C-3PO, from the Star Wars saga versus Dot Matrix, Princess Vespa's droid from "Spaceballs":
Uncle Owen and Luke buy them from the Jawas. Both are complaining of sand in their joints, but there is only enough oil for one lubricant bath, so Luke and Owen decide to make them fight to the death for it. Who wins?
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Two protocol droids trying to duke it out for survival? Single most hilarious thread I've ever imagined! It's a tie, their retarded joints not being flexible enough for either to get a good hit in, and they rust in the desert.
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Only with Rivers remaining the last one standing, with a face fullof vengence, and her opponent's face a crevice of hate, malice, broken thepian teeth and more malice.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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