Gender: Male Location: Wasted at the Drunken Sailor
Ash Williams vs Jason Voorhees
S-Mart is holding a grand opening at Crystal Lake. Big mistake, since the store is populated with part-time employees who happen to be horny teenagers.
Jason rises from his watery grave and shambles over to S-Mart. Machete in hand, Jason goes to work, leaving a mass of bodies in his wake.
As Jason raises his machete, a shotgun blast knocks him back.
It's Ash. He has moved up from Housewares to being the store manager.
And he's not happy to see some hockey-masked psycho tear up his store.
"Yo, hockey-mask," Ash calls out as he reloads his shotgun. "Let's go."
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One time someone put handcuffs on Jack Bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Gender: Male Location: Wasted at the Drunken Sailor
He got the chainsaw, the metal hand, and the boomstick
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One time someone put handcuffs on Jack Bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Ash. he is faster and has more weapons. But Jason keeps coming back and shit.
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Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Ash would frustrate the hell outta him, you gotta admit.
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Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
I see Ash winning over and over and over til Jason wears him down.
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Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
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