A Leaked Script For Episode III!?

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SimK68
I dont know if this is the actual one. Check it out!!.......

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1600

Ushgarak
Gah! That opening crawl is nothing LIKE Lucas! " THE ARMY OF CLONES
IS FIGHTING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND BECOMING STRONGER ALL THE TIME"... Of course it is not!

SimK68
Yea after carefully reading it, its bogus. For one, Chewie is suposeivly 200 years old in epIV

Ushgarak
Oh well... I mean, it IS a joke site after all, isn't it?

Rogue Jedi
i am gonna take your word, ush, and not check it out. looks pretty bogus, huh?

finti
It is for fun read the dialouge between Padme and Anakin, kind of funny actually--------shut up laughing out loud

Captain REX
Whoever wrote that is a nut. "OBIE WAN steps out and walks into a door marked
"JEDI COUNCIL.""

aboutmike13
Completely bogus , "I daydreamed that the clones who are supposed to be my friends
are going to gang up and try to kill the Jedi. I don't want
them to kill the Jedi." if thats how the dialogue is going to be i don't want to see it. hahaha

Catch 22
Do you think he bumped his nose???

Obviously bogus and not a very good fake either.

General Kaliero
Beginning with Boba? This is so obviously a fake...

Member.
ha, what a joke. i could write a better script than that piece of sh*t.

Captain REX
So could I, Member, so could I...

Hell, if a monkey can, I can. big grin

GABRIEL05
I dunno those monkeys they're preeeety clever

Captain REX
laughing out loud

master harmax
You like jazz Gabrielo5 ? smile

Captain REX
Jazz rules! big grin

Member.
jazz ain't too shabby.

jknox79
Argument about yoda being "green" this is really funny, starting out with boba fett and him leading the clones now that sounds a little intertesting but han solo being in the clone unit and getting kicked out of the group thats another funny. I agree with everyone here that this is truly insane.

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yerssot
come again?

sith_darth_jay
what a great scrip! laughing out loud laughing out loud big grin
ANAKIN
I daydreamed that the clones who are supposed to be my friends
are going to gang up and try to kill the Jedi. I don't want
them to kill the Jedi.

PADME
...Because Obie Wan is a Jedi?

ANAKIN
Shut up.

really funny

PADME
NOOOOOOOOOO!

Padme rushes to the window and throws the baby out! Obie Wan, outside,
catches the baby with The Force.

PADME
(Yells out the window): OBIE WAN! TAKE THIS CHILD TO TATOOINE
WHERE HE WILL BE SAFE!

DARTH VADER
You fool! It matters not. Get back in bed this instant, and I
will impregnate you again with an even better child!

can't stop laughing

anyway what's the deal with that christian dude?

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