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The Sarge vs Alice
Doom vs Resident Evil.
Round One: Firearms enabled. Sarge has his assault rifle, his sidearm (D.Eagle) and the dreaded BFG 9K. Alice has her firearms from the 2nd Resident Evil film. Battle takes place inside the UAC facility.
Round Two: Hand-to-Hand. Demonic Sarge is unleashed while Superhuman Alice gets ready. Battle takes place in Raccoon City.
Who wins this little melee?
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