Well, well... Man I hate attention bitches... I'm good too you know - here's something I wrote believe it or not...
As I scratched my ass, I found upon it,
Lots of green acne, I hate to admit.
What was it all about, I asked my doctor, curiously,
He kept staring and saying "ah", as I wondered furiously.
I washed every month, sometimes even used soap,
I swear to you gang, I've never done dope.
So, again and again, I interogated my mind,
What was he to find?
He finally relaxed his eyes,
Man, did he have a look wise.
He asked me,
Will you stop ******* sheeps he cried out, slapping his left knee...