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Edward Scissorhands vs. Freddy Krueger
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Edward Scissorhands vs. Freddy Krueger

Edward is dreaming and, suddenly, Freddy invades the dream with intent to kill Edward. Edward, very coincidentally, has hold of Freddy and wakes up, bringing Freddy to the world of the living, thus making Freddy vulnerable and without his dream altering powers.

Edward, obviously, has razor sharp scissors/shears for both hands. Edward has more reach, due to the sheer length of his blades, not to mention he had blades on both hands.

Freddy Krueger has a four-bladed glove on his right hand, plus fighting experience.

This is a one-on-one fight. Who takes it?

(Before anyone asks me, yes, I know this is a dumb match, but f*ck you. I'm bored. stick out tongue )


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Re: Edward Scissorhands vs. Freddy Krueger

Edward was a pacifist.


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Krueger dominates the dream world. He's like Neo in the Matrix except when you take him out of the dream world he dies.....Oh, no! What have I done?! I'm not going to open that door again.

*bolts the door*

Phew!


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Edward was a pacifist.


He stabbed Anthony Michael Hall and pushed his ass out of the window.

He very well may be a pacifist, but anyone will fight to defend them selves from death.


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Ghandi would have stabbed Anthony Michael Hall. Poor example.


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Krueger dominates the dream world. He's like Neo in the Matrix except when you take him out of the dream world he dies.....Oh, no! What have I done?! I'm not going to open that door again.

*bolts the door*

Phew!


This time you're basically right in your comparison.


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Just go with the flow, Rob. Make an exception. wink


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This time you're basically right in your comparison.


Then by that rational Freddy Kruger rapes Neo in the Matrix...since he is practically asleep.



gotcha there!


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Actually, I'd like to retract my previous comment about Ed being a pacifist.

From what we see in the film Edward is, for lack of a better word, clueless about the world beyond his house on top of the hill. He never once lashed out at anyone until his altercation at the end of the film. Who's to say that he finally succumbed to his natural survival instincts and grew a pair and fought back? He quit taking shit from that ass.


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Then by that rational Freddy Kruger rapes Neo in the Matrix...since he is practically asleep.



gotcha there!
No. Freddy rapes Neo in his dreams. Neo rapes Freddy in the Matrix.


Anyways, Freddy would probably have an advantage over Edward due to experience.


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No. Freddy rapes Neo in his dreams. Neo rapes Freddy in the Matrix.


Anyways, Freddy would probably have an advantage over Edward due to experience.


Well said. I agree. Freddy b*tched Jason Voorhees in the dream world, but then, in turn, was b*tched by Jason in the real world.


I, too, think that Freddy would take Edward. I was just curious.


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Then by that rational Freddy Kruger rapes Neo in the Matrix...since he is practically asleep.



gotcha there!


No, in the Matrix, Neo would be in control, ergo he wins. In the dream world, Freddy would be in control, ergo he wins (unless Neo does that wake-up shit). Understand now?


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Understand now?


Yeah, I undestand you like Neo.

Anywhoo....in this fight Freddy beats Edward in the dream world. Edwards is really non-combatant. That doesn't mean he won't protect himself...in show and tell he pull those scissors pretty bad.


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Freddy pwns Ed as Ed makes Freddy an ice sculpture.


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Then by that rational Freddy Kruger rapes Neo in the Matrix...since he is practically asleep.



gotcha there!



He is not asleep.

His mind thinks it's controlling his body when it's controlling a simulation of his body.

EDIT: Stupid me....


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Freddy, easily just because he's evil. Edward was always so passive and never looked like he knew what was going on when he was awake, let alone dreaming. Plus, all Freddy has to do in a dream is kill Kim and then Edward would be so distraught, it wouldn't take much to bump him off.


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Freddy even outside of the dream world was still a superhuman, able to take more damage than a mere human like Ed can take.


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