Ash gets teleported into each of the following scenarios with a day of rest between each battle.
1. Ash gets teleported into the room full of Gremlins(The one with the genius gremlin) during the sequal. He is alone,so no help from any of the human characters.
2. Ash is teleported into the Antarctic base where "The Thing" resides. All the main characters are present, and were not aware of his oncoming arrival.
3. Ash gets teleported into Hannibal Lecter's cell during TSOTL. Lecter has a sabre handy.
4. Ash gets teleported into Rorschach's cell during "Watchmen" breakout scene. He is trying to escape the cell, and Ror sees him as unworthy to live.
5. Ash gets teleported to Camp Crystal Lake and has to fight composite versions of Jason and Michael Myers
6. Ash gets teleported into the middle of the Battle of Helm's Deep, and must fight off at least five orcs before he can move on.
7. Ash gets teleported into a bedroom while Edward Cullen and Bella are having sex.
8. Ash gets teleported into the Nakatomi Highrise during...well, you know.
9. Ash has to try and kill Nightcrawler during the White House scene. He is in the Oval Office.
10. Ash gets teleported into the pit of the Killer White Rabbit during "Holy Grail".
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Yeah, he has a chainsaw, a rifle, a mechanical hand and a damn boomstick.
He could get lucky and catch Ed slippin, lop off his head with the chainsaw, and MAYBE win 8 and 9, with a LOT of uber McClane luck. Not sure who 10 is. Vid?
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Last edited by Rogue Jedi on Jan 18th, 2010 at 01:31 PM
Why not? Boomstick, rifle, chainsaw, he walks all over them.
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Ed would be a challenge for him. Other than that, he clears.
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How would Michael, in any way, pose a challenge to Ash?
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Ash seemed even more uber when all he had was the repeating rifle in the store.
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Are you kidding me? Michael is a supernatural force of evil that cannot die.
Since this is pertaining to the original Michael from the original series and not new Michael, I'll list some of his feats:
- Stabbed deep in the neck with a knitting needle
- Stabbed in the chest with a butcher knife
- Shot six times (plus falling off a balcony)
- Shot an additional five times in the following movie which takes place the same night & is also terribly burned
- Enters coma for 10 years be reawakens with minimal burn damage
- Impales a girl with a shotgun
- Flings an adult male quite a good distance with relative ease
- Crushes a man's skull
- Is shot dozens, if not hundreds of times by police, only to come back once again
- Is repeatedly beaten with a 2X4 and refuses to stay down, even after suffering from tranquilizers
- Is beaten with a steel pipe many, many times and still survives
These are pretty much the major feats, and I'm only missing a few, but Michael, like Jason, will not stop. He keeps taking damage and only comes back. Hell, it could even be argued that everytime he comes back, he comes back a little stronger than before.
Ash is a man who has dealt with tons of monsters in the past, and I'm not saying Michael or Jason will completely stomp over Ash, especially since Ash was successfully able to cut off Jason's arm (even though it didn't help much), but he's not going to get past both of these guys. So, that's why I believe the gauntlet will be over there.
Hell, it'd probably be over before he even gets to Jason & Michael. I find it hard to believe he'd be able to take out Rorschach.
Has Michael ever taken round after round of boomstick fire and rifle fire? Not to mention that Ash has a CHAINSAW
He'll never get close enough to Ash.
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Actually, since he's appearing in Rorschach's cell with him, it's a pretty good estimate that he can be reached, and any time it'd take to draw any of his guns would leave him open, as would trying to rev his chainsaw. Like I said before, he stops at either 4, 7, or 9, and will not clear.
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So Ash appears and Rorschach is on him in an instant? Gimp. Likely the boomstick will be holstered on his back, meaning the rifle will be in his hands. It takes maybe a second for Ash to aim, chamber a round, and BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM......And Ed? He'll be having sex, Ash has all the time he needs to shoot him and Bella.
The cell is not that small, Ash'll have room and time to draw and fire and blast stinky boy into next week.
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Last edited by Rogue Jedi on Jan 20th, 2010 at 07:54 AM
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