone head

*pulls bone from his head and lights it on fire*

that's an interesting trick
now what are you going to do now that your brains have fallen out of your head

Uh, can't think about that answer, for I have no brains, DUMMY!!!!!!!!

idiot

i got no sleep last night. i think if i get up, i will fall in the fire and die. *blah* go banana go!!!

looney tunes^^^^^^^^

Ahhhhh, here we go. This thread was made way back when Preston and I weren't even friends. So glad those days are over

But I love the thread............

Haha!! I never even seen this little gem! thanks for bringing it back linds!!

whos preston?

good question

TH of course.............

well we dont know his name
or at least i dont

you know he told us once,in the real name thread I just forgot! sorry th

I figured out his real name when I was talking to him through PM once. TH is like my uncle, always there to give me advice

i dont think hed appreciate being called ur uncle linds

he is so awesome and funny as hell I love it when he's around,theres never a dull moment!!

Actually, I know him very well and I think he would be very flattered by it. In fact, I'm pretty sure I have already told him before that I appreciated his advice

so where is th tonight any how?

I don't know He should be here by now. Was he on last night? I can't remember now.............

I hadn't seen this thread before...

We pulled it out from the archives' of the OTF

me either pabloo till today...
I dont know if he was on linds,last night i couldnt get on till 600am

I haven't seen TH online.

Well I just checked, he was on until 4 something this morning. Damn, I hope he shows up tonight.

Hey, I'm here! I'm back from a ten year reunion that was not mine, but I have a lot of friends from that year who invited me so . .. . I kept telling everyone that it was my twelve year. I'd be like, "why are you guys at my twelve year?" That was a good ice breaker. But you guys, yeah you . . the gang, you guys rock!!!!!!

sweet th we missed you so much!!

You all can bite my ass. Bah humbug. Lick me.

Well.. bite you or lick you ? Wtf make up your mind.

*grabs a beer and sits down next to Preston by the fire*

*belches*

Alright Preston, sure thing buddy

especially that Tied Hiker

Does anybody have any new jokes, preferably very dirty and against Christmas?

um no....but heres my story

on my cuzins b-day we were eating dinner at her house and my aunt Camilla was siting right next to me and she said she had to fart. so i moved my chair and the coushin(sp) slid alittle which made me fall off the chair and when i did my mom said "daaang Camilla your fart must have been something."

anyone have any stories........

I do. I stabbed my counselor. The end. =o

lol nice story heres another one...

Good moring peeps
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