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Kham (The Protector/Tom yum goong) vs Chong Li
Continues after Kham breaks Steven Segal's record for most bones broken in a fight scene (and then some)
Kham returns to the throne room where the skeletal remains of his elephant Por Yai are behind Madame Rose. What he finds there shocks him.
The tall bald wrestler he had fought at the monastery was down for the count, as well as three other burly men, each holding their arms and legs, as they were broken.
Kham looks at the newcomer. South Korean, with a white headband of the aforementioned country, and VERY muscular, dressed in black pants.
Kham, meet Chong Li.
A VERY PISSED OFF Chong Li.
Rose tries her bullwhip on Li, who uses it to pull her to him and drops her with a blow to the temple...and sidesteps Kham's air knee.
Chong Li cracks his neck muscles as Kham assumes his stance.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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