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Relentless
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Liu Siu-jian VS. Danny the Dog
Before any of you say, yes, I know that both characters are played by Jet Li.
Liu Siu-jian (from Kiss of the Dragon) is a Chinese intelligence agent who uses acupuncture needles on top of his formidable martial arts styles.
Danny (from Unleashed) is a martial arts master who is, for lack of a better word, unfamiliar with the world of humanity. The only thing he knows is to obey his "master" and attack at will.
This is a one-on-one fisticuffs match.
Liu Siu-jian does not have his needles.
The setting is in a hotel lobby.
Who wins?
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Jun 1st, 2008 09:13 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
The Funky Child
 Gender: Male
Location: H Town, Muthafukka..... |
Liu by a mile.
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Jun 1st, 2008 09:35 PM |
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Relentless
Gender: Male
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Really? I imagine Danny as the "underdog, excuse the pun, here.
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Jun 1st, 2008 09:56 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
The Funky Child
Gender: Male
Location: H Town, Muthafukka..... |
Liu took out an entire cop station, man.
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Jun 2nd, 2008 01:02 AM |
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Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: Classified. Moderator |
Danny took on a whole gang of English gangsters. Not to mention beat the shit out of a whole pit of fighters.
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Jun 4th, 2008 10:12 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
The Funky Child
Gender: Male
Location: H Town, Muthafukka..... |
did you miss the part where Lui took out like 40 cops all trained in martial arts?
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Jun 4th, 2008 11:20 PM |
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Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: Classified. Moderator |
*pfft*
Rookies...............
All White, I might add. 
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Jun 5th, 2008 12:24 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
The Funky Child
Gender: Male
Location: H Town, Muthafukka..... |
Round One, Aayla Secura versus Adi Gallia. 
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Jun 5th, 2008 12:25 AM |
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Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: Classified. Moderator |
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Jun 5th, 2008 12:27 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
The Funky Child
Gender: Male
Location: H Town, Muthafukka..... |
I would too.
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