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Edward Scissorhands vs Zohan
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Mairuzu
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Edward Scissorhands vs Zohan

each have 100 ugly old women whos hair needs cutting

Scenario 1: Who finishes first?

Scenario 2: Who has the best looking hair styles done? (In their own little universe since those hair styles in ESH were ugly as fugly, you know?)

Scenario 3: Who gets more bitches

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1. Ed.

2. Zohan. He updates his styles in the film.

3. Zohan.....but miles and miles.


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1. Ed.

2. Zohan. He updates his styles in the film.

3. Zohan.....by miles and miles.


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1. Yes, i agree edward wins because zohan always has to bone every woman after finishing their hair

2. I understand that he updates it, but which patient was more satisfied with their hair?

3. Hmmm, edward had a ton of bitches in that movie all over him.

probably more then zohan had (or at least what was shown)


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1. Yes, i agree edward wins because zohan always has to bone every woman after finishing their hair



Indeeeeed.

quote: (post)
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2. I understand that he updates it, but which patient was more satisfied with their hair?



Obviously, Zohan's CUSTOMER is much happier with the "haircut" and "style."

3. Hmmm, edward had a ton of bitches in that movie all over him.

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probably more then zohan had (or at least what was shown)


No. Zohan had a couple of blocks of women lined up. smile


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You make a good point on number 2. For all we know they hated Zohan's styles; they were just in it for the attention.

As for number 3, Ed had a cul de sac. Zohan had an ghetto. Which do you think has more people in it? wink


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all the cul de sacs had single women living in them also. There were tons


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Not as many as in the ghetto, and Zohan dealt with single and committed ladies stick out tongue


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But he had winona!

WINONA!!!!

he wasnt even human, had scissor hands, still got the bitches

ed wins in my book


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But he had winona!

WINONA!!!!

he wasnt even human, had scissor hands, still got the bitches

ed wins in my book





FANBOY!


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But he had winona!

WINONA!!!!

he wasnt even human, had scissor hands, still got the bitches

ed wins in my book


Ed may have gotten a greater quality of bitches, but Zohan by far got the greater quantity, and that was the scenario you put forth. wink


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Zohan mostly attracted elderly women. I think Edward had the most youthful female customers.


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Mmm, donuts...


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