Who is your favorite stand up comedian?

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Rogue Jedi
I like Dennis Leary.

ragesRemorse
George carlin is the man, whenever dennis milelr gets around to stand up hes funny my favorite is the late great sam kinison

ragesRemorse
dud you see the roast of dennis leary? that was pretty good

mechmoggy
Frank Skinner, he cracks me up.

drumsgirl13
Bernie Mac is the sh*t for me!

Capt_Fantastic
I like Bill Mahr, but his acts are usually as much social commentary as comedy. Eddie Izzard is the sh*t too.

Caribbean_Chick
Well I don't know like any stand up comedians so I'll have to say Bernie Mac.. my sister watches his show so that's how I know him lol

KidRock
i actually saw dave attel he was pretty good and i like mitch hedburg a lot

Sheepz
Just looking at Wanda Sykes makes me crack up. She's awesome

hayden's minx
Me big grin

SpikeSpiegel
I like Billy Connely (sp) he's the best (especially with his purple beard)

Celsius
I dont know if you guys know him (He's Australian)
Carl Barron)

ChinaNiki
Eddie Izzard and Adele Givens(sp)

Rogue Jedi
george carlin is great. try his book titled "napalm and silly putty"

DemonicGambit
For me its Wanda Sykes too, she's hilarilous!

Rogue Jedi
redd foxx and richard pryor. most comedians ATTEMPT to copy them. the only one that comes close is eddie murphy.

BOPRecruit 16
robin williams
greg proops
ellen degeneres
eddie izzard
tim allen
drew carey

Ikobe
Agh, Bernie Mac... get him awaaaaay...

Heard of Stefano Paolini? He's fantastic. And if Jon Culshaw and Patrick Kielty count, they're fun too. And Graham Norton! *pets* *runs away*

~AI

drumsgirl13
Robin Willams is great too.

DeNiro
eddie izzer is pretty funny i saw him once he was good a cross dressing english guy. and then i like when i saw the orignal kings of comedy and steve harvey did his bit on ray ray that went to tennese to hide from the fbi now that was funny

ChinaNiki
kings of comedy was hilarious

at the theater where we saw it people were prctically fallen out of their seats they were laughing so hard laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
dave chappelle is pretty good...jamie foxx stinks.

Rogue Jedi
the diceman. i love him.

Ikobe
Eddie Izzard's awesome!


~AI

LindsIsTightK
Does Tom Green count? I dunno if he does cause he sits down a lot........

Tired Hiker
Steven Wright.

skule
robin williams is awesome, did you see the live on broadway bit, i think he went all out and it was kick ass.

badkittykitty
george carlin is great! chris rock is funny as hell too!

silvabullet
George Carlin ownz

steely balls
dave chappelle

silver_tears
He rocks yes
Jim Carrey was one before he hit it big stick out tongue
Chris Rock is good too big grin
Also Jeff Foxworthy laughing the rednech jokes kick assbig grin

BackFire
George Carlin
Andrew "Dice" Clay
Dane Cook
Pablo Fransisco
Chris Rock
Conan O'Brian

mouth
this lad isnt world famous, i saw him performing in my city's main street and he was from england .. he was absolutley brilliant, he attracted like 400 people!! it was unbelieveable!
oh yes.. and conan o'brian.. of course big grin

wuTa
theres too many to list...pryor was probly the best of all time....who was number 1 on that 100s greatest comedians on cmodey central

dragonpisces272
i like chris rock yes

steely balls
Dane Cook
Pablo Fransisco
Chris Rock
Conan O'Brian
jim carrey
dave chappelle
thats about it

steely balls
oh yeah can't forget richard pryor(can't spell name)

dragonpisces272
richard? i forgot about that guy stick out tongue

Korri
Billy Connely

tazman
Bill Engvall (Here's your sign)
Red Skelton
Jeff Foxsworthy (You might be a redneck if....)

WindDancer
Cedric the Entertainer
All Three members of Culture Clash: Richard, Ric, Herbert.
Steve Harvey

dragonpisces272
ah i remember culture crash! lol

ElectricBugaloo
George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Stephen Lynch

Darth Prefect
Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg, and Jeff Foxworthy.

ClaraG
Billy Connolly

Jedi Priestess
Rod Carington laughing

naybean
Peter Kay! Love him! Nearly piss myself everytime I watch him! (And max and paddys pretty funny too!)

shellie
I love watching a good stand up comic and there are so many that I like but if i have to choose only one then Id have to say George Carlin .

CherryPie
too many to count

here are some on the top of my brain

Dane Cook and Denis Leary and tons others

PandoraMomo
Dane Cook and Mitch Hedburg

But Mitch is Definately my favorite...

crickey77
Definitely Robin Williams. Jerry Seinfeld is also pretty funny - not quite as good as the show, but still funny.

T.M
Lee Evans

shugie99
Jerry Seinfeld
Robin Williams
Gary Gulman (from the 2nd Season of Last Comic Standing)

Elektra_lover
You know it!! Im actually seeing her show on Saterday!!!!eek!

