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Fat Bastard versus Porky!!!

Fat Bastard (Austin Powers) versus Porky (Porky's 1 and 2), both starving, fighting over a plate of ribs. Who wins?

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shit. wrong forum......requesting to be moved.

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The Real Fat Bastard, Chubby brown. smile

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Re: Fat Bastard versus Porky!!!

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Fat Bastard (Austin Powers) versus Porky (Porky's 1 and 2), both starving, fighting over a plate of ribs. Who wins?

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Neither is yours laughing out loud

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Thanx Lil!!!!

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Jan 31st, 2009 09:55 PM

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Funny thread idea, but easy.

Easy. Porky eats the newly slimmed down artist formerly known as "Fat Bastard" for breakfast.

Gross, but highly probable.

Which has the greatest on screen pie count..? stick out tongue

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Funny thread idea, but easy.

Easy. Porky eats the newly slimmed down artist formerly known as "Fat Bastard" for breakfast.

Gross, but highly probable.

Which has the greatest on screen pie count..?

But how would Fat Bastard's newly formed vagina-neck factor into this?

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Funny thread idea, but easy.

Easy. Porky eats the newly slimmed down artist formerly known as "Fat Bastard" for breakfast.

Gross, but highly probable.

Which has the greatest on screen pie count..?

you and your counts

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Jan 31st, 2009 10:39 PM

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I was being facetious, and vaguely self parodizing of course.

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Jan 31st, 2009 10:56 PM

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But how would Fat Bastard's newly formed vagina-neck factor into this?

well unless he has a machine gun hidden all up in it.. probably it wont much. Except on hilarity, of course.

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Jan 31st, 2009 10:57 PM

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Have to give this one to Fat Bastard, he was definitely fatter, ergo his eating abilities are probably in the epic range.

Though I do recall Porky being exceptionally good at ebing a total bastard, but this is a food contest.

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Hmm, eating contest......

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