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Snafu the Great
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Jason Bourne vs Jaws

We all know that Bourne is one of the baddest secret agents since Bond's Craig, but how will he fare against one of the most infamous of the Bond villiain hiearchy?

Anything goes in this match.


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I thought at first glance that the thread was titled Jason Bourne vs Jews. If that were the case, the Jews ftw.


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Funny, I thought he meant the shark.

Bourne though, if Roger Moore-Bond can beat him (and he was a total pansy), then Bourne could take him out.


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I thought he meant the shark too...

confused


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My bad. Should have been more specific. I meant THIS Jaws.


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I thought he meant the shark too...

confused


that would have been cooler


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Well Jaws did kill a small shark with his own "jaws" in one of the movies if you remember.


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All I no is he kicked 'Shooter' McGavin's ass.


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Bourne knows way more martial arts than Roger Moore/Bond and Roger Moore/Bond beat Jaws. Bourne very easy


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Speed and agility supercedes raw power. Bourne.


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Speed and agility supercedes raw power. Bourne.


remember in Moonraker Bond tried to get in some body blows on Jaws, but they had no effect on him. So he can take some damage.


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remember in Moonraker Bond tried to get in some body blows on Jaws, but they had no effect on him. So he can take some damage.
That version of Bond fought like a senior citizen on downers.


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That version of Bond fought like a senior citizen on downers.


That I agree with you on that point. Should have had Connery as Bond for Moonraker.


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That I agree with you on that point. Should have had Connery as Bond for Moonraker.
He wasnt much better. sad


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He wasnt much better. sad

Are you serious?

Sean Connery was an awesome Bond.


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Are you serious?

Sean Connery was an awesome Bond.
sad no


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sad no


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Pierce Brosnan, best Bond EVER.


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Pierce Brosnan, best Bond EVER.

Brosnan was a good Bond.

Connery was a great Bond.


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Brosnan was a good Bond.

Connery was a great Bond.
and Craig was a HORRID Bond. sick


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