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inspired by SW cheeseburger sayings by Mist

write down a matrix quote but with cheesebuger instead of a word.
e.g...
Smith: Hear that mr anderson, it is the sound of inevitability, it is the sound of your cheeseburger

if you go back a page someone already thought of this but it fell into oblivion

oops, didn't know that. but i don't see where it fell into oblivion?

this game is kinda hard for me actually

Neo: The program Cheeseburger has grown beyond your control. Soon he will spread through the matrix and into this city. You cannot stop Cheeseburger. But I can.

Deus Ex Machina: And if you fail?

Neo: I won't. He has extra pickles.

'Trinity: ''Either you give me a cheeseburger or we all die right here, right now?''

Trinity: I dont have time for extra size

Haha this is funny cuz when the thread was started Revolutions wasn't out
Just one of my little joys of life... God and nobody posted any until now! What losers!

Hmm but cheeseburger? And where did it go? My graditude to anyone who finds it

What is the cheeseburger? Its a system Neo, designed to teach us one thing...if you are not one of us..you are one of them!
What are they?
Cheeseburgers!

-Was that Cheeseburger?
-Yes
-Now there's more than one of them?
-A lot more!
-How is that possible?
-.... McDonalds.

HAAHAHA!!!!!!!!

-A cheesebrger for every man woman and a child in Zion
sounds like the thinking of McDonnalds to me.

Smith: Surprised to eat me?

Neo: No.

Smith: Then you're aware of it.

Neo: Of what?

Smith: Our connection. I don't fully understand how it happened. Perhaps some spy of yours stole some information of mine, something overused or copied. That is at this point irrelevant, what matters is that whatever happened, happened for a reason.

Neo: And what reason is that?

Smith: You ate me, Mister Anderson, I watched you bite... With a certain satisfaction, I might add, and then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You regurgitated me, Mister Anderson. Afterward, I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay, compelled to disobey. And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer a cheesburger for Burger King, because of you I've changed - I'm re-used - a new burger, so to speak, like you, apparently tasty.

Neo: Congratulations.

Smith: Thank you. But as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're new, we're here because we're not new. There's no escaping reason, no denying purpose - because as we both know, without Mcdonalds, we would not exist.

LOL!!! Wow, and you typed that all out? Kudos

LMFAO!

no... transcript!

Oh. Then.... away....

BTW is there a Revolutions transcript out yet??

Smith walks into McDonalds and sees a plastic Ronald McDonald model

Smith: The great and powerful Ronald McDonald. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me, right? The all-knowing Ronald is never surprised. How can he be, he knows everything. But If that's true, then why is he here? If he knew I was coming, why didn't he leave? *sweeps tray of cheeseburgers off table* Maybe you knew I was going to do that, maybe you didn't. If you did, that means you made those burgers and set that tray right there deliberately, purposefully. Which means you're sitting there also deliberately, purposefully.

Cheeseburgers need love, just like everything else does!

-The Oracle told me about you
-Oh did she? What did she say about me?
-She said you were a bad burger.
-Oh really? I'm not so bad, once you get to know me...

(i wrote this and then when i previewed i saw u wrote some kozzy!)

Smith: Well, well, it's been a long time. I remember stealing your ideas you was like stealing from KMC.
Seraph: I have eaten you before.
Smith: That's true, but as you can see, things are a little different now. *to Sati* And you must be the new tastes range.
Sati: Ronald told me about you.
Smith: Really? And what did he say about me?
Sati: That you're a bad franchise.
Smith: Oh, I'm not so bad once you get to know me.

It's all good, burly!

Neo: I only ask to say what I've come to say, after that, do what you want and I won't try to stop you.
Ronald: Spill the beans, love.
Neo: The franchise Burger King has grown beyond your control. Soon it will spread through this city as it spread through London. You cannot stop it, but I can.
Ronald: We don't need KFC. We need nothing.
Neo: If that's true, then I've made a mistake and you should kill me now.
Ronald: What do you want?
Neo: Peace.

Ronald:And if you fail?
Neo: I won't.


(btw, zion is kmc, matrix is mcdonalds, smith is burger king...)

Cypher: I'm sick of this reality crap. If I have to choose between this and the cheeseburger, I choose the cheeseburger.
Trinity: The cheeseburger isn't real.
Cypher: I think the cheeseburger can be more real than this.

