Wizard Battle! Galdalf and Saruman vs Dumbeldore and Voldemort Started by: Snafu the Great
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Wizard Battle! Galdalf and Saruman vs Dumbeldore and Voldemort
Lord of the Rings vs Harry Potter...only with wizards!
The gathered casts of LotR and Harry Potter bear witness to the battle between the two most powerful wizards of Middle-earth and the two mostpowerful wizards of the Wizarding world.
The kid gloves are off. Anything goes in this matchup. Better take cover.
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Jul 15th, 2008 11:51 PM
Dark-Jaxx
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Avada Kedavra ftw.
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Jul 16th, 2008 01:29 AM
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I don't really remember the LotR wizards doing anything too fancy. Nothing comparable to the ones in Pothead anyway.
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Jul 16th, 2008 09:36 AM
Dark-Jaxx
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That's cause they didn't. Gandalf repelled some Nazgul with a beam of light, that was the most impressive thing.
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Jul 16th, 2008 08:06 PM
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I have simply never fully understood how on earth the Wizards from Lotr work...
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Jul 16th, 2008 08:38 PM
ragesRemorse
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it's all in their wands
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Jul 16th, 2008 08:44 PM
Dark-Jaxx
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LotR Wizards use staves, not wands lol.
But yeah, without the staff they are nothing.
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Jul 16th, 2008 08:52 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
That's cause they didn't. Gandalf repelled some Nazgul with a beam of light, that was the most impressive thing.
Actually, Gandalf kinda pwned that Balrog.
As always when wizards are involved:
http://www.cracked.com/article_1595...eir-powers.html
It's 7 and 1 you are looking for.
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Jul 16th, 2008 10:37 PM
Dark-Jaxx
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quote: (post ) True, he did pwn t3h Balrog.
Read it, and yeah there are some good points.
Though in all honesty, Voldemort with Avada Kedavra can kill either Saruman or Gandalf easily. He can use it quicker than they can use their powers as well. Then it's Dumbledore and Voldemort vs. whoever didn't die...Or Voldemort can use Avada Kedavra again.
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Jul 16th, 2008 10:57 PM
Bardock42
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
True, he did pwn t3h Balrog.
Read it, and yeah there are some good points.
Though in all honesty, Voldemort with Avada Kedavra can kill either Saruman or Gandalf easily. He can use it quicker than they can use their powers as well. Then it's Dumbledore and Voldemort vs. whoever didn't die...Or Voldemort can use Avada Kedavra again.
Oh yeah, Potter guys win big time. Just sayin'
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Jul 16th, 2008 10:59 PM
Dark-Jaxx
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Though this does raise the question...Why the fvck DOES Dumbledore let Harry solve all these problems?
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Jul 16th, 2008 11:04 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Though this does raise the question...Why the fvck DOES Dumbledore let Harry solve all these problems?
harry not albus, is the chosen one destined to kill voldimort
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Jul 17th, 2008 01:49 AM
celestialdemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Though in all honesty, Voldemort with Avada Kedavra can kill either Saruman or Gandalf easily. He can use it quicker than they can use their powers as well. Then it's Dumbledore and Voldemort vs. whoever didn't die...Or Voldemort can use Avada Kedavra again.
Deleted for my stupidity.
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Jul 17th, 2008 02:40 AM
Dark-Jaxx
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by celestialdemon
Superman can move far faster than the time it would take Tom to cast the Avada Kedavra. However, knowing Supes history, he would probably allow himself to get hit by it just to try and prove how manly he is, thus biting the dust.
And Superman has what to do with this thread?
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Jul 17th, 2008 02:46 AM
celestialdemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
And Superman has what to do with this thread?
My bad. I was reading too fast and saw Saruman as Superman. Sorry about that.
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Jul 17th, 2008 02:48 AM
ragesRemorse
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
LotR Wizards use staves, not wands lol.
But yeah, without the staff they are nothing.
i meant Potter
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Jul 17th, 2008 01:11 PM
Gideon
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Yeah, while their literary counterparts would probably school Dumbledore and Voldemort, their cinematic incarnations get owned, terribly. Gandalf and Saruman only demonstrate telekinesis and the ability to make a stone glow in the dark; Voldemort and Dumbledore are capable of teleporting, shooting beams of pure magical energy, summoning gigantic fire serpents, creating a veritable wave out of a fountain's water, collecting it in an orb, and nearly drowning someone, flexing their arms and shattering every piece of glass in a gigantic ass room, summoning that glass in a hail of energy, erecting a shield that turns that glass to dust, et cetera.
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Jul 18th, 2008 05:35 PM
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