Gender: Male Location: Wasted at the Drunken Sailor
John McClaine vs Martin Riggs
NYPD vs LAPD.
The cocky McClaine takes on the suicidal Riggs in a battle to the finish. With their respective parties watching from the sidelines, these two will fitst shoot it out, then fight hand-to-hand.
Who wins?
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One time someone put handcuffs on Jack Bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Gender: Male Location: Wasted at the Drunken Sailor
Police-issue handguns, shotguns, assault rifle.
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One time someone put handcuffs on Jack Bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
True, and Joshua wasnt just any assassin, and Jet Li wasnt just any martial artist, and the guy Riggs fought at the end of LW2 wasnt just any South African.
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Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Gender: Male Location: behind there, near here, next to yo
In the first lethal Weapon Riggs tries to chase down a car by chasing it on foot. He never caught it...,John Mclane would have.
John Mclane beat alan rickman, jeremy irons and he even took down a jet with a truck. Riggs is funny, he eats dog biscuits. I mean, that counts for something, but not against Mclane.
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-TWAIN