Gender: Male Location: Wasted at the Drunken Sailor
Hellboy vs Chewbacca
Star Wars' resident wookie tangles with the cigar-chomping BPRD member in an anything goes match.
Who wins this free-for-all?
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One time someone put handcuffs on Jack Bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Gender: Male Location: Wasted at the Drunken Sailor
This match is hand-to-hand. No Weapons.
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One time someone put handcuffs on Jack Bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Hellboy fights supernatural creatures, gets shot, stabbed, thrown through walls and still comes back for more.
__________________ "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity; and it was not meant that we should voyage far." -CoC
Never was specified if it it a fight to the death.
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Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Gender: Male Location: behind there, near here, next to yo
oh, well it said anything goes.
either way, hellboy can jump really high and run really fast and has the hand of doom. Hellboy most always ends up fighting his enemies in H2H combat, He just has to much going on.
__________________ "If you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything"
-TWAIN
"FOR THE EM- PIRE! BEWARE THE ALIEN, THE MUTANT,THE HERETIC, THE MEXICAN! AS LONG AS A MINORITY STILL DRAWS BREATH, THE WORK OF A SPACE MARINE IS NOT DONE. HAIL THE EMPEROR!"
Chewie taps due to strikes at 4:51 of the first round.
__________________ I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species that I realized you aren't actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. And the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we...are the cure.