Falling4Daniel_
Ron White, Larry the cable guy, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy

angelsflame265
Ellen Degeneres and Bill Cosby

Shadow_King
Robin Williams for me.

mc pee pants
dave chappelle is on the top of my list. bill maher, jerry seinfeld, richard pryor, wanda sykes.

Shadow_King
the only time i actually have seen jerry seinfeld doing stand up was from watching jerry seinfeld the tv show.

mc pee pants
you should rent "i'm telling you for the last time." it's his last stand up tour. funniest sh!t.

Shadow_King
i wanted to rent that last movie jerry made. i forget what its called.

mc pee pants
d@mn, i forgot! something like "comedian"... not so sure though.

Shadow_King
i am thinknig of renting that one.

mc pee pants
that one i haven't seen.

Shadow_King
well watch it so you can tell me.

mc pee pants
laughing

that was just funny to me. i'll add it on my to do list laughing

Shadow_King
ok.... maybe i should become a comedian.....

mc pee pants
thumb up

Shadow_King
the only video's i have of a comedian doing stand up are robin williams.

mc pee pants
how about kings of comedy? that was tight. i have mitch hedburg on dvd, but i thought he wasn't that funny. dane cook is funny too. try to watch richard pryor too. that man is beyond hilarious. and eddie murphy's raw.

Shadow_King
never seen king of comedy. who is the king???

mc pee pants
there's actually 4 of them... steve harvey, cedric the entertainer, DL hughley and bernie mac.

Shadow_King
oh ok.

mc pee pants
thumb up gotta jet sooperneo

Shadow_King
ok cya.

imsosad
mines lee evans or rhod gilbert whos yours??

The Grey Fox
Bill Hicks, R.I.P

imsosad
cool ill have to check him out

BakaXero
Kram3r mmm

Impediment
Bill Hicks.

imsosad
anyone heard of rhod gilbert?? hes welsh btw

Wålshy
and your japanese?

imsosad
and your far away from youense??

Wålshy
Originally posted by imsosad
and your far away from youense??

imsosad
sorry walshy but can we try and keep this ontopic ... so whos everyone else favourite??

Impediment
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imsosad
nice i like them i like them alot.
anychance you could make me a sig??

Impediment
Others that I love:

Richard Pryor
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George Carlin
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Sam Kinison
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Lenny Bruce
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Rodney Carrington
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Otto and George
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Impediment
Originally posted by imsosad
nice i like them i like them alot.
anychance you could make me a sig??

PM me some images that you have ideas for and I'll see what I can do.

Itzak
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Bill Hicks, R.I.P Originally posted by Impediment
Bill Hicks.

Ditto.

Followed by Bill Cosby

Impediment
Sam Kinison in his early years, but still brilliant.

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Impediment
Lenny Bruce's "Thank you, Mask Man!"

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Passione
Lee Evans

Impediment
Bill Hicks' "A Positive Drug Story" skit from his Revelations performance

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Bicnarok
lee evans


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMI3m6WDgn0

Rogue Jedi
DENIS LEARY!!!

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Mr. Bacon
dane cook, chris rock

Rogue Jedi
George Carlin is good too.

Strangelove
Lewis Black.

DigiMark007
So I have a lot of time on my hands.

I'm also one of those guys who thinks stand-up comedy is completely do-able by most people, myself included. I realize it's a bit pretentious, and that it's probably a lot harder than it looks, but I can't help how I feel when I watch most stand-up acts. I always feel like a week or two worth of planning and I'd have a similarly sweet act.

There's a Dino Comic that sums this up rather perfectly, but I couldn't find it when I searched.

Anyway. Open mic night, here I come.

awesome

....

Also, Bill Hicks

McLovin
Andrew 'Dice" Clay

DigiMark007
Originally posted by DigiMark007
So I have a lot of time on my hands.

I'm also one of those guys who thinks stand-up comedy is completely do-able by most people, myself included. I realize it's a bit pretentious, and that it's probably a lot harder than it looks, but I can't help how I feel when I watch most stand-up acts. I always feel like a week or two worth of planning and I'd have a similarly sweet act.

There's a Dino Comic that sums this up rather perfectly, but I couldn't find it when I searched.

Anyway. Open mic night, here I come.

awesome

....

Also, Bill Hicks

damnit, my bump deserves better treatment than the end of the page.

McLovin
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.


Jill came down with 2.50, ehh.

Phucked Up
Originally posted by McLovin
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.


Jill came down with 2.50, ehh.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a son.

McLovin
Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.

Phucked Up
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the ***** got a bone of her own!

McLovin
Roll, roll, roll your ****
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.

Phucked Up
Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
****ed her ass and went to bed

McLovin
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Will she blow me in the car.
I bought her dinner, she had fun.
My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.

Phucked Up
Hickory Dickory Dock
The ***** was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the ***** off at the next block!

McLovin
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene

McLovin
Anyone, anyone?

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby ****
And licked her ******* clean

McLovin
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Shine upon the parking lot
As I eat my girl friends ****.

McLovin
Patty cake, patty cake,
Baker's man
If your chick's on her period
**** her in the can

guy222
Dice Man
Richard Pryor

Selphie
Sarah Silverman

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Bill Hicks, R.I.P

McLovin
Originally posted by guy222
Dice Man
Richard Pryor

Lara
Lee Evans

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