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The African Princess, Elena
Who'd have thought that Capoeira looked good in 2-D? Elena sure can work it. With those long legs of hers, she could be at least six feet tall.
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Elena is a princess in an African tribe that has a cultural tradition of fighting, making her a warrior princess. She may have been born in Kenya, but her fighting style is Capoeira which utilizes her strong, long legs with dance-like moves and fancy legwork.
Her father, the tribe's chief, is a witch doctor. However, he also has a PhD in medicine obtained from a French university. Elena's views of fighting and martial arts differ from most due to her light hearted personality allowing her to befriend some people and annoy others.
She wants to travel around the world, meeting new friends along the way. She studied as an exchange student in Japan, where she met her best friend Narumi. She later continued those studies in France.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
Although, Dee Jay is Jamaican. Not sure what I meant by that, just sayin.
Oh, and Balrog's name was originally M. Bison, or "Mike Bison," but the AZNs thought it sounded too close to "Mike Tyson," and both were similar, "disgraced" boxers, so, fearing getting a beat-down by the big strong nigga who knocks people out and rapes them, they changed Mike's name to Balrog, gave M. Bison's name to Vega, and gave Vega to who was originally Balrog.
This is all highly off-topic, but I'm hardcore like that.