well, with the McClane fanboyism going around it is almost inevitable that we will soon be seeing John McClane jokes on the internet rather than Norris jokes.
of course this doesn't sit well with Norris and he challenges McClane to H2H/hand to hand/no weapons/nothing but body parts contest. McClane cant bring his SUV to the ring and Chuck Norris isn't allowed to hit people with his beard.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
In Sidekicks he plays himself, fictional McClane would kick Chuck's ass. Shit, even fictional Riggs could win this one without his chocolate hero-support, well, probably could.
And Lone Wolf McQuade? And the character that fought the jacked up dead guy, you know, who took on a whole bar of bikers and pwned?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
And? You made a claim that Norris in any movie could "pwn" McClane, I simply showed you the error of our ways. There's one Norris movie where Norris couldn't.
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