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Rick Taylor (Splatterhouse)
OH HELL YEAH! MY BOY RICK IS COMING BACK!
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After a decade-long hiatus, Rick Taylor is coming back for some more blood and gore in the revamped Splatterhouse.
Ah, the days of Splatterhouse. Four years before Mortal Kombat pissed off soccer moms with its mindless violence, Splatterhouse with its Jason-wannabe was the shit. Still is, since I love playing classic games. Good times.
Anyway, Rick is the guy who is trying to rescue his missus from demons and other creepy crawlies. Splatterhouse and Ninja Gaiden both have one thing in common; the games were hard to beat.
As I said earlier, good times.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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