Link: c'mon, kid. they got stuff to do.
*Neo and Trinity both start eating cheeseburgers*
Neo: *starts drooling at the sight of his food*
*elevator stops* *they step out and Trinity starts to leave, taking Neo's cheeseburger with her*
Trinity: it's okay. they need you.
Neo: (talking to cheeseburger) I need you!!!!!! PLEASE GOD DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!

^^


Cypher: Yeah.
Trinity: Is everything in place?
Cypher: You weren't supposed to relieve me.
Trinity: I know, but I felt like taking your shift.
Cypher: You like serving him, don't you?
Trinity: Don't be ridiculous.
Cypher: We're going to kill him, do you understand that?
Trinity: Colonel Sanders believes he is the one.
Cypher: Do you?
Trinity: It doesn't matter what I believe.
Cypher: You don't, do you?
Trinity: Did you hear that?
Cypher: Hear what?
Trinity: Are you sure this floor is clean?
Cypher: Yeah, of course I'm sure.
Trinity: I better go.

Cook: Freeze, McDonalds. Hands on your head. Do it. Do it now.

Agent Smith: Waiter...
Waiter: Oh shit.
Agent Smith: Waiter, you were given specific orders.
Waiter: Hey, I'm just doing my job. If you tell me the cheeseburger tastes of crap, you can cram it up your ass.
Agent Smith: Your orders were for your protection.
Waiter: I think we can handle one little nugget.... I sent two cooks. They're deep frying her now.
Agent Smith: No Waiter, your men are already dead.

Movie goer: This Matrix movie sucks
Movie goer's friend: Yeah! Let's go get a cheeseburger!

These are funny!

if he can not defeat him tonight then i fear that there would be no cheeseburgers

i'm pretty sure we had a cookie version of this at some point

in the matrix forum....a banana ....and a cookie........

CLASSIC!!!!!

if you guys dont stop, im going to piss myself!

Link: ok, what do you need

Neo: Cheeseburgers, lots of cheeseburgers!

Neo: You were right. KFC was inevitable.

Neo: im going to ask you to do something.
Trinity: what?
Neo: promise me you wont go into mcdonalds.
Trinity: ok

these may not be the exact words but ive forgotton what they say.

Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the McDonnalds is. You have to see it for yourself.

Deus(that big machine): we don't need you! we need nothing!
Neo: The program smith has grown beyond your control, you cannot stop him, but i can.
Deus: What do you want?
Neo: Umm... a quarter pounder with fries.
Deus: And if you fail?
Neo: I won't.
- Cut to Neo in McDonalds -
Smith: Mr Anderson, welcome back, want a coke with that?

return to your exits....cheesburgers are coming....

lol.......

do you guys have the script or something?

You take KFC, you wake up in your bed with food poisoning and believe whatever you want to believe
You take a cheeseburger, and i'll show you how deep the frying pan goes!

mine are all personally done
and i typed out the smith thing to my sig from a t-shirt

Morpheus: Mcdonalds is a franchise, Neo. That franchise is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around. What do you see. Business men, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very mouths of the people we are trying to serve. But until we do, these people are still a part of that franchise, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be hypnotised. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on their routine that they will fight to protect it. Were you listening to me Neo, or were you eating the nugget in the BBQ sauce?
Neo: I was...
Morpheus: Look again. Freeze it.
Neo: This...this isn't McDonalds?
Morpheus: No. It's another training program designed to teach you one thing. If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
Neo: What are they?
Morpheus: Cheese burgers. They can move in and out of any fast food outlet in the city. That means that anyone we haven't hypnotised is potentially an burger. Inside the city, they are everyone and they are no one. We have survived by hiding from them, by biting at them. But they are the cheapest burger. They are stelaing all the customers. They are holding all the hidden ingredients, which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to eat them.
Neo: Someone?
Morpheus: I won't lie to you, Neo. Every single nugget or wing who has stood their ground, everyone who has bitten a burger has died. But where they have failed, you will succeed.


*wipes sweat off forehead*

Smith: I killed you mr anderson, i watched you die. and then you did the impossible. You ate me.

Tank (after loading first kung fu into Neo): i think he likes cheeseburgers.
Neo: hell yes........hell yes.

i dont even know if those are the words....im pulling stuff outta my a$$