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Jason Bourne (Matt Damon)vs. The Transporter (Jason Statham)
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six6six
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Jason Bourne (Matt Damon)vs. The Transporter (Jason Statham)

The Transporter is hired to deliver a package that is a governmental threat and Jason Bourne is sent in to intercept it. Both of them have a gun, but once face-to-face, they ditch the guns and decide to settle this hand-to-hand. The Transporter, unware of what he is about to deliver, is determined to get that package to it's destination. Who takes this?

Jun 23rd, 2008 09:37 PM

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Re: Jason Bourne (Matt Damon)vs. The Transporter (Jason Statham)

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The Transporter is hired to deliver a package that is a governmental threat and Jason Bourne is sent in to intercept it. Both of them have a gun, but once face-to-face, they ditch the guns and decide to settle this hand-to-hand. The Transporter, unware of what he is about to deliver, is determined to get that package to it's destination. Who takes this?

If there is a barrel of oil around and a smooth surface on the floor, the Transporter wins this in a quasi-homoerotic brawl.

If not, Bourne beats the shit out of him.

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If there is a barrel of oil around and a smooth surface on the floor, the Transporter wins this in a quasi-homoerotic brawl.

If not, Bourne beats the shit out of him.

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The Transporter sucked. Never saw the sequel.

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Stratham threw away his only chance when he ditched his gun lol.

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The Transporter sucked. Never saw the sequel.

but the chick was HAWT.

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