Jason Bourne (Matt Damon)vs. The Transporter (Jason Statham)
The Transporter is hired to deliver a package that is a governmental threat and Jason Bourne is sent in to intercept it. Both of them have a gun, but once face-to-face, they ditch the guns and decide to settle this hand-to-hand. The Transporter, unware of what he is about to deliver, is determined to get that package to it's destination. Who takes this?
Re: Jason Bourne (Matt Damon)vs. The Transporter (Jason Statham)
If there is a barrel of oil around and a smooth surface on the floor, the Transporter wins this in a quasi-homoerotic brawl.
If not, Bourne beats the shit out of him.
__________________ "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity; and it was not meant that we should voyage far." -CoC
Re: Re: Jason Bourne (Matt Damon)vs. The Transporter (Jason Statham)
Dont forget a bicycle with detachable pedals.
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Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Re: Re: Re: Jason Bourne (Matt Damon)vs. The Transporter (Jason Statham)
and that.
__________________ "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity; and it was not meant that we should voyage far." -CoC
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